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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Biden just tested positive for COVID

 

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I'm sure there will be a groundswell of sincere wellwishes from the RNC attendees and speakers

 

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5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Biden just tested positive for COVID

 

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Since everyone's in a conspiratorial frame of mind right now. Sure, one could argue that the Trump people sent a Covid assassin to surreptitiously infect Biden during one of his more recent public appearances. Still, my money is on that evil, conniving wine mom, Harris. She'll do anything to knock Biden off his perch.

 

14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Biden just tested positive for COVID

 

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There it is.

LFG.

Is it just me or does Trump seem weird since the shooting? I know it would scare any normal person. He has his normal act that he does and looking at his face it seems like he can't do the act right now.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

And if Biden just keeps saying no?

Well, I mean....if Biden truly is as addled as y'all say he is, couldn't you just say "So, Joe...to follow-up on your commitment yesterday to drop out of the race and let Kamala take your slot"

"Wait?  I committed to drop out yesterday?"

"Well, yes.  Right after lunch.  We were talking, you had just enjoyed your soft sandwich and Ensure, and you said 'I feel it is my patriotic duty to drop out.'  Sir, the whole team has been talking since then about how much we admire your bravery and commitment to America.  I just wanted to follow up on how we should draft the formal statement to release to the press.  What do you think about this version [pushes document across the table to him]."

If he's as out of it as y'all say, he'll say "oh, yes....of course.  Yes, that's my duty.  Let me look over this statement."

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Is it just me or does Trump seem weird since the shooting? I know it would scare any normal person. He has his normal act that he does and looking at his face it seems like he can't do the act right now.

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1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Is it just me or does Trump seem weird since the shooting? I know it would scare any normal person. He has his normal act that he does and looking at his face it seems like he can't do the act right now.

I'm sure knowing that you turned your head the instant before you would've had half your head taken off might f with you a touch. 

4 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Is it just me or does Trump seem weird since the shooting? I know it would scare any normal person. He has his normal act that he does and looking at his face it seems like he can't do the act right now.

what are you talking about? I haven't seen a whole hell of a lot of coverage, but he's just being normal at the RNC from what I did see. 

Biden has COVID again, according to WH press secretary....   

This’ll buy the democrats a week or so until they can figure out what to do with the idiot

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

This’ll buy the democrats a week or so until they can figure out what to do with the idiot

Isn’t there a team you can follow up in Minnesota? Fuck off from here. Fake Longhorn 

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4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

This’ll buy the democrats a week or so until they can figure out what to do with the idiot

They already tried to shoot him. 

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1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Isn’t there a team you can follow up in Minnesota? Fuck off from here. Fake Longhorn 

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10 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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Ok, that's kinda funny.

8 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

This’ll buy the democrats a week or so until they can figure out what to do with the idiot

I'd take a cadaver in an IQ test over Donald Trump.

Will covid bail out the D’s yet again? (Trump woulda walked to the W if not for the absolute shit covid response.. plus that whole being a shit heel during an insanely inflammatory period)

8 minutes ago, bluto said:

Will covid bail out the D’s yet again? (Trump woulda walked to the W if not for the absolute shit covid response.. plus that whole being a shit heel during an insanely inflammatory period)

Exactly... didn't he just say he'd drop out for health reasons?

Hello, health reason!

57 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I'm asking about a really specific demographic here. Biden voters who are white males, who will stay home if it's a black woman instead.

He limited his statement to those white male Democrats who AREN'T Biden voters (or "Biden locks").  If they're "Biden voters", he's not expecting them to stay home.

Since the debate we now have had an assassination attempt and an 81 year old getting COVID.  There’s 4 months left. No way the debate performance is going to register in 2 weeks, let alone 4 months.

1 hour ago, Goofyboy said:

Too many democrats want Pete as VP.

Are you just talking about posters on this board?

9 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Lol. I know exactly what I have, and do not have.  And how that proportions to what is put in, and what is received back.  Those proportions are severely out of whack for successful upper middle class in this country.  Equality my ass 

You're not buying into a timeshare, you dipshit.

47 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Biden has COVID again, according to WH press secretary....   

Is that really a problem if he's vaxxed up?

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Is that really a problem if he's vaxxed up?

No. A very speedy recovery would do a little bit to push aside the feeble old man image. 

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

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Michelle. 

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Real tweet lol

Okay, Grandpa. Let's get you back to bed and get you some soup. 

That’s hilarious 

The lung bone’s connected to the jawbone, the jawbone’s connected to the brain bone, the brain bone’s connected to the……something.

4 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

The lung bone’s connected to the jawbone, the jawbone’s connected to the brain bone, the brain bone’s connected to the……something.

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8 minutes ago, Covri said:

Only if Chuck goes with him

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12 minutes ago, Covri said:

Only if Chuck goes with him

Dems need a hockey style line change in the House and Senate

Is there a Democratic version of the Jims we can throw into the mix? The Jims are such fucking beauties

2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

You got data for that?

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/15/upshot/kamala-harris-biden-poll.html

There's not a lot of data out there but the recent NYT poll of PA and VA does show some senior and white non-college movement toward Trump when Biden is replaced with Harris. No movement among men, but given Harris's gain among minority and younger voters it probably implies at least some defection among white men, particularly older ones and non-educated ones. These are likely the voters being referred to.

That said it's worth noting that this poll does have Harris performing a couple points better overall. Sample size of one poll, though.

So Harris and who?

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Free fall today. Guess this was Schiff, plus covid.

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Yes is 37 now. No was ~33 on the night of the debate. 

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