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16 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

The roller coaster is going up!

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I feel like we should hold a moment of silence on 12/22 to commemorate the brave men & women of Texas A&M who were willing to sacrifice their football program for the greater good.

Since announcing the Gator Bowl forfeit all they have done was go 12-12 on the heels of the greatest recruiting class in history and have become the laughing stock of the sport getting decimated in the portal and paying over 3x the previous highest buyout in history.

You really do have to tip your cap.

30 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Can someone who speaks Aggy please translate this Texags headline into English?

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"Team members meet at entrance to portal to springboard out of College Station."

24 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Quite the change from that same author’s fan fiction 2 years earlier…

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Came on like Desert Storm?  Odd choice of military analogies.

28 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Quite the change from that same author’s fan fiction 2 years earlier…

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That was the Texas & Oklahoma announce moving to the SEC damage control piece.  They were not oozing confidence or championship mentality quite the opposite they were melting in a big way knowing the jig was up.

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27 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I feel like we should hold a moment of silence on 12/22 to commemorate the brave men & women of Texas A&M who were willing to sacrifice their football program for the greater good.

Since announcing the Gator Bowl forfeit all they have done was go 12-12 on the heels of the greatest recruiting class in history and have become the laughing stock of the sport getting decimated in the portal and paying over 3x the previous highest buyout in history.

You really do have to tip your cap.

Aggie sets records bro! This is known. Squeeze your own balls and ooze confidence that they are leading the charge of new college football records! 

12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

No way they could have predicted this, really.  Firing Jimbo seemed like such a good idea at the time.  

28 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

Predictably they don't like Jimbo/Addazio recruits any more according to texags posters

I feel like we need to bring back the RC Didn't Offer name for the 'crooting forum

1 hour ago, mdleast said:

Quite the change from that same author’s fan fiction 2 years earlier…

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Dear Lord.  A team that hasn't won shit in forever.  No SEC championships and no playoffs and announcing itself like that?  That's fucking embarrassing.

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Live look at Elko's team meeting

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

But I thought Colin Klein was the best hire EVAAR and he was going to rally the offensive side of the ball under the delicate shade of his genius?

40 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Predictably they don't like Jimbo/Addazio recruits any more according to texags posters

Is it:

a) Good riddance. We only want guys who are bought in and ready to work hard. Lunch pail! LUNCH PAIL!

b) I'd rather have a 3 star who wants to be here and gets us than some 5 star prima donna (humor me that they can spell).

c) Fine! We need to reset and get rid of the weak, soft players that were recruited by (insert most recent dismissed coach).

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

The roller coaster is going up!

How many players in that photo are in the portal?

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Holy shit I thought this was a joke but they really do have a Mt. Aggie.

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

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Holy shit I thought this was a joke but they really do have a Mt. Aggie.

This is very much real, or was. My mom's kid sister went to aggy in the mid-80's and she took skiing as an PE when she was there. This is what they "skied" on.

8 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Is it:

a) Good riddance. We only want guys who are bought in and ready to work hard. Lunch pail! LUNCH PAIL!

b) I'd rather have a 3 star who wants to be here and gets us than some 5 star prima donna (humor me that they can spell).

c) Fine! We need to reset and get rid of the weak, soft players that were recruited by (insert most recent dismissed coach).

Yes

6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Holy shit I thought this was a joke but they really do...

This is a perfect summation of all things aggy. .well done sir

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2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

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Holy shit I thought this was a joke but they really do have a Mt. Aggie.

When I was a student I went to thanksgiving dinner at a friends house here in town. His dad was a horn, his mom an aggy. His sister was an aggy and brought her corp turd boyfriend. My buddy and I gave the guy a ton of shit and he was bragging about how great aggy was. He said “we even have a ski slope on campus “ and I said “yeah, now they are just waiting for it to snow.” Me, my buddy and his dad could not stop laughing. His sister, mom and corps turd were livid. His mom slammed her hand on the table and said no more aggy/UT talk. 

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I feel like we need to bring back the RC Didn't Offer name for the 'crooting forum

We need “Slocum on a mobile” to come back.

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11 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I guess it should be a given that at least once every 3-4 months that the fucking band nerds and another dumb fucking band discussion has to spring up on the aggie thread. We can’t let them dork out too far in front of us. Got to rein that shit in with some grade school band nostalgia and an argument about pace or whatever the fuck. Jesus. 

As a parent of three high school "band nerds" I must say fuck you.

High school band is its own world, no doubt. But, thanks to the awesomeness of high school football in Texas, it's also the best you'll find pretty much anywhere. And it is a place of belonging for a lot of kids who are not naturally athletic or are different in many ways. But they are great kids and many go on to do great things.

