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15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I would say it blows my mind that these fucking morons believe this shit, but then I remember who we're talking about.

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13 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I always enjoy reading about how underhanded and toxic we are; I just want to know what they are actually talking about. Like, some specific examples. And no, taking their baseball coach doesn’t count (coaches jump to other schools all the time, and their claims of our toxicity far predate that event), nor does taking espn’s money to televise our stuff (because why the fuck wouldn’t we, or anyone else?).

I would love to hear them lay out their case with actual events and a modicum of honesty, but I suspect that they don’t really have anything and this is just dogma at this point.

11 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I always enjoy reading about how underhanded and toxic we are; I just want to know what they are actually talking about. Like, some specific examples. And no, taking their baseball coach doesn’t count (coaches jump to other schools all the time, and their claims of our toxicity far predate that event), nor does taking espn’s money to televise our stuff (because why the fuck wouldn’t we, or anyone else?).

I would love to hear them lay out their case with actual events and a modicum of honesty, but I suspect that they don’t really have anything and this is just dogma at this point.

They cant say The Longhorn Network is a reason when they were offered a chance to partner with Texas and they turned it down. 

edit, found the link: https://www.espn.com/college-sports/story/_/id/6918208/texas-aggies-had-chance-partner-longhorn-network-deloss-dodds-says

 

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45 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Aggy logic always reads like some incel manifesto. 
They are like if Stuart Smalley had brain damage & developmental issues. 

The idea that somehow the one state and small school dominated SWC would have made it as a power conference past the 1990s if it weren't for Texas is incredibly stupid. 

I mean if the PAC 12 wasn't viable in this ridiculous cutthroat era, the SWC wasn't going to make it.

Likewise, pretty sure the Big 10 and the SEC were going to be poaching the second tier conference's schools whether Texas was in them or not. Unless they think the ACC also has Texas in it somehow.

Like everything that has happened to the entire country in sports the past fifty years was somehow all masterminded by Texas, despite the fact we are almost always a step behind and reacting to what other people are doing with the very possible exception of the LHN.

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My understanding is Texas forced the big 12 to move its headquarters to Dallas. It has already forced the sec to move media day to Dallas this year.

I’m not sure why this is a big deal but it is and is a precursor to everything

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Umm...aggy

Where was your SEC brotherhood and "strategic blocking" when our membership was being discussed and approved without your knowledge?

36 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

The idea that somehow the one state and small school dominated SWC would have made it as a power conference past the 1990s if it weren't for Texas is incredibly stupid. 

I mean if the PAC 12 wasn't viable in this ridiculous cutthroat era, the SWC wasn't going to make it.

Likewise, pretty sure the Big 10 and the SEC were going to be poaching the second tier conference's schools whether Texas was in them or not. Unless they think the ACC also has Texas in it somehow.

Like everything that has happened to the entire country in sports the past fifty years was somehow all masterminded by Texas, despite the fact we are almost always a step behind and reacting to what other people are doing with the very possible exception of the LHN.

Big Ten greed has led to Big Ten expansion which has resulted in every major conference shift since 1990.  It's remarkable to me the mental gymnastics that some people will perform in order to somehow pin Big Ten greed on Texas.  

Ags aren't the only ones, either.  I post on another message board that's heavily B1G-oriented, and even after those assholes watched their own conference commissioner announce expansion in 2009, then scoop up Nebraska in 2010, they still somehow decided to blame Texas greed for "destroying" the B12 even though Texas is the one that stayed, and shit-ass Nebraska is the one that left for more money,

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7 minutes ago, Updawg said:

My understanding is Texas forced the big 12 to move its headquarters to Dallas. It has already forced the sec to move media day to Dallas this year.

I’m not sure why this is a big deal but it is and is a precursor to everything

Well the Big 12 was brand new, we didn't force anything to move.

As for forcing the SEC to do things, well I hope this vast power does us more good than Sark and Texas based media members having to travel a shorter distance.

1 minute ago, utee94 said:

Big Ten greed has led to Big Ten expansion which has resulted in every major conference shift since 1990.  It's remarkable to me the mental gymnastics that some people will perform in order to somehow pin Big Ten greed on Texas.  

