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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

On a scale of 1-10 she is a solid -10

Ya'll don't know?

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1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Y'all stop bangin' on The Elk. He's building one helluva MAC/C-USA coaching staff.

 

That's not fair, facts and statistics have a notoriously anti-A&M bias. 

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Y'all stop bangin' on The Elk. He's building one helluva MAC/C-USA coaching staff.

 

Feelings don’t care about your facts 

After seeing this round of coaching hires, what are the odds that in 3 years aggy is onto the next guy and still paying 2 former head coaches and parts of their staff?  It’s gotta be over 50%. 

9 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

After seeing this round of coaching hires, what are the odds that in 3 years aggy is onto the next guy and still paying 2 former head coaches and parts of their staff?  It’s gotta be over 50%. 

This will definitely happen.

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Hiring a head coach can be a crap shoot. Strong, Herman, John Blake, etc. You rarely know in advance whether it will work out or not. 

But one thing is clear. If the assistant coach hires are questionable, the odds of failure go up dramatically. The Aggie odds of failure have just gone vertical. 

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2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Hiring a head coach can be a crap shoot. Strong, Herman, John Blake, etc. You rarely know in advance whether it will work out or not. 

But one thing is clear. If the assistant coach hires are questionable, the odds of failure go up dramatically. The Aggie odds have of failure have just gone vertical. 

on the back of a Titan rocket!

23 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

After seeing this round of coaching hires, what are the odds that in 3 years aggy is onto the next guy and still paying 2 former head coaches and parts of their staff?  It’s gotta be over 50%. 

About a billion percent.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

About a billion percent.

Buzbee is going to have to sell the tank to pay for all these ex-corches.

22 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

They should bring back Sumlin. Not joking at all.

They are probably still paying him as well.

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14 hours ago, PNWhornsfan said:

Jay Bateman?  You really can't make this shit up.  The gomers really are broke.  This might be one of the worst coaching staffs in history.  This is what their program looks like to potential recruits right now:

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If I wasn’t already gay - that would do it.

5 minutes ago, BRLA said:

If I wasn’t already gay - that would do it.

Not gay but seriously questioning it now.

26 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Not gay but seriously questioning it now.

Right?  I can barely fap to that.

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32 minutes ago, BRLA said:

If I wasn’t already gay - that would do it.

 

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3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Y'all stop bangin' on The Elk. He's building one helluva MAC/C-USA coaching staff.

 

We hear this from everyone at aggy and about 30% of the dopes here when a new coach is hired. No matter what the evidence says people that point it out don't understand how great the hire is because well we have a new coach. Those folks are clinging to hope and not necessarily anything backing it up at the onset of a new coach. Remember the folks that could not believe Tom hired a fired Beck and those that said that Tom is going to show him the way.  This hire is going right down the path we recognize very well where the HC hires rejects and buddies because they are comfortable and not pushing to get the best staff.

 

After seeing this round of coaching hires, what are the odds that in 3 years aggy is onto the next guy and still paying 2 former head coaches and parts of their staff?  It’s gotta be over 50%. 

They’ll fuck it up.
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15 minutes ago, South Austin said:

 

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Thank you for thinking about me but I believe I’ll pass.  Also - you are fired as my wingman.

11 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

We hear this from everyone at aggy and about 30% of the dopes here when a new coach is hired. No matter what the evidence says people that point it out don't understand how great the hire is because well we have a new coach. Those folks are clinging to hope and not necessarily anything backing it up at the onset of a new coach. Remember the folks that could not believe Tom hired a fired Beck and those that said that Tom is going to show him the way.  This hire is going right down the path we recognize very well where the HC hires rejects and buddies because they are comfortable and not pushing to get the best staff.

 

Give Elko a break. Someone ate the cards out of his Rolodex.

 

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4 hours ago, Pimphand said:

On a scale of 1-10 she is an solid absolute -10

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16 hours ago, PNWhornsfan said:

Jay Bateman?  You really can't make this shit up.  The gomers really are broke.  This might be one of the worst coaching staffs in history.  This is what their program looks like to potential recruits right now:

fat honey boo boo GIF

 

 

 

Mrs. Elko?

2 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

They should bring back Sumlin. Not joking at all.

You say that as if he wouldn't laugh in their face at the offer.

Just saw that Loosh guy in the flesh at north park mall

He looked all stressed out

 

31 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Just saw that Loosh guy in the flesh at north park mall

He looked all stressed out

 

Understandable. Probably an absolute clusterfuck trying to find his size at Janie and Jack's this time of year.

