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16 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

Reality is setting in for a few at aggy.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3432306

The post about the nephew telling his uncle how the sips are a few referee mistakes away from NC sums up everything about aggy mentality.  

15 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Get some MAGTION!

 

18 hours ago, TOR said:

The Elk is crafting one hell of a Mid-American Conference team, I tell you what.  Maybe aggy will be playing on tuesdays and wednesdays.

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Honestly, I have much more belief that this player, who worked his way up the hard way, will be a success over their underachieving, overpaid, 5-star morons who mostly all flamed out. (lol, Jimbo's recruiting was hilarious)  

 

1 minute ago, TreatyOak said:

 

Honestly, I have much more belief that this player, who worked his way up the hard way, will be a success over their underachieving, overpaid, 5-star morons who mostly all flamed out. (lol, Jimbo's recruiting was hilarious)  

 

I believe you are right.  Not to go all $9.95 Board Expert, but FCS is going to become a development league with the portal in place.  Still funny that aggy is plucking players from Central Michigan, Youngstown St, and Old Dominion after talking so much shit about their number one class.

32 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Just here to remind the aggies of the Texas vs aggy head-to-head during the Big XII years.  They love throwing out arbitrary numbers.  I'll just stick to the Big XII which they claim was beneath them.  

 

102 December 2, 1995 College Station #9 Texas 16 #16 Texas A&M 6
103 November 29, 1996 Austin Texas 51 Texas A&M 15
104 November 28, 1997 College Station #15 Texas A&M 27 Texas 16
105 November 27, 1998 Austin Texas 26 #6 Texas A&M 24
106 November 26, 1999 College Station #24 Texas A&M 20 #7 Texas 16
107 November 24, 2000 Austin #12 Texas 43 #22 Texas A&M 17
108 November 23, 2001 College Station #5 Texas 21 Texas A&M 7
109 November 29, 2002 Austin #10 Texas 50 Texas A&M 20
110 November 28, 2003 College Station #6 Texas 46 Texas A&M 15
111 November 26, 2004 Austin #5 Texas 26 #22 Texas A&M 13
112 November 25, 2005 College Station #2 Texas 40 Texas A&M 29
113 November 24, 2006 Austin Texas A&M 12 #11 Texas 7
114 November 23, 2007 College Station Texas A&M 38 #14 Texas 30
115 November 27, 2008[t] Austin #4 Texas 49 Texas A&M 9
116 November 26, 2009[t] College Station #3 Texas 49 Texas A&M 39
117 November 25, 2010[t] Austin #17 Texas A&M 24 Texas 17
118 November 24, 2011[t] College Station #25 Texas 27 Texas A&M 25

i believe someone did their win% in the big 12 vs their win % in the SEC and it was close to the same

37 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Just here to remind the aggies of the Texas vs aggy head-to-head during the Big XII years.  They love throwing out arbitrary numbers.  I'll just stick to the Big XII which they claim was beneath them.  

 

102 December 2, 1995 College Station #9 Texas 16 #16 Texas A&M 6
103 November 29, 1996 Austin Texas 51 Texas A&M 15
104 November 28, 1997 College Station #15 Texas A&M 27 Texas 16
105 November 27, 1998 Austin Texas 26 #6 Texas A&M 24
106 November 26, 1999 College Station #24 Texas A&M 20 #7 Texas 16
107 November 24, 2000 Austin #12 Texas 43 #22 Texas A&M 17
108 November 23, 2001 College Station #5 Texas 21 Texas A&M 7
109 November 29, 2002 Austin #10 Texas 50 Texas A&M 20
110 November 28, 2003 College Station #6 Texas 46 Texas A&M 15
111 November 26, 2004 Austin #5 Texas 26 #22 Texas A&M 13
112 November 25, 2005 College Station #2 Texas 40 Texas A&M 29
113 November 24, 2006 Austin Texas A&M 12 #11 Texas 7
114 November 23, 2007 College Station Texas A&M 38 #14 Texas 30
115 November 27, 2008[t] Austin #4 Texas 49 Texas A&M 9
116 November 26, 2009[t] College Station #3 Texas 49 Texas A&M 39
117 November 25, 2010[t] Austin #17 Texas A&M 24 Texas 17
118 November 24, 2011[t] College Station #25 Texas 27 Texas A&M 25

I suppose it don't make a shit that the 1995 game was in the SWC.  Still whooped dat ass.

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30 minutes ago, South Austin said:

A lot of Longhorn ass-kickings in that graphic.

UT lost those five games by an average of 7 points.

Aggy lost those 12 games by an average of 17.58 points.

Before that - the last decade+ of the SWC when Jackie & RC were coaching aggy to their dominance over Texas, they were cheating so bad they were put on Double Secret probation, lost television scheduling and were hit by two postseason bowl bans.

aggy was sanctioned by the NCAA so much they wound up in the all time top 10 cheaters of college football. 
They, along with the death-penalty SMU cheaters, caused the destruction of the SWC - contrary to what those lying mouthbreathers still accuse UT of doing.

