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Way too early this morning I saw a blurb about "How aggy Dominated OSU".

Hello, did anyone tell the idiots they  lost? Talk about moral victories? sheesh.

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A&M pretending they are some blue blood football power while bragging about losing to the 20th ranked team in the country is very on brand.

14 hours ago, TOR said:

Holy shit, whiskey nose and everything.  

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And cock-eyed too.

1 hour ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

I wonder what Elko's goto Whataburger order is. 

lunch:

triple on toast with grilled japs grilled onions double cheese

large fries, large onion rings

2 apple pies, and a large malt

 

breakfast for dinner at 11pm:

EVERYTHING

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lunch:

triple on toast with grilled japs grilled onions double cheese

large fries, large onion rings

2 apple pies, and a large malt

 

breakfast for dinner at 11pm:

EVERYTHING

Where's my spicy ketchup....arggghhhhh

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11 hours ago, ABSR said:

My guess is they did not have any XXXXXXXL’s available so the took a Muumuu and added the logo.

Fun fact: We sold two in history, one in plaquemine parish LA, and the other in Tulsa.  12XL Coverall.  96" chest, 90" waist, and 48" leg openings. 

20 hours ago, NoName said:

yeah, the NMSU logo is just slightly different:

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the closest thing i found was from Onward Reserve, which i think is probably what he's wearing at this point - but an older one from his prior time.

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https://onwardreserve.com/products/texas-a-m-lee-performance-1-4-zip

vs what he wore

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BUT the onward reserve one has the trademark logo included and i can't find anything like that or with the actual enclosed A.

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my guess: it's some walmart level brand (what was the one they used to sell on the co op store that was notorious for being shit?)

so yeah, broke boy A&M sends their coach on national television looking like a slob in walmart level clothing. smooth move.

I'm always astounded by the sleuth investigating ability of surly.

5 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

I'm always astounded by the sleuth investigating ability of surly.

It’s like most of us don’t have actual real paying jobs.

7 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

I'm always astounded by the sleuth investigating ability of surly.

Didn't surly/shaggy solve a murder one time? that or a burglary.?. something.. lol. I can't remember.

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It’s like most of us don’t have actual real paying jobs.

There's a Your Mom joke here but it's too early for me.

2 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

Wait a sec. With all their yammering about the weekly grind of the sec, they've only played Georgia once? Who are they complaining about having to play? The Mississippi teams and Arkansas? Lol.

Bama and LSU, mostly. 

aggy just traded daddies from UT and OU is how I see it. Results are comparable, just over .500 in league play wherever they go - SWC, Big 12, SEC, don't make a shit.

6 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Bama and LSU, mostly. 

aggy just traded daddies from UT and OU is how I see it. Results are comparable, just over .500 in league play wherever they go - SWC, Big 12, SEC, don't make a shit.

Right, I get that they have a couple of hard games on a 12-game schedule. Definitely Bama and usually somebody else (often lsu). But their complaining about a "weekly grind" is just nonsense.

40 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

triple on toast with grilled japs grilled onions double cheese

large fries, large onion rings

 

Let’s not malign something so glorious. This is my go to order at WB (granted I’m not a sentient blob person like Elko). 

2 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Right, I get that they have a couple of hard games on a 12-game schedule. Definitely Bama and usually somebody else (often lsu). But their complaining about a "weekly grind" is just nonsense.

When you finish the season 7-5 or 8-4. The season is a weekly grind

13 hours ago, TOR said:

 Stairs?

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I need confirmation that this is real and located on the campus of Texum Ayem.   It can't be.

39 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It’s like most of us don’t have actually do our real paying jobs.

Fixed it.

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39 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It’s like most of us don’t have actual real paying jobs.

Jobs?

What are those?

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10 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

Someone with better skills than me (which is any non-zero amount) take the commission to gif a Jimbo and elko as big and little Enos with sark laying in the hammock laughing at them.

is such a thing possible?

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9 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Jobs?

What are those?

1.   A boat, car, or airplane

2.  Theft

3.  A sexual favor

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25 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I need confirmation that this is real and located on the campus of Texum Ayem.   It can't be.

They fixed it.

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22 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Jobs?

What are those?

Something your grandkids do to make money for the government to take to fund your payouts. 

So that’s why I can’t get them over to paint my house!

The Elko diet is already catching on in CS. Look at this fat fuck.

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Can someone repost meat pimp’s mom’s Facebook again?   I have a family member in common who will be at the ranch this weekend with us.  
 

edit - family member is friends with her

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19 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Can someone repost meat pimp’s mom’s Facebook again?   I have a family member in common who will be at the ranch this weekend with us.  
 

edit - family member is friends with her

 

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22 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Can someone repost meat pimp’s mom’s Facebook again?   I have a family member in common who will be at the ranch this weekend with us.  
 

edit - family member is friends with her

https://www.facebook.com/jessie.burrowswalsh/photos

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Love how the meat pimp wears his meat judging hat to Christmas.  I’m not going to lie, I’m a fan of his.  
 

 

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Love how the meat pimp wears his meat judging hat to Christmas.  I’m not going to lie, I’m a fan of his.  
 
 
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Cute little blonde, wine, Bud light, and some Teddy Grahams? Dude is L-I-V-I-N.
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Cute little blonde, wine, Bud light, and some Teddy Grahams? Dude is L-I-V-I-N.

Needs a mansierre for that gynecomastia, tho.

He does look like he’s added a few.  I’m thinking that badass will be in prime condition by the start of the next meat season.  

6 minutes ago, TOR said:

Needs a mansierre for that gynecomastia, tho.

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. 

13 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

He's classically perfect.

 

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Nautiloss?

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22 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

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But why is the Christmas tree in front of the bathtub?

11 minutes ago, TOR said:

Needs a mansierre bro for that gynecomastia, tho.

fifk

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

Fun fact: We sold two in history, one in plaquemine parish LA, and the other in Tulsa.  12XL Coverall.  96" chest, 90" waist, and 48" leg openings. 

Vic be like..

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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

No, no.  It’s accurate.  The QB room is actually very nice.  It’s just that they don’t have a good QBs to fill it.

Gotta love the interior "decor".  Pure white trash.  Little kids' faces blurred because I'm not an animal.

Note the Michael's/Hobby Lobby scrabble installation on the wall, presumably of all the kids' names, including "Tyller" and "Blayne".  How Houston suburb of them.

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Gotta love the interior "decor".  Pure white trash.  Little kids' faces blurred because I'm not an animal.

Note the Michael's/Hobby Lobby scrabble installation on the wall, presumably of all the kids' names, including "Tyller" and "Blayne".  How Houston suburb of them.

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As if they didn't aggy it up enough with "Shane, Blayne and Kyle" 

 

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4 hours ago, markstanco said:

Fun fact: We sold two in history, one in plaquemine parish LA, and the other in Tulsa.  12XL Coverall.  96" chest, 90" waist, and 48" leg openings. 

Was it this guy?
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or maybe this guy?

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10 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

As if they didn't aggy it up enough with "Shane, Blayne and Kyle" 

 

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Next up, Tiler.

my guess is Tyler(boy) and Tyller(girl) are fraternal twins.

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