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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

The same. I sorta love repartee, but when the other person opens with idiocy, I give a mild smile and just let it sit out there. 

Very satisfying. I'm a small person to think so, but it's so very gratifying to win with silence.

These are tips from the pros for all you kids out there.

I'm usually in the no response "really?"-look camp but I recently showed up to a work party and a guy I had never met who went to Baylor during Briles/Griffin found out I was from Texas. he immediately starts in talking about how they crushed us for 10 years.  I said yeah it was 5 years and everyone loves to talk about their 5 year period against Texas and ignore the other 105, while referencing being in their stadium for the 62-0 game.  he tried to come back with some bullshit and I asked him if he really went to Baylor, because it sounds like you went to A&M.  

I probably would have let it go with a  "yeah, Griffin was good" but I had never met the dude.

and yes, before you ask, according to him, "Briles was the scapegoat".

 

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1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

The only thing missing from that game was a pimp cane.   

It was substituted by aggy #17 jump around acting like a 4 year old after a defensive play when aggy lead 24-7 in the 3rd quarter.

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An 8-5 record ignores their spring game, in which both sides defeated an SEC opponent, so really they're 10-5.

I am so bummed I missed this last night

3 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

 

As much as I dislike Portnoy and that group, this always gets a laugh.

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4 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

 

Like owning a ferrari with a rusted out engine. Smoke show with brain rot.

4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

She sounds stupider every time I listen to it.

They sound like they’re arguing with a 10 year old.

54 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

This is absolutely fucking spectacular!

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“What? The skinny guy?”

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"I know people want to say that his being fat has nothing to do with it, but he isn't just fat. He is morbidly obese."
 
 
I'm fucking DEAD omg

Elko bet against his team on a game he is coaching? That would get you fired in 5 seconds for cause and he would give up 35+ million dollars. What a fucking tard of an OP. That needs to be on message board genuises.

Has anyone ever followed up w/ Kayce and asked her to prove her assertion that A&M has more money than Texas in the years since that video has been posted? I'd be curious to see what evidence she'd present (incorrect as it would be).

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Green chips?

lol

Look close to the card box. To the left as we view it or right from Elko the magnificent. Those are reds. 

Now, it's Caesars and usually the min is $25-50 (green/green x 2) but they do on rare occasions have a $10-15. Between Xmas prior to the NYE crowds is a SLOW time in Vegas. So... a $10-15 isn't out of the question. Just saying, but great catch old man.

9 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Has anyone ever followed up w/ Kayce and asked her to prove her assertion that A&M has more money than Texas in the years since that video has been posted? I'd be curious to see what evidence she'd present (incorrect as it would be).

I just want to know if Kayce would be interested in attending the National Championship game with me should Texas make it. I'll let her wear agswag and "punish" her for it after the game.

I know, I'm seeking help for my issues.

2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

With Sharp retiring in a few months, is that the end of Looch’s lifeline in the AD? 

I thought Looch was replacing Sharp?

15 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Has anyone ever followed up w/ Kayce and asked her to prove her assertion that A&M has more money than Texas in the years since that video has been posted? I'd be curious to see what evidence she'd present (incorrect as it would be).

She cited Billy Liucci as her source, so you know it’s legit.

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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This is the first mention I've seen that goes to the "didn't want to be there" excuse.  Surprised that hasn't been a more vocal refrain. 

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I don't know which of you is Agfever, but bravo...

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This is amazing.  This is a dude who hates his life:

And the belch at 2:09 is incredible.

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1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

This is a dude who hates his life.

He took a job in College Station, Texas. He already hated his life.

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

And the belch at 2:09 is incredible.

Mediocrity and disappointment are bad for acid reflux.

To me, the most surprising thing about Elko is not that he played at Penn (the Ivy League one, not the rhythmic slapping sounds one), but that this gigantic, morbidly obese tub of guts played... wait for it... Safety.

I suppose that having watched Mangino expanding his influence at Kansas, as a former OU Quarterback, should mitigate Elko's impact, but somehow it just doesn't.

 

I don't think I've ever heard a coach saying his players are too stupid to play zone defense and have been that way all season long. Proud moment for texum ags. Whooooop. 

 

Eight win season? Jimbo is laughing all the way to the bank :)

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3 hours ago, miguelito said:

An 8-5 record ignores their spring game, in which both sides defeated an SEC opponent, so really they're 10-5.

And the band competition so they are like 23-5 actually. 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

Already blaming the players ? Going to be a quick 3 and out for Elko 

5 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Same.  Heading to airport early this morning to catch flight to Montana to ski.  My Aggie wife assumed they won because they were up big when we went to bed.  I said nothing.  But made sure we grabbed breakfast at an airport restaurant with espn on the big screen.  And waited for the realization. 

it seems we have a number of mixed marriages in our community..... nttawrt

but i'm curious, for those that are still sexually active, did 17-7 change your cadence?

I just realized I had DVRed this game, so I was able to start watching at 24-7.  This is glorious.  A&M just missed a FG that Bert Auburn wouldn't have even missed, and it's still 24-21, USC ball, 9 minutes to go.

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2 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

They sound like they’re arguing with a 10 year old.

In a way, they are.

I wish I could give more positive rep for that video.

So the new head coach blames his defense, which has a few draft picks , for being to stupid. Sure that'll bring a few 5 star recruiting classes

4 hours ago, Orange&White said:

With Sharp retiring in a few months, is that the end of Looch’s lifeline in the AD? 

looch is part of the landscape

he was entrenched 10 years before talkiebird replaced bowtie

the ministry literally is pravda to that ecosystem - without it shit falls apart - fast

2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Has anyone ever followed up w/ Kayce and asked her to prove her assertion that A&M has more money than Texas in the years since that video has been posted? I'd be curious to see what evidence she'd present (incorrect as it would be).

She'd do this and you'd agree with her:

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