Too bad those inbred cult cucks don’t teach that to the fish camp lemmings.

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8 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

I suppose it don't make a shit that the 1995 game was in the SWC.  Still whooped dat ass.

Not including that year, aggy lost by an average of 18.27 points.

7 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

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Elko is going after players he was already targeting at Duke.  Since there's no one else recruiting for atm right now, it's his only option.

16 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

UT lost those five games by an average of 7 points.

Aggy lost those 12 games by an average of 17.58 points.

Before that - the last decade+ of the SWC when Jackie & RC were coaching aggy to their dominance over Texas, they were cheating so bad they were put on Double Secret probation, lost television scheduling and were hit by two postseason bowl bans.

aggy was sanctioned by the NCAA so much they wound up in the all time top 10 cheaters of college football. 
They, along with the death-penalty SMU cheaters, caused the destruction of the SWC - contrary to what those lying mouthbreathers still accuse UT of doing.

Too bad those inbred cult cucks don’t teach that to the fish camp lemmings.

Whenever an aggy pulls the whole "We are even since 1970 whatever" I just say "Is that before or after you remove all of the games from the seasons you landed under sanctions?" They promptly shut up and scurry away with their tails between their legs. 

8 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

Hypothetical question - what happens if we steamroll aggy in college station next year and then go on to win the SEC?  Will it be a cult mass suicide?

aggy enters the transfer portal.

7 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Whenever an aggy pulls the whole "We are even since 1970 whatever" I just say "Is that before or after you remove all of the games from the seasons you landed under sanctions?" They promptly shut up and scurry away with their tails between their legs. 

Ah, the FedEx Years…

11 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

I have a big nose and a short tongue which not only cranes my neck into an awkward position but also makes me feel like I'm drowning in a kelp forest. Not a fan. Fortunately I don't have to be .wink wink.

wut?  you've never nose-banged a lady?  don't know what you're missing.

2 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Ah, the FedEx Years…

I’d wager most aggy students are totally ignorant about those scandals and how their hypocritical school motto was destroyed publicly.

12 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Whenever an aggy pulls the whole "We are even since 1970 whatever" I just say "Is that before or after you remove all of the games from the seasons you landed under sanctions?" They promptly shut up and scurry away with their tails between their legs. 

I just say we are 8-3 this century. If the 1960s don't count for some reason, I don't know why the 1970s would.

1 hour ago, texasdago said:

Just here to remind the aggies of the Texas vs aggy head-to-head during the Big XII years.  They love throwing out arbitrary numbers.  I'll just stick to the Big XII which they claim was beneath them.  

 

102 December 2, 1995 College Station #9 Texas 16 #16 Texas A&M 6
103 November 29, 1996 Austin Texas 51 Texas A&M 15
104 November 28, 1997 College Station #15 Texas A&M 27 Texas 16
105 November 27, 1998 Austin Texas 26 #6 Texas A&M 24
106 November 26, 1999 College Station #24 Texas A&M 20 #7 Texas 16
107 November 24, 2000 Austin #12 Texas 43 #22 Texas A&M 17
108 November 23, 2001 College Station #5 Texas 21 Texas A&M 7
109 November 29, 2002 Austin #10 Texas 50 Texas A&M 20
110 November 28, 2003 College Station #6 Texas 46 Texas A&M 15
111 November 26, 2004 Austin #5 Texas 26 #22 Texas A&M 13
112 November 25, 2005 College Station #2 Texas 40 Texas A&M 29
113 November 24, 2006 Austin Texas A&M 12 #11 Texas 7
114 November 23, 2007 College Station Texas A&M 38 #14 Texas 30
115 November 27, 2008[t] Austin #4 Texas 49 Texas A&M 9
116 November 26, 2009[t] College Station #3 Texas 49 Texas A&M 39
117 November 25, 2010[t] Austin #17 Texas A&M 24 Texas 17
118 November 24, 2011[t] College Station #25 Texas 27 Texas A&M 25

 

37 minutes ago, NoName said:

i believe someone did their win% in the big 12 vs their win % in the SEC and it was close to the same

Sure, BUT...if they had stayed in the Big12 for the last twelve years, they would have DOMINATED.

2 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

 

Sure, BUT...if they had stayed in the Big12 for the last twelve years, they would have DOMINATED.

They always do much better in hypothetical games than we do.

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1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

They always do much better in hypothetical gamed than we do.

Texas fans are pretty much the polar opposite of Aggie fans.  We're mostly hypercritical pessimists, and they're blind optimists.

20 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Whenever an aggy pulls the whole "We are even since 1970 whatever" I just say "Is that before or after you remove all of the games from the seasons you landed under sanctions?" They promptly shut up and scurry away with their tails between their legs. 

I am sorry, but I sincerely doubt the part in bold.

30 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

They always do much better in hypothetical games than we do.

They've won every game they never played.

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6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They've won every game they never played.

They even have a trophy for it.

Advantage, aggy.

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Why can't I quit this thread?  

