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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Love that a guy who came from a deadbeat nuclear family is harshly judging how other people parent or live their lives. 
 
 

Hi mom begged him for a cup of clean piss, and he refused. Allegedly on principle, but he knew he was pissing hot as well.

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20 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Love that a guy who came from a deadbeat nuclear family is harshly judging how other people parent or live their lives. 

 

 

He's the same guy that blamed immigrants for the fentanyl problem but wrote in his book that his mother was taking and dealing fentanyl.  

Crowd sizes, social media engagements, whatever.  It's all about size with Donald.

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Sounds like Mr. Vance has a drug problem to me. He should get help. 

And we have figured out what's going on with the eyeliner? Seems like that should get more attention. 

4 minutes ago, Chopper said:

All the hot MAGA girls on twitter are stolen id's of european influencers. Evidence shows it's possibly a foreign op.

No Shit Sherlock GIF by Team Coco

1 hour ago, hornmpa96 said:

If federal law prohibits using Arlington as a political prop, what’s the penalty?

apparently nothing. even a whacked peeepee would be something,

42 minutes ago, bluto said:

If that’s 14,000 nationwide “touches” esssentially vs 650 hard targeted registrations in PA or AZ, takes some shine off of it. 

Maybe they collected 650 mail in registration cards, but I would be shocked if there were 650 people who made the effort to attend a Trump rally who were eligible to vote but not registered.  Who would be this person? Someone who also did not have a driver’s license? A young or first time voter?

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

any normal campaign would be beyond embarrassed and any normal campaign would have been stopped dead in its tracks with a stunt like this. but this campaign is incapable of shame and basically runs on the principal of "try and stop me." I'm so tired of it

 

for those without twatter:
 

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So they forced their way into Arlington National Cemetery for a photo op? Right on the heels of Trump talking shit about Medal of Honor recipients. On the heels of "suckers and losers". On the heels of trashing American POWs.

His campaign seriously reminds me of this. 

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

What’s this guy’s deal? She has 2 step kids 

 

Lol. So does Kamala Harris, as if step kids fucking count in their scrambled brains. 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

SEPA is the key to a Dem win in PA and winning the EC

“Did somebody say ‘Seka?’”

- @SizzleChest, probably

1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:

Mawmaw knows piss. /rant

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13 hours ago, 'stache said:

He also didn't attend the Trump rally during Covid (the one that killed Herman Cain) although it did piss off a lot of his supporters like me for allowing it to happen at all (although I'm nuanced enough to know how difficult that would have been even if he wanted to turn away a sitting President).

Was this the one on the anniversary of the Tulsa massacre?

4 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Was this the one on the anniversary of the Tulsa massacre?

I remember it being Juneteenth

It was Juneteenth. I’m not sure who convinced him but the rally was moved from that Friday which was actual Juneteenth that included a big festival on Greenwood and a national broadcast of festivals across the country, to the next day. 

6 hours ago, locodos said:

well he was an anchor baby

Barron, Ivanka, Don Jr?

30 minutes ago, 'stache said:

It was Juneteenth. I’m not sure who convinced him but the rally was moved from that Friday which was actual Juneteenth that included a big festival on Greenwood and a national broadcast of festivals across the country, to the next day. 

It was originally scheduled for the 19th then got pushed back a day because they didn’t know about Juneteenth when they scheduled it.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/20/politics/donald-trump-rally-tulsa-coronavirus/index.html

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He never met Donald Trump. 

 

Or Barry Switzer!

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I just realized that as a former potus, Trump is eligible to be buried at Arlington.  The gaudiness of what that might look like is sickening. 
 

But we may be saved by the fact that his family can’t charge for viewings if he’s there. 

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Not to mention it will be pretty much impossible to piss on his grave if he’s buried there. 

Donald Trumps disrespects military heroes. News at 11. They don't fucking care.

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

CNN joint investigation with the Center for Information Resilience: All the hot MAGA girls on twitter are stolen id's of european influencers. Evidence shows it's possibly a foreign op.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/28/europe/fake-maga-accounts-x-european-influencers-intl-cmd

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

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You mean all these hot chicks don’t really like me? 
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5 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Doesn't look like there is a rule or a law. 

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A spokesperson for the cemetery said in a statement, “Federal law prohibits political campaign or election-related activities within Army National Military Cemeteries, to include photographers, content creators or any other persons attending for purposes, or in direct support of a partisan political candidate’s campaign. Arlington National Cemetery reinforced and widely shared this law and its prohibitions with all participants. We can confirm there was an incident, and a report was filed.”

 

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See, but what you need to understand is that......the staff of the Arlington National Cemetery....is a bunch of woke marxist libtards who hate America, patriots, and freedom.   Duh. DO YOUR RESEARCH!

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

any normal campaign would be beyond embarrassed and any normal campaign would have been stopped dead in its tracks with a stunt like this. but this campaign is incapable of shame and basically runs on the principal of "try and stop me." I'm so tired of it

 

for those without twatter:
 

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maga cult eats this up, only thing missing is him fake hugging a flag 

never mind he current R congress wanted to cut the VA budget 25%ish and Project 2025 wants a drastic cut back

I'm sure they're circulating pictures of Biden and maybe Kamala at Arlington. Of course they were there as part of their duties and President and/or Vice President, but none of them give a fucking shit about intellectual honesty. 

25 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I just realized that as a former potus, Trump is eligible to be buried at Arlington.  The gaudiness of what that might look like is sickening. 
 

But we may be saved by the fact that his family can’t charge for viewings if he’s there. 

I can’t imagine he’d want to be buried there alongside all those suckers and losers. 

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Speaking of Arlington, my dad just sent this to me. JFK was something else:
 

 

 

 

he should have been awarded the MoH in WW2

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/08/12/trump-age-feel-weight-history-presidency/

Interesting op-ed

Basically - his age isn't "an issue to the media," because his anger comes across as energy.  And the presidency didn't age him as much as it does other men, because he doesn't give a fuck about the weight of the decisions he has to make. 

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51 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Doesn't look like there is a rule or a law. 

but we're told to trust the justice system. lulz

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Stay home you geriatric GQP fucks

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/08/12/trump-age-feel-weight-history-presidency/

Interesting op-ed

Basically - his age isn't "an issue to the media," because his anger comes across as energy.  And the presidency didn't age him as much as it does other men, because he doesn't give a fuck about the weight of the decisions he has to make. 

here's a pw free link https://archive.ph/idlCl

also the media ignore that he's caked in makeup to make him appear younger...to me his anger comes across as dementia, but the media doesn't want to comment on that either. If he walked the golf course instead of just riding around in a cart, that would at least be respectable. 

Jd Vance confirming the altercation at his rally today, so great

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More on that poll from earlier, where the sample appears to be R+9

 

Jd Vance confirming the altercation at his rally today, so great

He also told Kamala today to go to hell.
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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

More on that poll from earlier, where the sample appears to be R+9

 

That’s gotta be the hottest congressional race ever right?

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