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I'd fuck her.  He can't watch though. 

So.....who here is surprised that the most strident adherents to a political philosophy that birthed "CUCK!" as a political pejorative.....are the most likely to actually engage in real-world cuckold behavior?  Anyone?   ANYONE?

Yeah.  Didn't think so.

This has been this hour's segment of "Every Accusation is a Confession." 

Next up......this reporter says to MacKensey....

 

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14 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'd fuck her.  He can't watch though. 

Or he has to pay a hundred.

41 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Thought y’all would love that the Trumper let other people bone his wife. 
 

https://nypost.com/2022/02/08/oregon-gop-gubernatorial-candidate-admits-belonging-to-swingers-group/
 

would 

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Is this dude actually a Trumper? I never even heard of him till a couple days ago when this broke.

There's a few clubs just for swinging, he probably got caught there. Ray Wylie Hubbard has a song for this man if that's the case.

Wood.

48 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'd fuck her.  He can't watch though. 

So he has to wear a blind fold while plugging you ? 
 

 

Oregon, the Flor-hio of the west.

This Oregon situation is weird.  She's got crazy eyes but also gives off a "I give great head, so long as I don't bite your dick off" vibe.  

I know anybody who doesn't like Trump is a Beta Cuck...but it rings a bit hollow for me since I know multiple people who've plowed/are plowing wives of Ted Cruz, Donald Trump, and Ken Paxton.  And don't get me started on the daughters.  It's profane...

Just now, MissingInAction said:

You all would be surprised how common this is, and how many people you know are a part of it.

Steiner Ranch baby!

You all would be surprised how common this is, and how many people you know are a part of it.

“MIA: tales of a couples’ boy toy”
23 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Oregon, the Flor-hio of the west.

Swinger and a Mrs.!

 

I mean, Swing and a Miss!

 

 

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Steiner Ranch baby!

I know a married lady in Steiner that I wanna bang, so this hits close to home.

Of course her first name is spelled "MacKensey"

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


“MIA: tales of a couples’ boy toy”

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1 hour ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

would 

 

 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

I'd fuck her. 

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

 

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36 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Wood.

 

 

sure sure of course you all wood.

But wood you after 5+ others have already wooded, and you've just finished browsing at the snacks and dip table, and there is a line forming behind you, and every dude in the place is walking around with their guts hanging out and their little pee pees at half mast?

Because that's when the swinger wheat gets separated from the chaff my friends.

 

 
 
sure sure of course you all wood.
But wood you after 5+ others have already wooded, and you've just finished browsing at the snacks and dip table, and there is a line forming behind you, and every dude in the place is walking around with their guts hanging out and their little pee pees at half mast?
Because that's when the swinger wheat gets separated from the chaff my friends.
 

So…..what’s at the snack and dip table?
15 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Brushy Creek competes for their bulls. 

I have heard this. That whole scene is pretty unknown to me, but it’s odd how they seem to cluster in certain neighborhoods. Is that a reality or just a perception?

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


So…..what’s at the snack and dip table?

I’m honestly interested in the snacks.

It's none of my business so long as they don't hurt anyone or make me watch.

She is pretty.

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I have heard this. That whole scene is pretty unknown to me, but it’s odd how they seem to cluster in certain neighborhoods. Is that a reality or just a perception?

I alternate weekends between steiner ranch and brushy creek, soo...

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

So.....who here is surprised that the most strident adherents to a political philosophy that birthed "CUCK!" as a political pejorative.....are the most likely to actually engage in real-world cuckold behavior?  Anyone?   ANYONE?

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4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’m honestly interested in the snacks.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’m honestly interested in the snacks.

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There’s a snack table?  Is it potluck or does the host couple provide the…spread?

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5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It's none of my business so long as they don't hurt anyone or make me watch.

She is pretty.

I don't care myself and don't judge others that do it.

 

However, the GOP wants to be the party of sexual degenerates while simultaneously pushing a traditional family agenda by stepping on the civil liberties of LGBTQ+ along with woman's rights. They can't be libertine in their personal lives while oppressing others for being outside "traditional family values". Fuck these people. 

 

 

I don't care myself and don't judge others that do it.
 
However, the GOP wants to be the party of sexual degenerates while simultaneously pushing a traditional family agenda by stepping on the civil liberties of LGBTQ+ along with woman's rights. They can't be libertine in their personal lives while oppressing others for being outside "traditional family values". Fuck these people. 
 
 

This.
I have zero problem with how these folks live their sex lives. Fly your freak flag. But I’m goddamn sick of the hypocrisy, and the judgment of the sexual preferences etc of those who aren’t members of their club.
25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


So…..what’s at the snack and dip table?

I was told to never ask how many guys your SO has seen, so this is my take.

