Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Can somebody explain Caitlyn Jenner's angle here? 

There’s a “being obtuse” joke in here somewhere.  But the “fuck everybody else” attitude kinda ruins the humor.  

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30 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Jesus Christ, Jenner has been the brunt of every trans joke for 5-7 years. She didn’t get it easy either

Nobody forced her to embrace people who would just as soon call her "Bruce" and not allow her to do her thing.  Or worse, people who would like to see her dead because they are afraid for their children somehow of their own sexuality.

[Anastasis 23191]

7 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

also isn’t your Easter on May 5 this year?

Please sir. In old slavonic (the implication) it would be Пасха (Paskha). In greek Πάσχα (Pascha). The latins adopted the greek. All derived in one way or the other from the hebrew פֶּסַח (Pesach) and the aramaic. If you are gonna try to dunk on calendars, at least maybe get your terminology aligned or it sounds like gibberish.  

[Anastasis 23191]

11 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd like someone to explain how this is openly hostile to Christians in the first place?

It's not. Nobody cares about any of this stuff outside of very online social media brain damaged folks.  

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30 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

It's not. Nobody cares about any of this stuff outside of very online social media brain damaged folks.  

And republicans. 

[Anastasis 23191]

13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

And republicans. 

They’re the worst. Basket all the former ones with residual brain damage in to be comprehensive.  

[Biff Tannen 44919]

10 hours ago, Covri said:

 

Wait a minute.  Is not Caitlyn Jenner trans?

Is this like a black white supremacist thing?

Edited March 31 by Biff Tannen

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9 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I need to gather a little more information, but here is my initial response: x, 3, x, x, 1, 2

Oh, someone else asked for me:

 

I've got a couple of angles here, but I'll just start with...

 

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13 hours ago, Bullneck said:

That's exactly the point.  

The number of people affected by "boys in girl's swim meets" and the like is very, very, very small.  I had heard the number of trans kids in sports in Utah was exactly 4.  All this outcry from the right over 4 kids.

All of your triggering is what happens when people rely on anecdotal information ("my neighbor has a cousin who knows a trans kid") versus the Law of Large Numbers.  Below is a handy diagram to inform you:

The Equal Rights Amendment failed because people were convinced that everybody using the same bathrooms would be mandatory.

The defense of the holy bathroom is always there as a weapon for the stupid.

[royiv 9043]

10 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I need to gather a little more information, but here is my initial response: x, 3, x, x, 1, 2

Oh, someone else asked for me:

 

Get the fuck outta here with this shit post.

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10 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Can somebody explain Caitlyn Jenner's angle here? 

She's a shameless liar eager to promote the lies of a shameless political party who rely on a hateful perverse view of reality to remain in power.

That perversion will be promoted on thousands of pulpits today. It will be embraced by persons who believe themselves to be truly blessed by a God who advocates love and tolerance.

Thanks to those clearing up the history of this. I googled it and couldn't get past the lie about Biden's proclamation.

[Bullneck 18617]

10 minutes ago, royiv said:

Get the fuck outta here with this shit post.

Lighten up, Francis.  It's a joke.

[jimmyjazz 45055]

So, the Republican varsity has Caitlyn Jenner, Kid Rock, Chachi, John Schneider, Kevin Sorbo, Tony Danza, Ted Nugent, Pat Sajak, John Rich, Mel Gibson, Chuck Norris, Roseanne Barr, James Woods, Jon Voight, Jeff Foxworthy, Rob Schneider and Tim Allen.  Did I leave any 5-stars out?

Edited March 31 by jimmyjazz
added Rob Schneider

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 Biden did acknowledge TDV, not sure if another president has. I suspect Obama may have. Biden may have proclaimed what is, so in a sense he did do something new but he did not create anything that didn’t already exist.

Edited March 31 by troph

[Red Five 40109]

Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility everyone. This is by far my most favorite holiday on March 31, 2024. I like it because it's real and concerns real people, and not bunnies shitting eggs or whatever that is. Frankly, our children probably shouldn't be exposed to something so confusing.

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19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So, the Republican varsity has Caitlyn Jenner, Kid Rock, Chachi, John Schneider, Kevin Sorbo, Tony Danza, Ted Nugent, Pat Sajak, John Rich, Mel Gibson, Chuck Norris, Roseanne Barr, James Woods, Jon Voight, Jeff Foxworthy, and Tim Allen.  Did I leave any 5-stars out?

[jimmyjazz 45055]

Bad miss on my part.

[HornOnTheBayou 8816]

36 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Bad miss on my part.

That's it. You are not invited to my The Animal  watch party.

[Horn Dog 9459]

12 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Can somebody explain Caitlyn Jenner's angle here? 

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Lighten up, Francis.  It's a joke.

Ah, yes, the kind of joke where you ridicule trans people. Super hilarious.

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13 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

I bet most Trumpers think 

I'll take that bet.

[cactusflinthead 26791]

Ok I didn't see it and it will probably be lost in the TDV discussion. 

Aww that's fake.

No. It's real

 

[aggie08 20212]

Of all the terrible things said about Donald Trump over the years, you know this is pissing him off the most.

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14 hours ago, troph said:

I used to argue this shit alone. I had a few allies. Now y’all rake the haters - caitlyn Jenner included - and I don’t even know it’s happening.

