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1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

So what is “tuddy “ mean? My boy Smitty and I like to stay fresh.

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2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Don’t forget Fur Baby

I am now officially triggered.

2 hours ago, Best served cold said:

I hear Mack Brown could be available soon. I mean, it mostly fits their criteria. Old, fat, senile coach who could be shown the door soon by his current employer. Seems like a perfect match. Bring out the orange slices!!

aggy has to finish creating a maroon orange first.

52 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Or "brah"

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The talk about him portaling to Notre Dame is absurd. Imagine how he react to Jesus rising from the dead. 

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

So what is “tuddy “ mean? My boy Smitty and I like to stay fresh.

Not sure if serious, but just in case: Touchdowns (TD’s). Heard them use it on national sports shows even. 

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Can we use natty when talking about natural light? 

12 minutes ago, butthurt said:

Can we use natty when talking about natural light? 

The only acceptable usage, if not acceptable beer.

14 minutes ago, butthurt said:

Can we use natty when talking about natural light? 

And Bob Marley's "Natty Dread"

24 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Not sure if serious, but just in case: Touchdowns (TD’s). Heard them use it on national sports shows even. 

I have never heard anybody ever use Tuddy for TDs and if they did I would slap them in the teeth

And Bob Marley's "Natty Dread"

I thought that was nappy
17 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I have never heard anybody ever use Tuddy for TDs and if they did I would slap them in the teeth

This thread is the first time I’ve ever seen that word. I’ve never heard it spoken out loud. 

43 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Not sure if serious, but just in case: Touchdowns (TD’s). Heard them use it on national sports shows even. 

I've never heard that either but "give them their flowers" is just irritating the shit out of me these days.

3 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


I thought that was nappy

 

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48 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Not sure if serious, but just in case: Touchdowns (TD’s). Heard them use it on national sports shows even. 

Christ…

14 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


I thought that was nappy

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2 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

I am now officially triggered.

*triggy

38 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I have never heard anybody ever use Tuddy for TDs and if they did I would slap them in the teeth

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2 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

We need to maintain a list of words that should be punishable by death:

  • hubby
  • preggers
  • natty
  • natties
  • tuddy
  • tuddies

Wifey has be on that fucking list. 

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38 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


I thought that was nappy

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1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

Not sure if serious, but just in case: Touchdowns (TD’s). Heard them use it on national sports shows even. 

Serious as a heart attack. I am amazed. They've done it again.

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15 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Wifey has be on that fucking list. 

She is now

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12 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

There are some....uh, interesting photos in this thread.

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They let women help with that now?  Woke mob!  How are the fellas supposed to ... you know, inspect each other's logs ... with women around?

3 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

We need to maintain a list of words that should be punishable by death:

  • hubby
  • preggers
  • natty
  • natties
  • tuddy
  • tuddies

Adulting 

3 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

We need to maintain a list of words that should be punishable by death:

  • hubby
  • preggers
  • natty
  • natties
  • tuddy
  • tuddies

croots.  don't think i had ever heard the term till going over texags way back when first getting into shaggybevo and posting there.

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1. find current coach that already has a title that is willing to leave school where he won it.
2.  Sign him to long term guaranteed contract for obscene amount of money.
3.  Profit.

1a. make sure he’s sitting?
1 hour ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I have never heard anybody ever use Tuddy for TDs and if they did I would slap them in the teeth

I totally agree. Pretty sure in was on Pat Macafee. High cringe factor.

I just did a quick Google. Took a screen shot.

 

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47 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

She is now

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When you know, you know.

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Wifey has be on that fucking list. 

Gonna make your wifey preggers and grab her natty tuddies 

11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

That would go about as well as their baseball coaching search went.

I think there should definitely be a 30 for 30 that takes a retrospective look at the last six weeks of 2021 if Texas somehow manages to win a National Championship this year. The entire trajectory of the program changed drastically in that period of time. It would also be great to contrast that with where the aggie program was at that point. My shitty title would be: “Three Years and a Cloud of Dust: How a Perfect Storm Awakened College Football’s Biggest Sleeping Giant and Exposed Its Greatest Imposter”.

Anyway, I think it would also serve as a nice amuse bouche for the point where Texas wins the CWS with Schloss at the helm, and we get to relive CDC dragging his nuts across aggie nation’s collective face in another riveting documentary chronicling the “downright dastardly” summer of ‘24. I already can see the promo montage showing Flores’ errors, LaViolette’s game-saving catch, a&m taking game one, Tennessee dogpiling on the mound with the ESPN audio…and then it cuts to an aggie saying, “I wish that was the worst part of the story..” as he stares blankly at the camera.

A tribute to competent management and decisive leadership in two parts. I hope it comes to pass.

I think there should definitely be a 30 for 30 that takes a retrospective look at the last six weeks of 2021 if Texas somehow manages to win a National Championship this year. The entire trajectory of the program changed drastically in that period of time. It would also be great to contrast that with where the aggie program was at that point. My shitty title would be: “Three Years and a Cloud of Dust: How a Perfect Storm Awakened College Football’s Biggest Sleeping Giant and Exposed Its Greatest Imposter”.
Anyway, I think it would also serve as a nice amuse bouche for the point where Texas wins the CWS with Schloss at the helm, and we get to relive CDC dragging his nuts across aggie nation’s collective face in another riveting documentary chronicling the “downright dastardly” summer of ‘24. I already can see the promo montage showing Flores’ errors, LaViolette’s game-saving catch, a&m taking game one, Tennessee dogpiling on the mound with the ESPN audio…and then it cuts to an aggie saying, “I wish that was the worst part of the story..” as he stares blankly at the camera.
A tribute to competent management and decisive leadership in two parts. I hope it comes to pass.

You sound like you could produce this or at least help with it. I like it.

A little too narrow audience for ESPN but maybe the folks that did Brandon Jones documentary could take on this project.  

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5 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

We need to maintain a list of words that should be punishable by death:

  • hubby
  • preggers
  • natty
  • natties
  • tuddy
  • tuddies

Aggy

 

18 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Aggy

 

Found the aggy.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Found the aggy.

Lol.  How the fuck did adding aggy to a list of stupid, tired words make me an aggy?

35 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Lol.  How the fuck did adding aggy to a list of stupid, tired words make me an aggy?

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4 hours ago, utee94 said:

Don Imus dies: 5 moments from the shock jock heard 'round the world

He used to live right down the road from me.  Then he went to a hospital in collie station and died.

12 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

We need to maintain a list of words that should be punishable by death:

  • hubby
  • preggers
  • natty
  • natties
  • tuddy
  • tuddies

We need to include any adult who uses “the ick” to describe something that turns them off. Speak like a grown up. 

9 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Wifey has be on that fucking list. 

She's on an entirely different list

12 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

We need to maintain a list of words that should be punishable by death:

  • hubby
  • preggers
  • natty
  • natties
  • tuddy
  • tuddies

My Bride.  You have been married for 10 fucking years and you have 4 kids

3 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

My Bride.  You have been married for 10 fucking years and you have 4 kids

Worked with a dude years ago who referred to his fat, annoying-as-fuck wife as his "bride" every time he mentioned her.  And he mentioned her a lot.  Such a beating. 

 

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