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Rewatched the aggy game today on SEC network for the first time. Overall feeling of frustration that it wasn't 31-0 or so. The pick 6 and the fumble, that shit just can't happen.  Play Arch more, they shit their pants and called a timeout the second time he came in, then Quinn is back after the timeout. Not 1, not 2, but 3 OL downfield and no call on that pass to the tight end to set up our final goal line stand was infuriating. Three blatant faked injuries in second half to stall momentum were as well. 

Plenty of aggy stupidity to laugh at too though...not even pretending to rush our punt with under 2 minutes left after blocking the previous one is something I'll never understand. Goal line playcalling was pathetic.  Crowd shots of gomers doing Horns down like they just invented it. 

 

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On 8/2/2025 at 11:00 AM, Hookem10 said:

Do the aggys know who this guy is? I feel like they’d be eating this shit up. I still can’t believe this dude is real. I swear it’s a horn fucking with those idiots. 

 has he ever been quoted or mentioned on texags?

the result set for this search says no:

https://www.google.com/search?q=texags+"graham+harmon"&client=firefox-b-1-d&sca_esv=296ee4e81733ebef&filter=0&biw=1536&bih=711&dpr=1.25

how is that even possible?

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12 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 has he ever been quoted or mentioned on texags?

the result set for this search says no:

https://www.google.com/search?q=texags+"graham+harmon"&client=firefox-b-1-d&sca_esv=296ee4e81733ebef&filter=0&biw=1536&bih=711&dpr=1.25

how is that even possible?

I haven’t seen it and it’s disturbing. Seems there would be some funny shit posted if they were to meet. 

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11 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm legit bummed they don't play Kentucky this year. Watching them lose to a Stoops coached team with Calzone running the show at QB would be too funny. 

There's a chance in the play.... LOL. I can't even type that out with a straight face. 

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Gordon Shumway said:

You do realize autocorrect is set up to change to words you frequently type. 

I have never typed duck in my life. Until now. 

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Thunderlounge beat me to it. The hell kind of name is that anyway?
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13 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

... the Bear shits?

In the Piney woods.

13 hours ago, Gordon Shumway said:

You do realize autocorrect is set up to change to words you frequently type. 

Which pieces me off to no end.

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5 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Worst

Orgy

Ever

Believe it or not, the cowboy hat guy and the gal in the light blue blouse were newly married.

And he went to A&M.

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On 8/4/2025 at 1:16 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Holy shit I thought Haynes King was the new guy they were in love with as the new best thing evar. I honestly can’t think of a different name and don’t care to google. Shows how much anyone gives a shit about these clowns.

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2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Holy shit I thought Haynes King was the new guy they were in love with as the new best thing evar. I honestly can’t think of a different name and don’t care to google. Shows how much anyone gives a shit about these clowns.

This is Kings third season at GT. He moved on at Weigman got there (I think)

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43 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Holy shit I thought Haynes King was the new guy they were in love with as the new best thing evar. I honestly can’t think of a different name and don’t care to google. Shows how much anyone gives a shit about these clowns.

Zeno, never forget about Zeno. Not that I knew who Zeno nor any of the other names were, but Zeno is a funny name so I'm hoping he becomes the new savior in Oct after Reed is either knocked out (NOT hoping for injury) or walked out as yet another failed savior. 

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31 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I can't wait for Reed to struggle and texags to initiate a Miles O'Neill Should Starts campaign.  Tell me this isn't an aggy QB:

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I'm sure you won't have to wait long.

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9 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Believe it or not, the cowboy hat guy and the gal in the light blue blouse were newly married.

And he went to A&M.

UNCOVER!!

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2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Holy shit I thought Haynes King was the new guy they were in love with as the new best thing evar. I honestly can’t think of a different name and don’t care to google. Shows how much anyone gives a shit about these clowns.

Calzada was supposed to be the second coming of Bucky Richardson.    

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I can't wait for Reed to struggle and texags to initiate a Miles O'Neill Should Starts campaign.  Tell me this isn't an aggy QB:

O_Neill_-Miles.jpg&width=180&height=270&

It won’t be too long.   They will get upset by Auburn and that will be a back to back loss because they will lose to Norte Dame.  Unless they lose a close one to Norte Dame, then aggy will assign blame to ESPN for humping Norte Dame.    

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2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Zeno, never forget about Zeno. Not that I knew who Zeno nor any of the other names were, but Zeno is a funny name so I'm hoping he becomes the new savior in Oct after Reed is either knocked out (NOT hoping for injury) or walked out as yet another failed savior. 

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Whoever writes the headlines for this bullshit is the real hero:

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Texas A&M football's possible breakout in the upcoming season is premised on several things— the experience of the offensive line, the skill at the running back and receiver position, Elko's greater involvement in the defense— but there's little that will cover over bad quarterback play. Most fans are counting on Marcel Reed to take a step forward, of course, but he was playing pretty well at the end of last season.

Of course, that's not the narrative around the conference and national media— maybe because most were tuned in only for his worst game of the stretch run against Texas. However, close watchers have been banging the drum for some time that Reed really did have a lot going well for him at the end of the season.


That's been shrugged off by many, but a recent tweet collecting QBR from ESPN has shown that maybe they were shrugging too quickly. Marcel Reed, believe it or not, is top 10 in QBR among returning starters headed into the upcoming year.

Marcel Reed ranks as top-10 returning passer in QBR, defies bad narratives
Even some Aggie fans were probably disbelieving when they saw the below chart hit the internet:

[BV Commentary: ELL OH FUCKING ELL at #3]

This shouldn't really be too shocking, in all honesty. Reed being up there with guys like Cade Klubnik, Garrett Nussmeier, and Carson Beck— all of whom have a lot of NFL upside— could be surprising to some, but those who paid close attention could see that Reed's ability was manifesting more and more as the year went on in 2024.

 

His passing in the last few games was night and day from his first few, demonstrating his growth. This should probably dispense with the narrative that he's not a passer, but in all likelihood, his detractors will simply ignore the numbers and continue to spew skewed narratives until their compatriots eventually become too ashamed to keep nodding and clapping.

 

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...his detractors will simply ignore the numbers and continue to spew skewed narratives until their compatriots eventually become too ashamed to keep nodding and clapping.

You'd think this would've happened with aggy fans by now

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This is why these goobers are so rewarding. They could just reasonably say, “Reed had some nice moments and we think he could be good this year.” But instead they go find some goofy stat that he just eeks into the top 10 of (because he lit up the likes of McNeese St, NMSU and surprised LSU for a 99.8 QBR) and point to it as justification that he already is awesome and everyone who says otherwise is just a hater. 
 

Fucking A+ aggying.

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Posted (edited)
46 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Call me crazy, but isn't that list mostly loaded with spares?

King (in GT's offense), Clubnic and Leavitt are very to extremely good, King particularly for GT(Tripple Option). Allar will be argued but the general consensus is he's A list. Beck gets a lot of love but he's a poor man's Quinn, well, he's a rich fools Quinn. 

The reason why King being on that list is so funny is A) He may just be the best for his specific team B) his team runs triple option  C) He used to play for aggie that could absolutely use someone with his skillset

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Klubnik and Leavitt are the two I thought were out of place.  King might work for GT.  The rest?  Spares.  Congrats to Marcel for being 10th on a list of a bunch of mostly "eh" guys.

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