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17 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

We should start a legal fund that makes Jimbos contract even more complicated to dissolve.

They're gonna say he voted for Beto and try to fire him for cause.

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Shoo shoo retarded flu

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3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Does any other college/university, besides the real military institutions, have pretend soldiers marching in and out of the football stadiums?

I'll answer your question with a question...."is there any other college/university as delusional as aggy"?

We should start a legal fund that makes Jimbos contract even more complicated to dissolve.

Purple carrots, cold fusion. Dissolving contracts are next on the list of aggy things to solve!
35 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Purple carrots, cold fusion. Dissolving contracts are next on the list of aggy things to solve!

Ah yes, never forget the cold fusion debacle. While everyone one in the civilized world was calling this out as a fraud, including those of us in the UT Physics Department, aggy was, well..... going full aggy:

 

From 8 May only the A&M tritium results kept cold fusion afloat.

In June 1990 an article in Science by science writer Gary Taubes destroyed the public credibility of the A&M tritium results when it accused its group leader John Bockris and one of his graduate students of spiking the cells with tritium.

Oh please, nobody explain this to him.  Not that I accept the 7X number, but still . . . math.

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7 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

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That is because they had the flu we just don"t know the strain. It could be the yamevoy or the elportal strain

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I live here in aggyland and heard nothing about a flu outbreak until today.

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Source of the flu outbreak....

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aggy I work with shelled out $700 on a hotel in CS back in July for today's game. 

Hope he enjoyed it. 

TIL smacking the back of your favorite noggin against the turf causes the flu for you and all of your coworkers

1 minute ago, deft said:

TIL smacking the back of your favorite noggin against the turf causes the flu for you and all of your coworkers

Seems like some of the Ole Miss players would have come down with it.

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

aggy I work with shelled out $700 on a hotel in CS back in July for today's game. 

Hope he enjoyed it. 

What hotel, Red Roof?  Jesus. 

The Hotel and Conference Center on Campus.

I'm sure he splashed out for a view of the water tower. 

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Portal out of aggy is going to overheat once their season is over.

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Portal out of aggy is going to overheat once their season is over.

South Austin's mom couldn't handle those numbers...

(Narrator: "She could.")

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

aggy I work with shelled out $700 on a hotel in CS back in July for today's game. 

Hope he enjoyed it. 

damn, he must have a view of Wellborn Road.

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I can't stop laughing at the idea of a $700 hotel room in College Station.  Well done.

I heard the trick was to cut 2 slices out of the onion and put them in your socks so they rested against the bottoms of your feet all night

You’re also supposed to put the root end of the onion up your ass for a week.

I dont want Jimbo fired. I ant him there for years. Hope he gets an extension. Why see a potentially good coach get hired.

The Hotel and Conference Center on Campus.
I'm sure he splashed out for a view of the water tower. 

Paid $700 to be next to the railroad tracks?

What a regard.
1 minute ago, Deej said:

Hold on 85

Deej you've veered off the road

Haha. Wrong thread. 

2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

I dont want Jimbo fired. I ant him there for years. Hope he gets an extension. Why see a potentially good coach get hired.

Maybe aggy can give Jimbo a section of Kroger Stadium 

Auburn waking up. aggy gonna be 4-8.

Thinking about the Jimbo buyout, inflation and the time value of money, he’s got 9’years left and inflation is over 8% - by my bar napkin math his last year of salary in today’s dollars may be a lot closer to $5mil than 10.  If they offered him cash now he might take a significant discount and still come out ahead.  Advantage.

Didn't Billy say they took a giant step forward this season? How exactly? They're last place in their division. The icing on the cake would be a loss to UMass.

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10 minutes ago, CoTex said:

Thinking about the Jimbo buyout, inflation and the time value of money, he’s got 9’years left and inflation is over 8% - by my bar napkin math his last year of salary in today’s dollars may be a lot closer to $5mil than 10.  If they offered him cash now he might take a significant discount and still come out ahead.  Advantage.

Then he can’t win 9 games in a few years and get another 10 year extension 

There was never a question if they would fuck it up, that’s a given. It was how spectacular they will do it that makes it so much more awesome.

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What's gonna be aggy's excuse when Brian Kelly wins the SEC West in his first year???

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What's gonna be aggy's excuse when Brian Kelly wins the SEC West in his first year???

Kelly is just improving his resume so he can get the aggy job.
25 minutes ago, Chad said:

Didn't Billy say they took a giant step forward this season? How exactly? They're last place in their division. The icing on the cake would be a loss to UMass.

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That seems a bit mastabatory but I'll allow it . UMass is program ending bad 

18 minutes ago, speed817 said:

What's gonna be aggy's excuse when Brian Kelly wins the SEC West in his first year???

Don’t care got jimbo

51 minutes ago, Chad said:

Didn't Billy say they took a giant step forward this season? How exactly? They're last place in their division. The icing on the cake would be a loss to UMass.

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Next year.

What's most embarrassing is their 3 wins are against the worst SHSU team in awhile, Miami who got blown out by MTSU, and Arkansas who just lost to Liberty. At least we had a good wins against Louisiana and KState last year to build on. 

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