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aggy 7-6…wins over…

4-8 New Mexico

2-10 UL Monroe

6-6 Auburn

4-8 Arkansas

5-7 South Carolina

5-7 Mississippi State

5-6 Abilene Christian

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Ohh, and how did they try to diminish our conference championship? That's right, OSU sucks. The Cowboys are a joke because they got beat convincingly by UCF and Southern Alabama. Oh, and us.

Now, I'm guessing their story will be that they almost beat the runner up in the Big 12 and they would have dominated with Wiggy and the boys.

It has now been 1,089 days since A&M won a bowl game 

In all likelyhood, it will be at least 1454 days between A&Ms last bowl win and its next

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32 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

kids can take photos with a burnt orange longhorn bull

That would be an extraordinarily bad idea.

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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You can feed an orphanage with those hose bags. 
 

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8 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

You can feed an orphanage with those hose bags. 
 

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Red flag. But, she likes to fuck.

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5 hours ago, South Austin said:

Are you happy now?

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3 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Unpopular hot take: Elko is going to do well at A&M.

 

I was surprised by how well he did in the booth.  Didn’t sound like an Ag.  Dline was also more talented than I expected given the portal exits.  I could see them fielding a decent team.

30 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

You can feed an orphanage with those hose bags. 
 

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You just know she fucks.

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4 minutes ago, F250 said:

You just know she fucks.

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3 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Unpopular hot take: Elko is going to do well at A&M.

 

He’s a good coach and can win 8-9 games a year, which is good for aggy. They just think too much of themselves so will fire him in 3 years.

14 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

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I’ll take next

4 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Unpopular hot take: Elko is going to do well at A&M.

 

What does this mean exactly?

His resume is very slim so it is hard to really know. Sure he can coach a defense but is he ready to run a program and recruit and hire coaches and all that? Two seasons at Duke barely show that, he never even got to a point where it was all his own players. Strikes me as a gamble of a hire.

But I guess most hires are. It could work out. But it is also A&M so he could do a fantastic job and still be fired for not getting them to the level they feel entitled to be.

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4 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

oh shit.  Elko mentioned the "D" word.  diversity.

that won't sit well in aggieland.

Quoted from the game thread. Elko said aggy need more diversity in several areas, one of which was diversity of thought. Claims that Elko knows aggy do not check out.

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Smirking Meat Pimp (and his mom) and the Milk Man telling corny jokes about the opposition at yell practice the night before games are the only two things I like about aggy. 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

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Have we found the new “face of Texas A&M football” meme. 

2 hours ago, Topper13 said:

Red flag. But, she likes to fuck.

Red flag? That looks like the fuckin’ siren’s call! 

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4 hours ago, caliHORNia said:

I was surprised by how well he did in the booth.  Didn’t sound like an Ag.

You watched that giant goober flounder around in the booth for several minutes like an upright beached whale and that was your takeaway? Did he even answer a single question without leading with, "Yeah . . .," followed by boilerplate clichés? His profound recruiting insight, delivered in monotone: "We will recruit players in Texas; we will recruit players outside of Texas." He then capped off that painfully colorless commentary with kudos to Elijah Robinson for "holding it together during some very difficult times" and a recap of his inspirational introductory message to the team which basically consisted of, "Let's go be what we should be that we haven't been"? That's the guy you thought did well in the booth and didn't sound like an Ag?

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I'm very impressed aggy found a sentient thumb to be their coach.

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Wow I didn't know the Aggies were in a bowl game. Aggie tears for breakfast is an unexpected treat. 

39 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Freckles.... 

 

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6 hours ago, F250 said:

You just know she fucks.

But what species?

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25 minutes ago, NoName said:

you can literally see him working on his signature look through his history of FB profile photos

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This pretty much sums this all up.......

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14 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Yep, but I wouldn't care if it was Play-Doh.

I sued a plastic surgeon for negligence one time. Instead of injecting my client with silicone, he used silly putty. She went from a 32-A to a 42-Long. 

On 9/10/2023 at 5:46 PM, Sir Ulrich said:

The historic 2022 A&M recruiting class has already set the record for most losses in year 1 and is currently pacing for the worst 4 year record for a #1 class. The 2010 Florida team went 8-5 in year 1 and 30-21 over 4 years. 

The average record of #1 classes is 47-7 and with a current record of 6-8 the 2022 aggie recruiting class has already achieved below average results. The commitment from Texas A&M to mediocrity is unmatched. 

Updating this now that the season is over. Through two years the ags #1 overall class is 12-13 which is 3 games worse than Florida's 2010 class that went 15-11 through thr same period. 

That Florida class finished 15-10 over the final two years. The aggies will need to win 19 games over the next two years to avoid becoming the worst #1 ranked class of all time.

Can they do it? 

11 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Unpopular hot take: Elko is going to do well at A&M.

 

If by "do well" you mean not get racist hate mail at his house, then yes.

4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Updating this now that the season is over. Through two years the ags #1 overall class is 12-13 which is 3 games worse than Florida's 2010 class that went 15-11 through thr same period. 

That Florida class finished 15-10 over the final two years. The aggies will need to win 19 games over the next two years to avoid becoming the worst #1 ranked class of all time.

Can they do it? 

Narrator: they did not

Shouldn't you be changing bedpans?

10 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Gage is a good dude

 

his mom however, is not hot. Definition of a but-her-face

That's not how that works

14 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Updating this now that the season is over. Through two years the ags #1 overall class is 12-13 which is 3 games worse than Florida's 2010 class that went 15-11 through thr same period. 

That Florida class finished 15-10 over the final two years. The aggies will need to win 19 games over the next two years to avoid becoming the worst #1 ranked class of all time.

Can they do it? 

I am not trying to be a smart ass with this question. I’m curious what others think. 

If more than 80% of a class is gone by year 4, do they still get credit for that record? I *think* ATM has already lost right around 50% of the 2022 class. I could see them losing 60+% of what’s left from it before the ball is ever snapped in the 2025 season. 

12 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Gage is a good dude

 

his mom however, is not hot. Definition of a but-her-face

you know him personally? lol

3 hours ago, Voluminous Banality said:

You watched that giant goober flounder around in the booth for several minutes like an upright beached whale and that was your takeaway? Did he even answer a single question without leading with, "Yeah . . .," followed by boilerplate clichés? His profound recruiting insight, delivered in monotone: "We will recruit players in Texas; we will recruit players outside of Texas." He then capped off that painfully colorless commentary with kudos to Elijah Robinson for "holding it together during some very difficult times" and a recap of his inspirational introductory message to the team which basically consisted of, "Let's go be what we should be that we haven't been"? That's the guy you thought did well in the booth and didn't sound like an Ag?

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6 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

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The bar was set at not sounding like an Aggy.  That’s a low bar.   Compared to Jimbo, who was a perfect Aggy, Melko could produce coherent sentences and even admitted some current failings.  

16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I am not trying to be a smart ass with this question. I’m curious what others think. 

If more than 80% of a class is gone by year 4, do they still get credit for that record? I *think* ATM has already lost right around 50% of the 2022 class. I could see them losing 60+% of what’s left from it before the ball is ever snapped in the 2025 season. 

A true Ship of Theseus example 

It's a good thing Rittenhouse didn't get accepted to A&M.  Put him and Meat Pimp in a dorm room together and the ladies wouldn't stand a chance.

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