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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

If Aggie fans were rational, this would be the reaction of all of them. 
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But of course they’re not rational. So time to get the coaster out of the ditch and take it back to the starting line for next year, which is surely TAMU’s year. 

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Powerful shit here. Never forget how big of a scumbags these people are:

 

 

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Powerful shit here. Never forget how big of a scumbags these people are:

 

 

Classy. I didnt know that about Jake. Did he get drugged at a party or something? That's fucked up.  

SEC network retards

Put blues stats instead of QTre

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3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Classy. I didnt know that about Jake. Did he get drugged at a party or something? That's fucked up.  

xanax laced with fentanyl.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

xanax laced with fentanyl.

Why in the ever living fuck would someone lace xanax with fentanyl and then give it to someone. Maddening

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Reality setting in!  Interesting comment here cued up for you:

 

 

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1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Why in the ever living fuck would someone lace xanax with fentanyl and then give it to someone. Maddening

Jake order a xanax off the black market and it was laced with fentanyl. I would be scared of any medication not from a pharmacy at this point.

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Reality setting in!  Interesting comment here cued up for you:

 

 

You didn't come out slow, your team is shitty. You beat two over-rated teams but lost to South Carolina, ND, and Texas by 2+ scores.

52 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Grant, I know you're reading so... Thanks for all the laughs this season.   It made tonight just that much better.

Co-sign. This has been a really fun season, and Grant has legitimately played a big part in it. He’s a treasure 

5 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Manny Diaz brainfarted against SMU, they really should have been 10-2

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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I think we ran maybe 2 sweeps all night.

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Having family members graduate from A&M they're 2%ers. They don't make up shit and make excuses. They know their deficiencies. They're big time donors, but they know they're behind Texas in a big way, but they still do what they can. We always rib each other each Christmas when they call me a tea supper and I call them sheep lovers. 

They're cool as shit, and super fucking hilarious. I wish they would get on this board y'all would like them. They're like bizzle but don't travel to spotty Vancouver. I'll try again this Christmas to get them to sign up. Like me, they're into self deprecating humour. 

The only issue is my cousin is dealing with muscular dystrophy and needs around the clock care, but she's aware. She does read the boards and finds them hilarious, so it makes her happy. 

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20 minutes ago, The_highest_of_fives said:

There’s the good stuff….

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20 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Wait, didn't they win 9 games this year?

Yes.  Maroon and white spring game.

Wait, didn't they win 9 games this year?

Rule change. You don’t count the spring game anymore.

Which one of you guys started talking about jizz jars too early?

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I wish York was playing for the good guys 

 

 

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I wish York was playing for the good guys 

really?  he’d be practice fodder. 

54 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

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This is some of the best 1 + 2 punch of Schadenfreude I have ever read. That first post went RIGHT INTO MY VEINS!!!!!



 

15 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I wish York was playing for the good guys 

 

 


Who would he start in front of? 

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2 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Why in the ever living fuck would someone lace xanax with fentanyl and then give it to someone. Maddening

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Who would he start in front of? 

Every championship team needs depth
34 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

I mean he did predict they wouldn’t get it in 2024!

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This is Texas A&M:

ESPN's website has a "Win Probability" graph for each game that tracks both teams' chance of winning the game as it plays out.  In last week's aggy @ Auburn game, aggy hit a 100% chance of winning when they took the lead 38 to 31 in OT.  100%.  And then?  They lost.  aggy lost a game they had a 100% chance of winning.  That is Texas A&M.

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Johnnyshotgun
 
 
Close to the worst nightmare for the Ags. They (Texas) literally stroll into the league beat almost everyone including a win here at Kyle Field and make the conference championship game in year 1. After years and years of being told TU is not SEC worthy. This is a big set back and potential long term problem

What a fantastic early Christmas present the gomers gave us last night. They shit the bed again last night. I am sure the calls about the $SEC Officials will ring in the New Year and beyond.

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6 hours ago, TexasMan said:

NSIAP 

 

This quote and the Elko “they physically annihilated us” quote are going to send me to my doctor after 4 hours 

7 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

That's a shame. What will they do now 

Schedule Caldwell HS.

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I love the Aggie tears and the general depression overall on the maroon, comedy channel i.e, TexAgs. What is shocking to me is that they one hundred percent thought that they had a prayer of winning this game. Those fucktard‘s actually thought that the fans in the stands were going to get them this win.  That cult is insane. 

14 minutes ago, VoteforHank said:

I love the Aggie tears and the general depression overall on the maroon, comedy channel i.e, TexAgs. What is shocking to me is that they one hundred percent thought that they had a prayer of winning this game. Those fucktard‘s actually thought that the fans in the stands were going to get them this win.  That cult is insane. 

I think it was reasonable to think they had a chance. What wasnt reasonable was the blind confidence that they were going to destroy us. And after the first half it was abundantly apparent that they were gonna lose in convincing fashion. 

Made the mistake of listening to aggy call in show after the game.  I don’t have the words…..

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

I am sure the calls about the $SEC Officials will ring in the New Year and beyond.

 

I don't know how they can complain about the refs since they tried to take two touchdowns away from us that were overturned by incontrovertible camera evidence.

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26 minutes ago, VoteforHank said:

I love the Aggie tears and the general depression overall on the maroon, comedy channel i.e, TexAgs. What is shocking to me is that they one hundred percent thought that they had a prayer of winning this game. Those fucktard‘s actually thought that the fans in the stands were going to get them this win.  That cult is insane. 

*fucktards

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There is a chance I forgot how much I hate them the past decade. Had to watch with two family members (both TEMU) in a rural, beer-only bar.

Hallmark, nonsensical bitching/conspiracies ensued:

  • "Refs were paid"
  • "Sankey agreed TU could have championship their first year if they joined. I know because I keep up with this stuff"
  • "Slocum would have set the refs straight"
  • "Our law school doesn't have enough influence yet, so we won't get the calls"
  • "Klein has been phoning it in for 3 weeks because he was offered a good HC job"
  • "Poor decision to let TU in CCG. Nobody will watch them play UGA again"
  • "Elko too fat" (agree. Bad for health)

Insufferable. Picked up the tab, told them I'd see them Christmas, left early to watch at a house. Will probably make some off-maroon "TEMU: best 8-4 team in the country" shirts on 4imprint to take care of their Christmas gifts. Maybe a subtle Jimbo in the clouds above it, some Chernobyl scenery.

 

 

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