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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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Wait, Trump uncovered who killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman?

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Just now, Radical Larry said:

 

I'm guessing there will be more American flags at that event than Trump/Vance supporters.

5 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

If your whole plan is to stalk Harris/Walz on your own to show some sort of weird power, you may want to actual draw crowds.

3 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Holy shit Kamala is smoking hot in that pic, goddamn. She owned the fucking 80s.

Every time I see that picture, the intro to Prince's Take me with You erupts in my head.

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And now I'll provide a brief musical synopsis of Pimphand's posts in this thread from yesterday.

Sheeple are strange
When you're a stranger
Faces look ugly
When you're alone
Women seem wicked
When you're unwanted
Polls mean nothing
When you're down

When you're strange
You relish in other's pain
When you're strange
Everyone else is to blame
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

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2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I would rather he round up MAGA and put them on boats. 

Cage in the North Atlantic 

12 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

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6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Do I just need a better gif search in the editor? Stop posting yarns. They don't work for anyone. 

They work for me, sir. On Android at least, not on Chrome on my laptop. 

You pit the Jews against the transgenders and this election is all but over.

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

Do I just need a better gif search in the editor?

YES PLEASE

Just now, immamac said:

I guess if you pass the magic cloudlfare checker thing then it works. 

I don't know what that is but if it's a test then I'm surprised I passed. 

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

Do I just need a better gif search in the editor? Stop posting yarns. They don't work for anyone. 

This is the second time I’ve seen you espouse this. Yarns have always worked fine for me on any browser. Including the one above. 

10 hours ago, Pimphand said:

This is your stupid cock-smoking obedience worshiping shit IRL
 

 

Somehow you DEI cocksmokes have decided that a Veep of an old white guy who pulls nazi ideas is democracy.

CLOWNS
 

 

Once again my guy, this is a Wendy’s! 

10 minutes ago, immamac said:

Do I just need a better gif search in the editor? Stop posting yarns. They don't work for anyone. 

you sure about that boss

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Yep, I see them too. Mac using Chrome.

Big Principal Skinner at the broken window energy from immamac right now. 

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16 minutes ago, immamac said:

Do I just need a better gif search in the editor? Stop posting yarns. They don't work for anyone. 

 

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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1. Okay, we're worried about the psuedo-Christians losing their fear and hate.

2. Good point. We don't want our school shooters and other white mass-murderers invading Mexico. Donald cares.

3. Hi, anti-science psuedo-Christians and other degenerates. Let's watch the children burn and starve, exspecially that Greta Thumberger.

4. Hey, that's my gig! Well, except I just keep the money.

My favorite part is this guy, a former president, throws out the idea that a VP can check the President. That happened all the time during his presidency..

2 hours ago, Thatguy said:

When did @Pimphand become Finance Bro?

 

 

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2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

One post was enough. Yeah weird is the most apt descriptor for these folks

Nono, you're really missing his strict adherence to the lunacy. It adds something extra. Doubling, all the way to quintrupaling down. 

I really hope that idiot never raised children.

38 minutes ago, immamac said:

Do I just need a better gif search in the editor? Stop posting yarns. They don't work for anyone. 

Yes, it sucks. I looked for 'splitter Monty Python' and only 2 gifs from life of brian came up, neither the correct one. Then tried 'splitter life brian' and it was almost entirely family guy gifs.

38 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Lots of policies discussed!

 

 

Sadly, people watch this shit and believe it.  Since Biden has immunity and can do anything for the good of the country, he really should send the FBI to shut down Fox News immediately.  Call it broadcasting hate speech.  Deport the Murdochs from this country while he is at it.  I want the country to tune into that channel and all they see is the below on their screen.

 

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I couldn't find a Y2J Chris Jericho "Break the Walz Down" gif and got frustrated and dropped it 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I really hope that idiot never raised children./

Don't worry, no adult man who calls himself "pimphand" online has ever nor will ever touch a woman.

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Don't worry, no adult man who calls himself "pimphand" online has ever nor will ever touch a woman.

Well, not with her consent at least.

Just now, wildcat09 said:

Well, not with her consent at least.

I assure you that guy is like 4 feet tall and 120 pounds soaking wet and literally any woman he'd try to rape would just kick his ass all the way back to r/incel

I am a little slow but realized the reason Trump has nothing in his bag is that he is too dumb/adhd/narcissistic to study or listen to a breakdown of his opponents.

Just now, bluto said:

I am a little slow but realized the reason Trump has nothing in his bag is that he is too dumb/adhd/narcissistic to study or listen to a breakdown of his opponents.

I just think it's hard to attack a record of decency and progress that is needed. 

None of the stuff these people are passing is extreme it's all very moderate stuff that needed to happen and instead of "nothing" it was "something". 

There hasn't been a push for major reform from these people, there's been a push for something other than doing nothing. People have lost track of what a moderate is because Congress and largely government hasn't done shit in the last 8 years except power creep and invade personal privacy and personal freedom. 

If we get to a point in a few months where Donald Trump has won elections over Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris, this country deserves to fall.

This still can't be real life, man.  God damn.

 

 

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5 minutes ago, bluto said:

I am a little slow but realized the reason Trump has nothing in his bag is that he is too dumb/adhd/narcissistic to study or listen to a breakdown of his opponents.

and they have no ideas other than Project 2025 which they are trying to bury because it's so unpopular.

1 hour ago, Homercles said:

I thought TTom was banished to the shadow realm or some shit

he hasn’t mentioned pissing down our effeminate legs every three posts, so I don’t believe it’s TT. Sounds a lot like Swam, though.

11 hours ago, Pimphand said:

This is your stupid cock-smoking obedience worshiping shit IRL

I was today old when I learned that fossil fuel powered vehicles have never caught on fire. 

36 minutes ago, immamac said:

I am fine with yarn if it worked for people I figured it was more widespread since there were other complaints. I've contacted them but never heard anything. 

Did you ask for the manager?

Vance doing a campaign event AT THE POLICE STATION? 
 
And they wonder why Blacks don’t trust the police…

It ain’t easy to run a campaign on law and order when your candidate is a convicted felon who has spent the last year touring various courthouses.
12 hours ago, NAVY said:

IMG_3384.gifGet Tom Hanks to reprise this in a Kamala ad, ahora. 

They lost that game

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29 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Vance doing a campaign event AT THE POLICE STATION?

Real fucking talk? There should be laws against holding partisan rallies at police stations. It should be law that police stations are *required* to disengage with political posturing. If the pigs want to burn their money shoveling it into Donald Trump's gaping asshole, do it at their own house, not the publicly funded building.

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Do I just need a better gif search in the editor? Stop posting yarns. They don't work for anyone. 

Shouldn't this question be asked in the vice-presidential thread?  I can see them fine, which is why I posted them?  It seems like other people can as well.  But this is the first I've heard of yarns not working in a while, and I figured it was resolved since I could see them.  And why they don't work (for some) is above my skill set/pay grade.  I guess I should spend more time on the board discussion forum or read the newsletter.  Mea culpa

 

The fact that Pimphand can spend the better part of the day shit posting nonsense and I get called out for a linking Yarn is a head scratcher.

 

Edit to add that I resurrected the yarn thread in Board Discussion.  It hadn't been responded to since 2023 and mine was the last response.  I can see lots of yarns there.  I posted a Yarn and a question if anyone wants to participate in a productive survey.  Sorry for the threadjack.  The onboard gif search is not exactly the best.  

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Should be asked on the Sonic has fucking smashburgers now? thread.

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