Ags aren't the only ones, either.  I post on another message board that's heavily B1G-oriented, and even after those assholes watched their own conference commissioner announce expansion in 2009, then scoop up Nebraska in 2010, they still somehow decided to blame Texas greed for "destroying" the B12 even though Texas is the one that stayed, and shit-ass Nebraska is the one that left for more money,

Nobody cares about money besides Texas. For everybody else it has always been about the pure love of the game.

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20 minutes ago, Updawg said:

My understanding is Texas forced the big 12 to move its headquarters to Dallas. It has already forced the sec to move media day to Dallas this year.

I’m not sure why this is a big deal but it is and is a precursor to everything

Forced?  Or am I missing your sarcasm?

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So we are the great Destroyer of Conferences, and good 'ole ATM is the only school that can stop us.  But...I feel like ATM was in the last 2 conferences that they claim we destroyed.  So, either we didn't destroy those conferences...or, we did destroy them, and ATM just let us...?

 

Thank God they're around to stop us this time...

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Umm...aggy

Where was your SEC brotherhood and "strategic blocking" when our membership was being discussed and approved without your knowledge?

This is by far my favorite thing to come out of all the realignment mess -- that the SEC was working behind aggy's back to bring in the mean ol' sips.   

The SEC knew it would piss off aggy and did it anyway.

Apparently a "gentlemen's agreement" just doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Forced?  Or am I missing your sarcasm?

Definitely missed the sarcasm

I’ve never understood why those moves to Dallas were a big deal. But apparently in aggy minds evil UT made it happen and that is the sign of the beginning of the end of a conference
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Holy shit they have to stare at Ewers everytime they boot up NCAA

 

lmao

26 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Holy shit they have to stare at Ewers everytime they boot up NCAA

 

lmao

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

This is by far my favorite thing to come out of all the realignment mess -- that the SEC was working behind aggy's back to bring in the mean ol' sips.   

The SEC knew it would piss off aggy and did it anyway.

As the great Larry Williams would say: "Hell fuckin' yeah!"

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Apparently a "gentlemen's agreement" just doesn't mean what it used to mean.

After being involved with aggy and their BS for 12 years,  I'd say "to hell with any gentlemens agreement" anyway.

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Apparently a "gentlemen's agreement" just doesn't mean what it used to mean.

aggy has a different definition of a gentleman's agreement.

 

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As the great Larry Williams would say: "Hell fuckin' yeah!"
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Ya got a big dick, Larry?
2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Holy shit they have to stare at Ewers everytime they boot up NCAA

 

lmao

It's a crossover to one of my other favorite thread, Ewers is ranked #3 in the game. #1 makes  sense, but # 2 is a great laugh and my favorite football personality took issue with it. (Not in the way you'd think)

It's SI so questionable at best

To get back on track, the funniest thing for me about aggie threats to go to B1G is the absolute silence from all parties affiliated with the SEC. 

 

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, that makes sense, Prime.

I don't see any flaws, if there's any flaws, in their games. They don't give a darn about that, though. They want to win.

This is by far my favorite thing to come out of all the realignment mess -- that the SEC was working behind aggy's back to bring in the mean ol' sips.   
The SEC knew it would piss off aggy and did it anyway.

Let’s not forget it was a unanimous voting decision to bring Texas and ou into the sec.

Daddy Sankey said vote how I tell you to vote.
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16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This is by far my favorite thing to come out of all the realignment mess -- that the SEC was working behind aggy's back to bring in the mean ol' sips.   

The SEC knew it would piss off aggy and did it anyway.

I wonder why the SEC felt they had to exclude aggy from the adult table conversations?   It’s not like aggy would act in a childish, unprofessional manner and throw a tantrum to act out to the detriment of the overall group.   
 

What were they going to do?  Run to their local Houston paper as soon as they heard and put the story into the public news while the deal was still being discussed by the adults?

19 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I always enjoy reading about how underhanded and toxic we are; I just want to know what they are actually talking about. Like, some specific examples. And no, taking their baseball coach doesn’t count (coaches jump to other schools all the time, and their claims of our toxicity far predate that event), nor does taking espn’s money to televise our stuff (because why the fuck wouldn’t we, or anyone else?).

