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10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

A black woman.

Trump calling her “nasty” in 5, 4, 3, 2…

 

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That would be him being tame. It’s going to be ugly 

Oh, there's a 700% chance he says something racist about her within 48 hours.

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13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The thing that has been a problem since they started making up shit with birtherism, and has only gotten worse, is reaching its culmination point.

Also... this started with Evolution. Once it became a requirement to reject facts to be a "good Christian" in so many American churches, it created a mechanism by which all other facts could be denied.

It's been going on a long, long time. It's just taken this long for it to get to this point.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, there's a 700% chance he says something racist about her within 48 hours.

Probably sooner, that way he can shift the narrative to the left being to woke.

Just now, Rimbo said:

Also... this started with Evolution. Once it became a requirement to reject facts to be a "good Christian" in so many American churches, it created a mechanism by which all other facts could be denied.

It's been going on a long, long time. It's just taken this long for it to get to this point.

...And it's a big ship that's difficult to turn around.  And I think it's too late to turn it around.  We've hit the iceberg.  The damage is done.

6 hours ago, The Dog said:

One of the issues for the GOP is that Trump has soaked up hundreds of millions of dollars in small dollar donations on the lie that the 2020 election was stollen, leaving very little for the actual party. Now that the GOP is going broke in every swing state, if Jack Smith charges Trump's PAC with fraud and seizes all that money, the party is finished in 2024. Finished.

Spare me the drama.  No major political party has to ever worry about running out of cash.

I doubt this fucker will ever be brought to justice. The government should suspend his passport due to the seriousness of the crime. And if he tries to fly his own plane to safety, they should make sure the pilot will face federal charges and loss of his pilots license for aiding in the flight of a fugitive. Otherwise, I figure Putin has a place for him in Russia, a gift in return for his unfailing loyalty. He will never serve a day in jail is my guess. 

I wish our Daily Texan Republicans weren’t too fucking stupid to understand that this is exactly who they are.

Just now, Celery Man said:

I wish our Daily Texan Republicans weren’t too fucking stupid to understand that this is exactly who they are.

Too busy making excuses for twitter Nazis and why this economy is actually in a recession. And I’m sure some bitching about wokeness 

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1 hour ago, The Royal We said:

I’m going to hurt family members feelings trying to get them to read the indictment instead of being spoon fed the FNC take on this instead.

I've already told a few family members to do their own research and read the indictment rather than let the media tell them what to think.  They didn't like that, and then I followed up with "how can you attack it if you don't do your own research and actually read what's in it?  Are you letting the media tell you what to think?"

I'll still be on their Christmas mailing lists, I'm sure, because it's their chance to show people how well they think they are doing.

I'm loving that we have proof that Meadows actually warned the Secret Service that Pence was in danger.

Also, Meadows, as much of a shithead as he is, his trying to save his own ass gave us these gems:

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4 minutes ago, Woodrow Call said:

I doubt this fucker will ever be brought to justice. The government should suspend his passport due to the seriousness of the crime. And if he tries to fly his own plane to safety, they should make sure the pilot will face federal charges and loss of his pilots license for aiding in the flight of a fugitive. Otherwise, I figure Putin has a place for him in Russia, a gift in return for his unfailing loyalty. He will never serve a day in jail is my guess. 

Fuck that, we should encourage him to flee to Russia.  Convict him in absentia and he'll never come back and it's kinda hard to run a campaign from Moscow.

2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Fuck that, we should encourage him to flee to Russia.  Convict him in absentia and he'll never come back and it's kinda hard to run a campaign from Moscow.

Fucking this.  He, Putin, and Steven Segal can sit around and jerk each other off about how awesome they are.

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Taking bets on how long it takes for donald JAIL trump to start calling her "Shitcan".

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Fucking this.  He, Putin, and Steven Segal can sit around and jerk each other off about how awesome they are.

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None of those guys have dicks that work.  

14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Too busy making excuses for twitter Nazis and why this economy is actually in a recession. And I’m sure some bitching about wokeness 

I didn't realize until recently there was a contingent here that is positing the economy is in a recession. It's bizarre

2 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

You can say that again.

 

Jen Psaki looks hot as shit tonight on MSNBC.

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Fucking this.  He, Putin, and Steven Segal can sit around and jerk each other off about how awesome they are.

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Thanks for that nightmare vision in my head.  Sigh.

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On 7/31/2023 at 2:28 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

am I the only one here not a lawyer?

I am not a lawyer, but I played one in a student film at UT.