55 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Just saw that Loosh guy in the flesh at north park mall

He looked all stressed out

 

Getting hair dye for chin pubes?

Just saw that Loosh guy in the flesh at north park mall
He looked all stressed out
 
In Dallas?
57 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Just saw that Loosh guy in the flesh at north park mall

He looked all stressed out

 

You should have challenged him to a fight. 

Anybody at NorthPark today gets what they deserve

4 hours ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

on the back of a Titan rocket!

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13 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Anybody at NorthPark today gets what they deserve

Ain't that the truth. My kiddo came home from boarding school yesterday and wanted to go to NorthPark to do little last-minute shopping/hanging out with friends. Fuck that. I told him I'd drop him off but I ain't parking or setting foot in there. (I do, however, have to go out to the Galleria tomorrow to do curbside pickup at Nordstrom. That's bad enough.)

7 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Y'all stop bangin' on The Elk. He's building one helluva MAC/C-USA coaching staff.

 

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3 hours ago, Blotto said:

They are probably still paying him as well.

Could he get double-paid?

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Just saw that Loosh guy in the flesh at north park mall

He looked all stressed out

 

Have we seriously not had him paged yet?

It says this was posted an hour ago, what are we doing here?

Do they still do that?  Page people at shopping malls?  Because yeah, we should totally be doing that right now.  

"Uh, paging a Mr. Liucci.  Please come to the Northgate information desk.  Mr. Liucci to the desk please."

Then he gets there, "Uh sir, your chin has a call from a Mister El-cojones."

"You mean Coach Elko"

Uh sir, he said El-cojones............for you know, your chin

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1 hour ago, C-Man said:

My kiddo came home from boarding school yesterday and wanted to go to NorthPark to do little last-minute shopping/hanging out with friends.

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9 hours ago, Pimphand said:

 

On a scale of 1 to 10….easily a 10…on the Richter scale. 

21 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

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You got me. Meant to head off any "why is your kid not able to drive himself to the mall" questions/comments. Backfired miserably. I deserve any and all scorn here.

I want more of the redhead, second from left who has apparently never walked in heels before. 
 

I’m intrigued. 

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Just now, DoobieWah said:

I want more of the redhead , second from left who has apparently never walked in heels before. 
 

I’m intrigued. 

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
3 hours ago, Zeus said:
Just saw that Loosh guy in the flesh at north park mall
He looked all stressed out
 

In Dallas?

Yes 100%
 

3 hours ago, Deej said:

You should have challenged him to a fight. 

lol it happened so fast

I was also carrying my half asleep 1 year old. Those puppet shows are no joke!

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3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Yes 100%
 

lol it happened so fast

I was also carrying my half asleep 1 year old. Those puppet shows are no joke!

Was it a puppet show, or just Johnny Football with his hand up Looch's ass?

1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Have we seriously not had him paged yet?

It says this was posted an hour ago, what are we doing here?

Holy fuck missed opportunity my bad

 

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Anybody at NorthPark today gets what they deserve

Yeah tradition for the wife’s fam to go look at the ducks and turtles in the mall and see all the clusterfuck crowd shopping. Decent people watching, not as much talent out compared to years past. I’m more a fan of the fashion a couple years ago hoes were all out with no bras. 

Used to be more bearable when Theodore’s was a thing. 

2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Have we seriously not had him paged yet?

It says this was posted an hour ago, what are we doing here?

 

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Do they still do that?  Page people at shopping malls?  Because yeah, we should totally be doing that right now.  

"Uh, paging a Mr. Liucci.  Please come to the Northgate information desk.  Mr. Liucci to the desk please."

Then he gets there, "Uh sir, your chin has a call from a Mister El-cojones."

"You mean Coach Elko"

Uh sir, he said El-cojones............for you know, your chin

I'll be the first to admit I'm old but if you people think people still get paged over loudspeakers I'm not sure even Dr Rick can help you

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10 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Holy fuck missed opportunity my bad

 

Yeah tradition for the wife’s fam to go look at the ducks and turtles in the mall and see all the clusterfuck crowd shopping. Decent people watching, not as much talent out compared to years past. I’m more a fan of the fashion a couple years ago hoes were all out with no bras. 

Used to be more bearable when Theodore’s was a thing. 

Yeah, I'm gonna pass at getting shot at the mall a few days before Christmas. 

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24 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

I'll be the first to admit I'm old but if you people think people still get paged over loudspeakers I'm not sure even Dr Rick can help you

 

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