53 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

You all would be surprised how common this is, and how many people you know are a part of it.

Give Mrs. MIA my best.

20 minutes ago, F250 said:

Fuck these people. 

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2 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Thought y’all would love that the Trumper let other people bone his beard. 

This is what marriage was for thousands of years: a business deal.

She gets to have sex, he gets to sing show tunes.

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Brushy Creek competes for their bulls. 

I've heard there was a big group in Wood Glen in Round Rock, too. Work friend of mine and his wife bought a house in there right after they got married...this was probably 16-17 years ago. They got invited to a neighborhood party right after they moved in, and about 9:00 the couple that was throwing the party pulled them aside and asked if they were in the "lifestyle". They were 30 year old newlyweds and had no fucking idea what they were talking about. Buddy said it was almost like the "Raising Arizona" scene when the husband explained it to him. They were like "Uh, no...we're good". And the couple told them they'd probably want to be on their way by 9:30 or so. Apparently 3 white painted rocks by your front door meant you were "receiving visitors". 

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3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Apparently 3 white painted rocks by your front door meant you were "receiving visitors". 

Teenaged me would be hauling white rocks around to the front doors of half the town.

4 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I've heard there was a big group in Wood Glen in Round Rock, too. Work friend of mine and his wife bought a house in there right after they got married...this was probably 16-17 years ago. They got invited to a neighborhood party right after they moved in, and about 9:00 the couple that was throwing the party pulled them aside and asked if they were in the "lifestyle". They were 30 year old newlyweds and had no fucking idea what they were talking about. Buddy said it was almost like the "Raising Arizona" scene when the husband explained it to him. They were like "Uh, no...we're good". And the couple told them they'd probably want to be on their way by 9:30 or so. Apparently 3 white painted rocks by your front door meant you were "receiving visitors". 

I tried that shit but all I ever get is chuckles from my neighbors.  Maybe I should get more explicit with a “Send your horny wives here” sign.  

Swingers are just people who lack the drive and charisma to start sex-slave religious cults.

12 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Teenaged me would be hauling white rocks around to the front doors of half the town.

dude, same. And taking pictures of said pile of whit rocks to start neighborhood scandals. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


This.
I have zero problem with how these folks live their sex lives. Fly your freak flag. But I’m goddamn sick of the hypocrisy, and the judgment of the sexual preferences etc of those who aren’t members of their club.

 

I thought we had outed you a Bob Katter for a second 

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19 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I've heard there was a big group in Wood Glen in Round Rock, too. Work friend of mine and his wife bought a house in there right after they got married...this was probably 16-17 years ago. They got invited to a neighborhood party right after they moved in, and about 9:00 the couple that was throwing the party pulled them aside and asked if they were in the "lifestyle". They were 30 year old newlyweds and had no fucking idea what they were talking about. Buddy said it was almost like the "Raising Arizona" scene when the husband explained it to him. They were like "Uh, no...we're good". And the couple told them they'd probably want to be on their way by 9:30 or so. Apparently 3 white painted rocks by your front door meant you were "receiving visitors". 

 

Oh, you've "heard" all that have you?

Have you "heard" if three white rocks means potluck snacks or hosts provide? Asking for everybody on this thread.

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


So…..what’s at the snack and dip table?

Pigs in blankets.

 

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2 hours ago, workswithseed said:

Is this dude actually a Trumper? I never even heard of him till a couple days ago when this broke.

There's a few clubs just for swinging, he probably got caught there. Ray Wylie Hubbard has a song for this man if that's the case.

Wood.

I'm guessing he would run over his wife for an opportunity to take Trumps little mushroom dick. I have yet to meet a single person that parrots this fraudulent election bullshit that isnt a trumptard

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3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I'd fuck her.  He can't watch though. 

So he can do something  more constructive with those 2 minutes?

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I alternate weekends between steiner ranch and brushy creek, soo...

Indeed. Brushy Creek was involved in an lifestyle situation that I heard about from one of the principals involved that made @henrygandorf’s GGW couch story seem merely untidy and rather dry by comparison, and FTR that story and the images of the event were quite messy and very moist.  

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7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Indeed. Brushy Creek was involved in an lifestyle situation that I heard about from one of the principals involved that made @henrygandorf’s GGW couch story seem merely untidy and rather dry by comparison, and FTR that story and the images of the event were quite messy and very moist.  

The wives are always the instigators and they are always instigating the nastiest of the nasty.

Current-age me would be hauling white rocks around to the front doors of half the town.


FIF me.
15 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Indeed. Brushy Creek was involved in an lifestyle situation that I heard about from one of the principals involved that made @henrygandorf’s GGW couch story seem merely untidy and rather dry by comparison, and FTR that story and the images of the event were quite messy and very moist.  

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