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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 hour ago, Thrawn said:

I think it has to do with the sense of normality that he brings. 

That's all I want. I want to go back to never reading or posting in the Cloak Room again. 

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Come thru Detroit!

 

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Goddamn, that’s gonna make for one ugly woman, since he now has to transition.

4 hours ago, Blotto said:

Check out the insane energy at JD's next stop.....gonna be lit

Lol, "President Trump and I are very good friends".  If/when Trump loses and he blames it all on Vance, those resulting soundbites are going to be awesome to combine with "President Trump and I are very good friends".

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Lol, "President Trump and I are very good friends".  If/when Trump loses and he blames it all on Vance, those resulting soundbites are going to be awesome to combine with "President Trump and I are very good friends".

“America’s Hitler” was a term of endearment, ‘cause we all love Hitler, right?

Audience: standing ovation  

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I appreciate your openness to Walz and embracing it. 

Here's the problem with Tim Miller and the Bulwark guys. They don't care about policy or making this country a better place for everyone. They have strong enough morals to denounce Trump, but honestly it kind of ends there. Also they are all Beltway people and can't sniff authenticity if it sat on their faces. 

 

 

Yeah, they are NeverTrumpers but once Trump is gone I could see them jumping back in the GOP machine. 

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2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Yeah, they are NeverTrumpers but once Trump is gone I could see them jumping back in the GOP machine. 


Quite a few of them were Haley curious. 

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Did he post it in the Yarns thread? If so, it’s okay.

And if it’s a Yarn about where you can or cannot buy a smashburger, those are wildcards and may be posted in any thread on any board. 

It's okay when South Austin does it.  When you're a celebrity, they let you do that.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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He'll be playing the part of Turtle on the casting couch.

13 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Yeah, they are NeverTrumpers but once Trump is gone I could see them jumping back in the GOP machine. 

Well being a never trumper I kind of see your point. However it is really a never maga situation.  Unfortunately may take awhile. Until then I will vote straight dem.  

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24 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

How did I miss this:

 

 

 

Black jobs pay pretty well.

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12 minutes ago, dcbc said:

He'll be playing the part of Turtle on the casting couch.

I actually wasted brain cells on this earlier and concluded that even tho each main character has faults, they all have some redeeming qualities that JV has none of. Drama was the first thought because he’s a pathetic has been never was hanger on, but it’s not his fault his brother overshadowed him. Turtle liked being a hanger on, but then decided to make something of himself using all the connections he had, which at least shows some self awareness and ambition. E always tried to be a partner not a hanger on, but was still a hanger on so he’s probably closer to JV than the others, but he could pull some tail for a littler person and we know JD repulses woman/people in general.

He’s definitely not Vincent Chase.

 

Thank you for coming to my Entourage Ted Talk.

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I had no idea Biles had that much money. Good for her. She deserves all of it

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Drove by this Trump merch side of the road tent an hour ago here in the reddest county in Alabama (Gulf Shores, etc.).  Ther was NO ONE there except the dude in the truck who was manning the tent.  Those assholes can’t suffer enough.

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Just now, Covri said:

I actually wasted brain cells on this earlier and concluded that even tho each main character has faults, they all have some redeeming qualities that JV has none of. Drama was the first thought because he’s a pathetic has been never was hanger on, but it’s not his fault his brother overshadowed him. Turtle liked being a hanger on, but then decided to make something of himself using all the connections he had, which at least shows some self awareness and ambition. E always tried to be a partner not a hanger on, but was still a hanger on so he’s probably closer to JV than the others, but he could pull some tail for a littler person and we know JD repulses woman/people in general.

He’s definitely not Vincent Chase.

 

Thank you for coming to me Entourage Ted Talk.

Senator, I watched Adrian Grenier. I knew Adrian Grenier. Adrian Grenier was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Adrian Grenier.

31 minutes ago, Bookman said:

That's all I want. I want to go back to never reading or posting in the Cloak Room again. 

Man I have never felt a post so much. I feel this in my bones. 

Incoming 'shut up and dribble' from maga.

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 

 

The problem with this kind of fuckery is the SCOTUS decision to grant absolute immunity to POTUS

I wish Biden would realize he’s still President and start doing all sorts of crazy shit against MAGA. 

8 minutes ago, Covri said:

I actually wasted brain cells on this earlier and concluded that even tho each main character has faults, they all have some redeeming qualities that JV has none of. Drama was the first thought because he’s a pathetic has been never was hanger on, but it’s not his fault his brother overshadowed him. Turtle liked being a hanger on, but then decided to make something of himself using all the connections he had, which at least shows some self awareness and ambition. E always tried to be a partner not a hanger on, but was still a hanger on so he’s probably closer to JV than the others, but he could pull some tail for a littler person and we know JD repulses woman/people in general.

He’s definitely not Vincent Chase.

 

Thank you for coming to me Entourage Ted Talk.

The correct response to his comparing himself to anyone from Entourage is:

 

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2 hours ago, mdmost said:

YES! YES! IT'S ALL HAPPENING!

Now hit Vance with his own words on Trump. 

While this is of course good, it’s so annoying that we only can use it to convince like 10-15% of voters because literally 40% of this country doesn’t give a blue FUCK about reality. 

 
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Donating 16% of your net worth is impressive. Of course, she’d have to donate to a PAC. Individuals have a max level ($2600?) they can give to a campaign. Might be worth fact checking this one.

If Biles is that onboard, I would probably ask her to join a few of the rallies - bring out the suburban moms with kids.

