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1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

i still cant believe this is real

Did I see a man wearing a Klan robe?

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1 minute ago, Parliament said:

Did I see a man wearing a Klan robe?

bathrobe. I'm pretty sure a Klan "sheet" covers the head, like a kids Halloween ghost costume.

Jimbo needs to suck Jamis Winston’s cock twice a week. Jamis made him 9 figures and a point in his career where he can’t be fired 4 years later, and honestly approaching 6 or 7 years. He’s just not a great coach.

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

i still cant believe this is real

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The meltdown on texags is great, I had to go take a look. Some sensible ones actually calling for a end to midnight yell, many calling for a end to the jokes and stories and then of course the we ain’t changing fer no one crowd.  Then there’s this from the how likely is it we are 2-4 after Bama thread.  

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6 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

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Looks like Golden Corral in CS closed down early so their patrons could make the Nazi Rally lead by the SS Milkboys.

33 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

he'll do that weird nutcracker grin and boomhauer staccato while dancing around reporter questions until he is forced to hire an OC and then he'll be a titular "head coach" until his buy-out becomes manageable.

Aggy's day in the sun is over. Texas moves into the SEC in 2024 and will cast literal shade over all things Collie Station. 

Question...when in the hell would his contract buyout be considered manageable?

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Question...when in the hell would his contract buyout be considered manageable?

3rd mortgage on the tackle box will take care of it.

3 hours ago, tigol said:

I didn't know anything about them when I was in high school.  Like many here, some HS friends went to Texas and others to A&M.  So, a group of my friends invited me to "yell practice" to try to persuade me to go the A&M route.  Holy Shit.  I was educated that evening that I was being asked to join a fucking cult.  These dorks.  Wow.  I still remember being creeped out by the whole thing.  It is hard for me to believe someone would attend such a thing and say, "Yep, these are my people."  Jesus.

I was kinda surprised by people asking me if I'd seen the video and acting as if the yell leader said something noteworthy. I thought everyone already knew how fucking stupid they were, let alone the entire "yell practice "  process. 

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Aggy's day in the sun is over.


What day was that? 2012 with Johnny? Last Wednesday? Heard a stat today where they were last ranked #1 65 years ago at one point in a season.
5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I was kinda surprised by people asking me if I'd seen the video and acting as if the yell leader said something noteworthy. I thought everyone already knew how fucking stupid they were, let alone the entire "yell practice "  process. 

They don't know.  It's not interesting at all.  No one wants to watch some embarrassing shit.  

I was a Hex Rally organizer when I was a student.  As tame as that was, it was still silly.  

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2 hours ago, Burt said:

What the fuck is he doing when he wants to emphasize a word???

Trying to keep the vibrator from slipping out of his ass. 

6 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

There is very little Old Army on texags. 

There's very little actual Army at all among their students or alums. I suppose it's one of their traditions to take pride in service you never gave.

1 hour ago, NWAustinDude said:

The aggy kicking team is also getting some much needed extra coaching work this week.  Pretty advanced training for the holder:

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I may have to watch Colorado and Iowa play just to see what a worse QB than King actually looks like.

On 9/11/2022 at 4:16 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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This is what inclusive looks like in the CST

They just need to give Jimbo another 10 year extension. Once he knows his job is secure thru 2043-44, he’ll really be able to focus on the important stuff. You can’t expect him to do his best with all this uncertainty.

11 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

I watched the condensed game of Southern Miss v Miami.  Miami is not good.  Certainly not #13 good.  They look slow and devoid of dynamic playmakers on both sides of the ball.   App State is better and would easily beat Miami.  This is a game A&M should win. 

Mario Cristobal is gonna drag his Cubano nuts up and down Kyle Field and take a couple of those  well paid Croots with him back to Coral Gables.

If you guys thought Fat Randy sucks, get a load of this guy

 

 

 

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

 

I think King deserves credit for consistency. He's in the same spot whether you read from the top or bottom of the list.

Actually, I am beginning to feel sorry for the guy. Because Jimbo, the quarterback fisterer, can't recruit or develop QBs, King is stuck at the top of the QB room. I think he's starting because he actually is the best of the poorly developed bunch. He can go to therapy with Calzada.

27 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Maybe the bravest man in the world. Gay. Black. At A&M.

Once you get the tar and feathers off, you're welcome down here at tu.

1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

"QB Whisperer"

 

He can whisper all he wants, but if no one can understand what he's saying, I see why the offense sucks. 

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Amazing the media is barely discovering this.   Some of us said this when he showed up in Collie Station and  they greeted him like King Charles landing in London after he assumed the crown a few days ago.   I think even some in the Florida State echo chamber said the same thing and were like, he's all yours aggy.  

 

At the end of the season if aggy is .500 or below which is a real possibility,  the aggy BOR should call a meeting and not only fire Jimbo.  But they should fire John Sharp for striking the deal to bring Jimbo on and then modifying the contract without any real measure of success other than a an (*) record due to Covid in 2020.   Bjork the AD should be fired too.  

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Denver Harris livestreaming himself driving recklessly through parking garage

 

Yesterday on ESPN U show (I think dusty and Danny?) they were ripping on aggy traditions and said they must not have grabbed their nuts hard enough, etc. Mentioned what idiots they look like with their gun hand signals etc.

12 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Denver Harris livestreaming himself driving recklessly through parking garage

 

What

the

fuck

 

 

good way for someone to die

Holy shit.  I clicked on it thinking he was just drifting on top of an empty garage or something.  But holy shit, what a fucking asshole.  Some kid just comes walking out from between two cars?  And then to record and post it?  I hope some guys on the team beat the shit out of him in his sleep for making the program look so wreckless.  

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Maybe he was dragging the title trophy aggy gave Jimbo when they hired him.

 

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3 minutes ago, tx ind said:

The Slow and Stupid: College Station Drift

I think we could hammer out a script by lunch (have some rep).  Good news is Vin Diesel already sounds like he went to A&M.  

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13 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

I watched the condensed game of Southern Miss v Miami.  Miami is not good.  Certainly not #13 good.  They look slow and devoid of dynamic playmakers on both sides of the ball.   App State is better and would easily beat Miami.  This is a game A&M should win. 

I wouldn't read much into the Southern Miss game. 

Their starting LT who is a possible first rounder played limited snaps returning from injury, same with their starting RB, and a starting WR was suspended. Also, their best defensive lineman was out this game too. 

 

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10 hours ago, tigol said:

They don't know.  It's not interesting at all.  No one wants to watch some embarrassing shit.  

I was a Hex Rally organizer when I was a student.  As tame as that was, it was still silly.  

Yeah, I never went to a hex rally.

Did go to a bonfire pep rally at dusk in 1961 or ‘62 down by the Colorado river where the big lawn area is now. LH Band was there with the team. Cactus Pryor cracked some funny aggy jokes from atop a flatbed trailer and DKR gave a short pep talk. A moderate pile of scrap lumber & dead tree branches were lit.
Adult beverages were in abundance, so much of the crowd was lit too.

From my 1962 Cactus:

 

 

 

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12 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

i still cant believe this is real

Did I see a Klan robe in there?

14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Fast forward to "Nathan".  His big punch line was about how stupid "Mountaineer" is as a team name.  Your team is the Aggies, Nathan.

No! You can't make me. 🤣

I made it about three minutes, that was more than enough.

21 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I hope some guys on the team beat the shit out of him in his sleep for making the program look so wreckless.  

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15 hours ago, Tex48 said:

NSIAP

 

Clean those dirty windows bra...

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