No, wait... that was an alcoholic.

13 minutes ago, G650 said:

I didn't realize until recently there was a contingent here that is positing the economy is in a recession. It's bizarre

Fuck, I didn't realize my mom was posting here, or would even find this place.

8 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am not a lawyer, but I played one in a student film at UT.

No, wait... that was an alcoholic.

I'm a construction worker which is one step from alcoholism

1 hour ago, Lurch said:


I was actually just laughing at your geriatric screen shot

Well, as I was still at work trying to get something out and paused from Westlaw to read the indictment on CNN on-line, I guess I could have tracked down the pdf elsewhere and find the pertinent paragraph and copy/paste the quote in Surly.  I instead decided to use 20 seconds to take and post the screenshot and get back to the truly fascinating world of CGL policy exclusion interpretation.

Next time I’ll take a juvenile screen shot. 

51 minutes ago, tx ind said:

how do we get Stephen Miller rolled into some of these indictments?

I think he's going down via the fake electors scheme.  But maybe . . .

Co-Conspirator 6

Co-Conspirator 6 is a political consultant who helped implement a plan to submit fraudulent slates of presidential electors to obstruct the certification proceeding, according to the indictment.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Months ago, during the Committee hearings, I predicted the conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding much as it has been pled here.

Also, all you nattering nabobs of negativity can gobble my crank.  You can quibble with the timing, but here it is.  Fuckin told ya.

There is nothing about criminal procedure mentioned in that post, so I refuse to believe that Twice is the author

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2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I think he's going down via the fake electors scheme.  But maybe . . .

Co-Conspirator 6

Co-Conspirator 6 is a political consultant who helped implement a plan to submit fraudulent slates of presidential electors to obstruct the certification proceeding, according to the indictment.

Ginni Thomas is my bet for Co-Conspirator 6, which brings a fun wrinkle to all this if true.  Maddow almost said it and hesitated because there is no confirmation and won't be for a while.  

19 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am not a lawyer, but I played one in a student film at UT.

No, wait... that was an alcoholic.

Well then you weren't acting.

25 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Jen Psaki looks hot as shit tonight on MSNBC.

username checks out

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Ginni Thomas is my bet for Co-Conspirator 6, which brings a fun wrinkle to all this if true.  Maddow almost said it and hesitated because there is no confirmation and won't be for a while.  

<Justice Ruckus> “ Recuse myself because my wife is a co-conspirator? Why on earth would I have to do that?”

Someone needs to come up with a Forrest Trump meme. “So I got indicted, Again!”

14 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Ginni Thomas is my bet for Co-Conspirator 6, which brings a fun wrinkle to all this if true.  Maddow almost said it and hesitated because there is no confirmation and won't be for a while.  

If it’s Ginni I may never post again (because I will die laughing).

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4 hours ago, Satchel said:

 Why won’t people see him for what he is? A dumber Mussolini.

 
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13 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Well then you weren't acting.

During the character's drunk parts, I was cold sober. For the scenes where he sobered up, they gave me lots of beer to drink before hand.

34 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am not a lawyer, but I played one in a student film at UT.

No, wait... that was an alcoholic.

I'm worse....I'm an engineer....

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

If it’s Ginni I may never post again (because I will die laughing).

If that is in fact true, just wait until Justice Thomas refuses to recuse himself when her appeal reaches the Supreme Court.  Then we get an entirely new Constitutional Crisis set off by this fucking guy.  

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All great news, but I will be disappointed if Mike Flynn isn’t somehow swept up in this. That fucker needs to hang. 

5 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

We got rules. Pics

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16 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

<Justice Ruckus> “ Recuse myself because my wife is a co-conspirator? Why on earth would I have to do that?”

"I barely know her.  I've only seen her once or twice. "

30 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I think he's going down via the fake electors scheme.  But maybe . . .

Co-Conspirator 6

Co-Conspirator 6 is a political consultant who helped implement a plan to submit fraudulent slates of presidential electors to obstruct the certification proceeding, according to the indictment.

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6 minutes ago, Horndog said:

"I barely know her.  I've only seen her once or twice. "

Ah the old Trump defense. Also how he reacts when people ask about Eric, Barron and Tiffany 

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

Fuck that, we should encourage him to flee to Russia.  Convict him in absentia and he'll never come back and it's kinda hard to run a campaign from Moscow.

Since when?

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

 

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That's a borderline Mr. Phlegm post.  But I'm digging this image of the Lincoln assassination hanging.

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

Heh.
 

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