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1 hour ago, Xminus6 said:

Why no mention of the monkey biting?

That was Halloween of last year. Not the last 12 months.

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On 12/30/2022 at 4:55 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

Put it on the wall? 

11 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Hey aggy since you don't want to be in a conference with Texas you should petition SEC and Big 12 to trade conferences with TCU. TCU more competitive and you could be in the conference you think is so easy!!

9 minutes ago, Tx74 said:

Hey aggy since you don't want to be in a conference with Texas you should petition SEC and Big 12 to trade conferences with TCU. TCU more competitive and you could be in the conference you think is so easy!!

So aggy may hit the sec transfer portal? Smoking good plan.

No, they prefer the prestige of forfeiting/not being eligible for a bowl as an SEC team rather than a Big 12 team.

It just means more.

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On 12/31/2022 at 9:59 AM, dingleberryswitzer said:

I keep checking the tv expecting and aggy bowl game?  Did I miss it?

My aggy BIL tried to talk shit about our bowl game. 

55 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Great job on the OC hire.

I can't find anything about this. Just they just give up and stop talking about it ? 

The heartburn plus false hope aggy is getting from TCU is just priceless.

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3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Great job on the OC hire.

Did I miss something? Not in any of the aggy threads here. You even made me wade in the toxic swamp that is texags. 

10 minutes ago, nnm said:

Did I miss something? Not in any of the aggy threads here. You even made me wade in the toxic swamp that is texags. 

Supposedly, they're still hoping to throw $2 million a year at Riley 

11 minutes ago, nnm said:

Did I miss something? Not in any of the aggy threads here. You even made me wade in the toxic swamp that is texags. 

I'm pretty sure you skipped Sarcasm Day.

Maybe theyll creat shirts just like when we last played for a NC… with a frog on a stick except the stick isnt poking through the frog with a caption somewhere along the lines of “only for today”

42 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty sure you skipped Sarcasm Day.

I got South Austined. Which doesn’t sound very pleasant. 

Maybe theyll creat shirts just like when we last played for a NC… with a frog on a stick except the stick isnt poking through the frog with a caption somewhere along the lines of “only for today”

Considering how many of them live in the Houston burbs, do any of them know what gigging actually is? Do they explain it at fish camp?
2 hours ago, demos said:


Considering how many of them live in the Houston burbs, do any of them know what gigging actually is? Do they explain it at fish camp?

To them, gigging is taking it up the ass.

9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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Meh.  Processing.  All backups, non-contributors, thugs and malcontents.  Gives Bilbo more room to use his genius in the portal to bring in guys that want to be aggy and bring the natty home this year.  Whoop!

On 12/31/2022 at 7:08 PM, demos said:

Here for aggy misery about tcu.

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I'm really struggling on how to handle the title game. Not sure I want Georgia to repeat and I've got lots of friends who are TCU grads. A TCU win will also make aggy's heads assplode for many reasons. But not sure I want to subject myself to a world where TCU wins a national title in football either.

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43 minutes ago, markstanco said:

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My dad was a 1950s TCU grad, BMOC at the time.  TCU won their last MNC when he was 5 years old.  They had some salty teams when he was there in the 50s, and entered the desert in the 60s-90s.  They got close in 2010 and 2014, but couldn't get over the hump.  He passed away from Alzheimer's last year.  I want them to win for many reasons, not least because of my dad.  

Anyone know the current roster count for aggy? Almost 30 in the portal, graduates, medicals, etc. Could it be possible they couldn't even field a two-deep of scholarship players right now?

58 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Anyone know the current roster count for aggy? Almost 30 in the portal, graduates, medicals, etc. Could it be possible they couldn't even field a two-deep of scholarship players right now?

Get ready for the new tradition:  the 112th man.

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

I'm really struggling on how to handle the title game. Not sure I want Georgia to repeat and I've got lots of friends who are TCU grads. A TCU win will also make aggy's heads assplode for many reasons. But not sure I want to subject myself to a world where TCU wins a national title in football either.

Meh.   Go with wanting to see aggy heads explode.   If TCU wins, it’s going to go two ways.    They will build on it.   Or they are a one hit wonder and don’t win another until 2080.    They might get another between now and then, but if we’d get our heads out of our own asses, we could win a few titles and be a mainstay in the top ten year after year until 2080.  

Meh.   Go with wanting to see aggy heads explode.   If TCU wins, it’s going to go two ways.    They will build on it.   Or they are a one hit wonder and don’t win another until 2080.    They might get another between now and then, but if we’d get our heads out of our own asses, we could win a few titles and be a mainstay in the top ten year after year until 2080.  

This.

TCU, even a national champion TCU, isn’t our problem.
1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

What’s the beef with Durkin?

The whole killing a kid thing.

2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

What’s the beef with Durkin?

On August 11, 2018, Durkin was placed on administrative leave after Maryland was placed under investigation amid toxic culture allegations against the team after the death of player Jordan McNair. McNair was hospitalized on May 29, 2018 after showing signs of heatstroke and exhaustion while participating in a team workout, and later died at the age of 19.

Didn’t he ‘kill’ a kid during practice?

2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

What’s the beef with Durkin?

He literally ran a player to death and had a supposedly toxic culture at Maryland

Oh right. Forgot that was him.

JFC at this staff.

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Oh billy. How you gonna spin it now.

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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SEC! SEC! SEC! I just means more.....something. 4 of the top 11

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Can Evil Kneival still coach offense though?

39 minutes ago, Bigpoppapump said:

The whole killing a kid thing.


kind of killed or killed killed ?

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