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because his sweater is maroon and he's all out of eggs?  

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Elko is going after players he was already targeting at Duke.  Since there's no one else recruiting for atm right now, it's his only option.

Trust in THE ELK!


This reminds me of Longhorn Ashtin Zamzow who won the heptathlon national title a few years ago. Both her parents were All American track athletes at aggy. They forced her, against her will, to go to aggy. Against their will, she transferred to Texas as a sophomore. Her parents didn’t speak to her for over a year. When they came to support her at meets, they of course wore their aggy gear.

I hate the Aggies. If my kid got a ride to be an Aggie athlete I’d be there. I’d wear her jersey or similar. My kid comes first. I hate the eagles. Kid gets drafted by Philly I’m there in an eagles jersey.
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I hate the Aggies. If my kid got a ride to be an Aggie athlete I’d be there. I’d wear her jersey or similar. My kid comes first. I hate the eagles. Kid gets drafted by Philly I’m there in an eagles jersey.

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Wait, that's a real story?  Their child was still on an athletic scholarship at one of the best public universities in the country, never mind the elite-level athletics department, and they didn't speak for a year because of that?  What the fuck?

Eric Winston got thrown out of his own house for not committing to atm.  And that was because of his step-dad iirc.  There is precedent for aggies doing things like that.

14 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

I hate the Aggies. If my kid got a ride to be an Aggie athlete I’d be there. I’d wear her jersey or similar. 

And if your kid joined a Hitler youth movement are you going to wear a swastika on your sleeve?

If I had a kid who was an athlete at aggy, I'm not going to disown them, and I'll attend as many of their events as I can.  But I'm not fucking wearing aggy gear, and I'm not singing their stupid songs or participating in their dumbass yells.  Considering that my kids have grown up going to Longhorn sporting events with me their whole life, I think they'd perfectly understand that.

26 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

If my kid got a ride to be an Aggie athlete

I would tell my kid to aim higher.

I know this is kind of a thing, but the Aggies do seem the most obnoxiously brazen about it.  My oldest still talks about being a Vet.  And if she attended A&M to do so, of course we'd visit her, and pay whatever we needed to, and attend games with her.  Of course we would, but that's not some kinda bold flex.  It's just being a decent parent.  But she's already old enough and smart enough to know that's where it ends.  No dad in A&M schwag, no donations to A&M, no 12th man membership, no investing in College Station real estate.  But yes, fully support her academic and athletic endeavors in any way that don't go against my value system.

If my literally retarded sister phoned me up and asked me for a ride to a political rally and some cash to get a ticket inside, I'd do it in a heartbeat and I'd be so proud she's politically engaged.  But I'm waiting in the parking lot and sure as shit ain't buying any merch or donating anything to the moron/maroon cause.  

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9 minutes ago, Deej said:

I would tell my kid to aim higher.

Appalachian State?

They always do much better in hypothetical games than we do.

Very well done. I tip my hat.
8 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Appalachian State?

At least those "hill people" live in actual hills. 

31 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Eric Winston got thrown out of his own house for not committing to atm.  And that was because of his step-dad iirc.  There is precedent for aggies doing things like that.

I worked with an aggy a few years ago that refused to help his kid when he said he wanted to gobto UT. Said he was to leave and be on his own. When his kid finally switched under pressure,  he paid his full way through a&m.

41 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Wait, that's a real story?  Their child was still on an athletic scholarship at one of the best public universities in the country, never mind the elite-level athletics department, and they didn't speak for a year because of that?  What the fuck?

 

1 minute ago, Crapinon said:

I worked with an aggy a few years ago that refused to help his kid when he said he wanted to gobto UT. Said he was to leave and be on his own. When his kid finally switched under pressure,  he paid his full way through a&m.

Some parents just want LESS for their kids.

Texas A&M in the SEC!

It Just Means Less

23 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I know this is kind of a thing, but the Aggies do seem the most obnoxiously brazen about it.  My oldest still talks about being a Vet.  And if she attended A&M to do so, of course we'd visit her, and pay whatever we needed to, and attend games with her. 

One of my closest friends has a masters in petroleum engineering (UT) and a veterinary degree (not A&M).  He chose Georgia.  Wisely.  Athens rocks.  Don't send your kid to A&M.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

One of my closest friends has a masters in petroleum engineering (UT) and a veterinary degree (not A&M).  He chose Georgia.  Wisely.  Athens rocks.  Don't send your kid to A&M.

So he literally drills animals but didn't go to A&M?  You realize he's like the rarest human being on our planet, right?  

Just now, YGIFS said:

So he literally drills animals but didn't go to A&M?  You realize he's like the rarest human being on our planet, right?  

The third leg of the trifecta:  he joined the Air Force as a medical officer (entered as a Major, now a Lt. Colonel) at age 46.  I guess a horse is pretty similar to a human once the shrapnel hits.

The dude does not know when to quit.  Served a year in Fallujah, and almost got his head blown off in a firefight where he wasn't armed.

Yes, it's true.  The gap kid has no dick.  /venkman 

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