I would love to hear them lay out their case with actual events and a modicum of honesty, but I suspect that they don’t really have anything and this is just dogma at this point.

They will never do this.   Since the Houston Chronicle is still regarded as a major sports media outlet in Texas and their sports department is populated with aggy, they can and will keep on pumping crap unquestioned to their sources.    And now they employ a former Longhorn hater who was employed by the AAS up until a few weeks ago.  
 

When aggy resumes coming in behind us in not just football but other sports, screams will get loud and laughable.   They can’t blame themselves because they’ve spent or will be spending a butt load of money on facilities.   And of course they’ve done to same with some of the coaching hires.   It’s surprising they didn’t try to blame us for Jimbo failing.    Maybe I missed it?  

Big Ten greed has led to Big Ten expansion which has resulted in every major conference shift since 1990.  It's remarkable to me the mental gymnastics that some people will perform in order to somehow pin Big Ten greed on Texas.  
Ags aren't the only ones, either.  I post on another message board that's heavily B1G-oriented, and even after those assholes watched their own conference commissioner announce expansion in 2009, then scoop up Nebraska in 2010, they still somehow decided to blame Texas greed for "destroying" the B12 even though Texas is the one that stayed, and shit-ass Nebraska is the one that left for more money,

Disney orchestrated the whole thing. They took over college football and consolidated tv rights.

Only aggie would be confused about Quinn or any Texas player being featured in an intro to a video game. The rest of us who are normal are wondering wtf Deion's shit kid is doing there.

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

Only aggie would be confused about Quinn or any Texas player being featured in an intro to a video game. The rest of us who are normal are wondering wtf Deion's shit kid is doing there.

Negged. That's Travis Hunter, not Sheduer Sanders. 

I think the jury is out on Sanders.  He's always running for his life.

The jury is most definitely not out on Hunter.  That dude is legit on both sides of the ball.

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

Only aggie would be confused about Quinn or any Texas player being featured in an intro to a video game. The rest of us who are normal are wondering wtf Deion's shit kid is doing there.

@Katfid54

22 hours ago, morehornsepower said:

So we are the great Destroyer of Conferences, and good 'ole ATM is the only school that can stop us.  But...I feel like ATM was in the last 2 conferences that they claim we destroyed.  So, either we didn't destroy those conferences...or, we did destroy them, and ATM just let us...?

Thank God they're around to stop us this time...

@aggypedia this is canon

aggy has a different definition of a gentleman's agreement.
 
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That hole is big enough for about 6 aggy at once, but I'm sure Looch can handle it.
26 minutes ago, ousux said:
21 hours ago, Deej said:
aggy has a different definition of a gentleman's agreement.
 
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That hole is big enough for about 6 aggy at once, but I'm sure Looch can handle it.

Of course he can. That why he always keeps that scrotum sander of his trimmed.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Revenue smack talk. Neat.

 

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The Forbes list is the only one listing them at the top according to a quick google.  

24 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

The Forbes list is the only one listing them at the top according to a quick google.  

Our number includes giving the University money each year, while aggy includes taking out loans from the academic side…

Ain’t no aggy math making any sense?

They can’t possibly be that delusional, but they are aggy.

Hook’em!!!

On 7/12/2024 at 12:56 PM, Hank Chinaski said:

I always enjoy reading about how underhanded and toxic we are; I just want to know what they are actually talking about. Like, some specific examples. And no, taking their baseball coach doesn’t count (coaches jump to other schools all the time, and their claims of our toxicity far predate that event), nor does taking espn’s money to televise our stuff (because why the fuck wouldn’t we, or anyone else?).

I would love to hear them lay out their case with actual events and a modicum of honesty, but I suspect that they don’t really have anything and this is just dogma at this point.

It is a cult, they need comfort not facts.

On 7/11/2024 at 7:02 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

RIP to Shelly Duvall (pictured above) who passed awaytoday in Blanco.

Waltrip Gal, like The Undertaker and Patrick Swayze

2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

The Forbes list is the only one listing them at the top according to a quick google.  

Forbes' stuff is total crap. Just worthless clickbait.

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