This guy is a piece of shit.  Yeah, he's Trump's mouthpiece, but he would say these things even if he wasn't

 

 

 

 

 

 

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11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

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Uh, I'm sure as shit not donating 16% of my net worth to a political campaign. 

You can pry that $811 out of my cold, dead hands.

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

It's not a slam dunk.  The wind is in our sails now, but we're going to have to do the work:

- Registering people to vote

- knocking on doors 

- getting people to the polls

You heard coach.  We got 90 days to get the work done.

Finish what he said - "We'll sleep when we're dead."  Get shit done, and let's fucking go.  Run through the finish line, then keep running.  Win.  Crush Trump.  And then govern America by and for Americans.  Fucking.  DO IT.

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

also, pretty sure its against the rules to wish death on people, even if its death via solar ray or lizard enslavement.

What if "death by lizard enslavement" is a sexual fantasy of yours?

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15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

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There’s no way she’s only worth $25MM. 

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Uh, I'm sure as shit not donating 16% of my net worth to a political campaign. 

You can pry that $811 out of my cold, dead hands.

 

3 minutes ago, Tuco said:


Donating 16% of your net worth is impressive. Of course, she’d have to donate to a PAC. Individuals have a max level ($2600?) they can give to a campaign. Might be worth fact checking this one.

If Biles is that onboard, I would probably ask her to join a few of the rallies - bring out the suburban moms with kids.

I'd imagine she has made more than 4 million this Olympics alone. 

4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This guy is a piece of shit.  Yeah, he's Trump's mouthpiece, but he would say these things even if he wasn't

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s my (and every taxpayer’s) plane you entitled couch fucking shithead weirdo. 

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What if "death by lizard enslavement" is a sexual fantasy of yours?

Asking for @atomheartbevo

Sir, you're coming dangerously close to triggering a review  by the Surly kink shaming board. 

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25 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

Drove by this Trump merch side of the road tent an hour ago here in the reddest county in Alabama (Gulf Shores, etc.).  Ther was NO ONE there except the dude in the truck who was manning the tent.  Those assholes can’t suffer enough.

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My wife and I laughed about that exact same man last week on our trip there. 

1 hour ago, Serak The Preparer said:

@immamac - given how concerned you were about making sure VP talk moved to another thread on Monday, can you go ahead and ban pimphand from the CR? He's come in several times over the last few weeks (last night the worst) and does nothing except spew diarrheic over the thread and cause pages of stupid bickering. It's almost, dare I say, toxic behavior. If he has ever had even a single non-trolling post in the CR then I would give benefit of the doubt but it's clear he just likes to stir shit up.

Fucking let him spew his ignorance.

Just more proof of Republican bullshit.

26 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

Drove by this Trump merch side of the road tent an hour ago here in the reddest county in Alabama (Gulf Shores, etc.).  Ther was NO ONE there except the dude in the truck who was manning the tent.  Those assholes can’t suffer enough.

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Did a drive across the south a few weeks ago. Every trunp store I saw had anywhere from 0-3 cars in it. 

I’m not sure how those idiots are still making money.

 

Wait…yes, I know how—Russia 

33 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Well being a never trumper I kind of see your point. However it is really a never maga situation.  Unfortunately may take awhile. Until then I will vote straight dem.  

That's where I'm at.  Probably a left of center moderate pre Trump, I'm now a straight ticket Dem for every office and will be until there's widespread condemnation of maga by the Rs.... Which is likely at least another 10 years away. 

 

MAGA was a lifeline to the GOP. The party was shattered when Obama got re-elected.

37 minutes ago, Covri said:

I actually wasted brain cells on this earlier and concluded that even tho each main character has faults, they all have some redeeming qualities that JV has none of. Drama was the first thought because he’s a pathetic has been never was hanger on, but it’s not his fault his brother overshadowed him. Turtle liked being a hanger on, but then decided to make something of himself using all the connections he had, which at least shows some self awareness and ambition. E always tried to be a partner not a hanger on, but was still a hanger on so he’s probably closer to JV than the others, but he could pull some tail for a littler person and we know JD repulses woman/people in general.

He’s definitely not Vincent Chase.

 

Thank you for coming to my Entourage Ted Talk.

Keep Johnny Drama's name out yo M'fn mouth 

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Getting blown out by Obama in 08 made them abandon the notion of running on policies, and they switched to a full on strategy of spreading negativity and misery and trying to blame the Dems. How will they react to getting blown out again 16 years later?

3 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Getting blown out by Obama in 08 made them abandon the notion of running on policies, and they switched to a full on strategy of spreading negativity and misery and trying to blame the Dems. How will they react to getting blown out again 16 years later?

Bingo. How dare the American people have the audacity to elect a negro. That caused the beginning of the tea party which morphed into the MAGAtards

Walz is such a badass speaker. Doesn’t use a teleprompter and just names like 22 Michigan democrats off the top of his mind. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

What if "death by lizard enslavement" is a sexual fantasy of yours?

The lizard-dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed, and it wouldn't matter if it did.

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12 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

MAGA was a lifeline to the GOP. The party was shattered when Obama got re-elected.

Even the orange nightmare has stated this. Not well, but that was the gist of it.

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Wait—again, hold the fucking phone.

 

If you would have told me 1 month ago that in a few weeks, Biden will step down and Harris will take over, Dems will reclaim camo hats, bring back old white guys from the rust belt and souf (tbd), sell out arenas, airport hangars, and Wisconsin dairy farms that people drove 4+ hours for, and flip the polling to Kamala fucking Harris up and even getting republican pollsters and analysts saying she’s in the driver’s seat now to win, I would have slapped you silly then made you buy the first round. 

 

This really feels crazy, even more crazy than 2008. 

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