TDV is what it is and it’s not new. This isn’t an attack on Easter, heck many trans people - I don’t know why - are Christians. 

in the end, all me and my people want is a chance to live the same “normal” lives you guys live. We tell you what we need, it’s basic stuff, health care, basic human rights, and some acceptance. When we get that, life is good. That’s really it. Seeing that and calling out the haters for their nonsense matters.

So thanks, sincerely. 

I have come avoid the word “normal” in almost any setting.  Possibly offfensive.

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9 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Ok I didn't see it and it will probably be lost in the TDV discussion. 

Aww that's fake.

No. It's real

 

Stormy says 3 strokes may be too many....

[Red Five 40109]

Wonder how much 18 holes PPV would make. No way Dotard would finish.

[chainsaw 9441]

Now I'm curious. Is Joe Biden any good at golf?

[aggie08 20212]

Does it matter if Donald is collapsed on top of his golf bag by the 2nd fairway?

[chainsaw 9441]

5 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Does it matter if Donald is collapsed on top of his golf bag by the 2nd fairway?

I guess not, but he's going to use golf carts and caddies if this ever happens, and if it does happen, Joe Biden better win otherwise it will backfire. So, how good is he?

[Biff Tannen 44919]

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

The Equal Rights Amendment failed because people were convinced that everybody using the same bathrooms would be mandatory.

The defense of the holy bathroom is always there as a weapon for the stupid.

And yet Alamo has figured out a far superior bathroom method, wherein everyone gets their own stall and shares the same sinks.

[TexasEd 8011]

16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Republicans hate poor people, yet poor people still support them.

We really need to get in on this grift.  Trump took our Bible selling idea.

Maybe we could do our own translation of the Bible, only in MAGA speak, so we leave out all of the parts about Jesus helping poor people, crippled people, etc. and about treating people nicely.  Basically leave in the Old Testament, and a dozen pages from the New Testament.

Republicans and MAGA love stupid and hateful people.  Stupidity and hate knows no sociopath-economic boundaries.

 

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Now I'm curious. Is Joe Biden any good at golf?

The rub is that DJT can’t even stand upright and stay still.  He’d collapse within six holes.  He can’t even walk to the greens, he drives his cart everywhere.

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8 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

The rub is that DJT can’t even stand upright and stay still.  He’d collapse within six holes.  He can’t even walk to the greens, he drives his cart everywhere.

So he doesn't actually play golf? What the fuck is he doing out there then

[Biff Tannen 44919]

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

So he doesn't actually play golf? What the fuck is he doing out there then

Selling national secrets to our enemies.

[Red Five 40109]

2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

So he doesn't actually play golf? What the fuck is he doing out there then

My favorite Rick Reilly story was how Dotard would call up the club and say "What was the low score yesterday", and they'd say 75 or whatever. Then Dotard would say "Ok put me down for a 74 then", and would declare himself "champion". 

It sounds funny, like something a comedian would do as a joke, before going "ok, ok, I didn't really shoot a 74...." Nope. Completely serious.

[chainsaw 9441]

Nobody has actually witnessed him play a full round?

[Biff Tannen 44919]

It would be such sweet justice if he keeled over on a golf course. 

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Hell, I'd be impressed if Trump walked 18 holes and didn't even swing a club.   

[RPM 26073]

Biden is dtf with cardio. He'd run circles around Dotard.

[RomaVicta 29472]

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

And yet Alamo has figured out a far superior bathroom method, wherein everyone gets their own stall and shares the same sinks.

So you want to tear down the basic American bathroom of the type we were using during WW2? Take your woke, cancel-culture ass out of here. Real Americans love their bathrooms and restrooms just as they are, thank you very much.

You can ask any woman waiting in a long line for the Women's beside the half-empty Men's restroom, and they'll tell you that nothing should ever change!

Somebody get Lee Greenwood's ass in here!

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And I’m proud to be an American

Where I know where I can pee 

[Anastasis 23191]

Bathrooms aren’t hard. Pinch one off in any Nordic country. They got it figured out. 

[Brisketexan 103148]

Bathrooms aren’t hard. Pinch one off in any Nordic country. They got it figured out. 

After eating some bad fiskesuppe, I tried to pinch one off in Iceland, and they rerouted air traffic around my asshole because they thought it was a new volcano. So…YMMV.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20300]

 

 

 

[Biff Tannen 44919]

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[Js1 82364]

Fantastic waste of money and resources by the wannabe fiscal conservatives

[Red Five 40109]

Probably should have identified any wrongdoing prior to starting impeachment hearings. JMHO

[StassneyHorn 6407]

The future some of you wanted, today

 

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2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

The future some of you wanted, today

 

https://www.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=d3ae8027ea8ffd2c&from=serp&prevUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.indeed.com%2Fm%2Fjobs%3Fq%3Dblunt%2Broller%26l%3Dcalifornia%26from%3DsearchOnSerp%26sameQ%3D1&xpse=SoBL67I3CSmfGYQdpJ0LbzkdCdPP&xkcb=SoBD67M3CSmA6MW5cB0KbzkdCdPP

 

Is this a remote position?  Asking for a fiend.

[Boss Hogg 808]

So does this mean the content of the diary is real? I haven’t seen that challenged anywhere.