And, holy hell, do they work hard!

I've seen it up close for many years, so I know what it takes to make a great marching band, which is why I get so annoyed at all the oohing and aahhhhing over the aggie band. I admit it looks impressive the first time you see it, but it ain't hard to do what they do.

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Band smack talk not going away

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

As a parent of three high school "band nerds" I must say fuck you.

High school band is its own world, no doubt. But, thanks to the awesomeness of high school football in Texas, it's also the best you'll find pretty much anywhere. And it is a place of belonging for a lot of kids who are not naturally athletic or are different in many ways. But they are great kids and many go on to do great things.

And, holy hell, do they work hard!

I've seen it up close for many years, so I know what it takes to make a great marching band, which is why I get so annoyed at all the oohing and aahhhhing over the aggie band. I admit it looks impressive the first time you see it, but it ain't hard to do what they do.

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What I can't understand is how enamored they are by their band when it does literally the same routine every halftime show for decades. 

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

What I can't understand is how enamored they are by their band when it does literally the same routine every halftime show for decades. 

It's not the exact same routine.

They often turn left one week where they turned right the week before.

Takes a lot of skill to pull off that kind of variation.

As a parent of three high school "band nerds" I must say fuck you.
High school band is its own world, no doubt. But, thanks to the awesomeness of high school football in Texas, it's also the best you'll find pretty much anywhere. And it is a place of belonging for a lot of kids who are not naturally athletic or are different in many ways. But they are great kids and many go on to do great things.
And, holy hell, do they work hard!
I've seen it up close for many years, so I know what it takes to make a great marching band, which is why I get so annoyed at all the oohing and aahhhhing over the aggie band. I admit it looks impressive the first time you see it, but it ain't hard to do what they do.
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Many “band nerds” only applied to the aggy band
4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Can someone who speaks Aggy please translate this Texags headline into English?

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The headline is in the banner ad. The aggy transfer portal is open for raiding. 

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5 minutes ago, nnm said:

The headline is in the banner ad. The aggy transfer portal is open for raiding. 

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LOL. I can't stop laughing. 

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Better hire than aggie’s choice ….

 

47 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

...And it is a place of belonging for a lot of kids who are not naturally athletic or are different in many ways. But they are great kids and many go on to do great things...

 

I don't think you were trying to do this, but High School band sounds a lot like TAMU. 

4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Can someone who speaks Aggy please translate this Texags headline into English?

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Commentator on Sirus XM said that the reason aggy losing so many to the tranfer portal is because they were not bowl eligible this year. It is amazing how nobody outside of BCS, not even paid professionals, gives two shits about aggy.  They pretty much gave them a pass on all of this turnover and buyout because they are so forgettably irrelevant.

8 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

They pretty much gave them a pass on all of this turnover and buyout because they are so forgettably irrelevant.


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1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

As a parent of three high school "band nerds" I must say fuck you.

High school band is its own world, no doubt. But, thanks to the awesomeness of high school football in Texas, it's also the best you'll find pretty much anywhere. And it is a place of belonging for a lot of kids who are not naturally athletic or are different in many ways. But they are great kids and many go on to do great things.

And, holy hell, do they work hard!

I've seen it up close for many years, so I know what it takes to make a great marching band, which is why I get so annoyed at all the oohing and aahhhhing over the aggie band. I admit it looks impressive the first time you see it, but it ain't hard to do what they do.

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And aggy plays middle school level music.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

As a parent of three high school "band nerds" I must say fuck you.

High school band is its own world, no doubt. But, thanks to the awesomeness of high school football in Texas, it's also the best you'll find pretty much anywhere. And it is a place of belonging for a lot of kids who are not naturally athletic or are different in many ways. But they are great kids and many go on to do great things.

And, holy hell, do they work hard!

I've seen it up close for many years, so I know what it takes to make a great marching band, which is why I get so annoyed at all the oohing and aahhhhing over the aggie band. I admit it looks impressive the first time you see it, but it ain't hard to do what they do.

End soap box.

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1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

More Elko Team meetings

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2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

I'd rather have a 3 star who wants to be here and gets us than some 5 star prima donna (humor me that they can spell)

That’s pre-Madonna you damn sip. 

5 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Can someone who speaks Aggy please translate this Texags headline into English?

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Key words are springboard and future:

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1 hour ago, Texas73 said:

And aggy plays middle school level music.

Their band is annoying as hell. Almost as bad as OU's.

2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Their band is annoying as hell. Almost as bad as OU's.

Add USC to that list.

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