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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

If that motherfucker wants to flee the country, I'll buy his plane ticket.

We could easily crowdsource a private plane, a Russian dacha and like 50 Russian hookers if he asked. 

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30 minutes ago, Blotto said:

 

Holy shit, she is all onboard the maga batshit crazy train. Telling tay tay "F-You" is  always gonna work out well in the court of popular opinion. 

Even after 8 years of this shit, it's still startling to watch the shamelessness of someone criticizing others for sitting in their mansions, not truly caring about the issues who has, herself, completely sold out and become an absolute ghoul for large piles of money.

Let him flee to Venezuela with Putin at his side. 

On foreign soil, we can send them a housewarming gift.

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2 hours ago, Gap03 said:

Well, looks like they're going to have to shift back to the classics ...

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Oh, and T&P for this guy after pointing out that the historical citizenry of his town are lazy ass pill poppers / methheads.

 

city manager too, about to get labeled as a swiftie !!!!!

6 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

If that motherfucker wants to flee the country, I'll buy his plane ticket.

Don't spend too much, we need some cash left over for the surface to air missile.

If the Republicans are going to take on Taylor Swift fans (apparently the Ivermectin made them forget she endorsed Biden 4 years ago), they should bitch that BTS is stealing jobs from American singers or that Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi are stealing jobs from American soccer players.

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38 minutes ago, Blotto said:

 

Holy shit, she is all onboard the maga batshit crazy train. Telling tay tay "F-You" is  always gonna work out well in the court of popular opinion. 

All that hate is going to keep her warm in the winter.  Delicious.  

Although, at 53 years old, Megyn Kelly ain't bad.

29 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump fans are so fucking tacky, cheering him on at a 9/11 memorial.

 

 

1.  Biden can barely move.

2.  Why the fuck is Vance there?

3.  There is only one billionaire in that pic.

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Must be an eclipse going on.

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

Don Jr and Eric behind him looking bored 

14 minutes ago, bolverk said:

His selection of Venezuela as a country to flee to kinda give away the game, don't it? I mean, throughout his term, Trump repeatedly derided the country as some communist, Marxist hellhole whose ideology any rock-ribbed, red-blooded conservative Capitalist should despise, right?

So, why the fuck would he want to go there? Putin's backing, of course. So how the fuck is that not another major topic of discussion vis-a-vis Trump's lack of support for Ukraine?

Raise your hand if you've been to Venezuela...  Because I've been there both for work and for leisure.  Even back in the late 90's early 00's it was sketchy AF.

  • Highly polarized society (wealth)
  • Beautiful people
  • Amazing food
  • Absolute mad max style hell holes just up the hill from the Ritz
  • Incredible fishing
  • Constant threat of sudden violent death

And that was well BEFORE it went down hill!

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1 minute ago, locodos said:
  • Highly polarized society (wealth)
  • Beautiful people
  • Amazing food
  • Absolute mad max style hell holes just up the hill from the Ritz
  • Incredible fishing
  • Constant threat of sudden violent death

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1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

that's a rough comma

Kamala, please.

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VOTE EARLY. IN PERSON. Drop ballots off at county clerk offices or in drop boxes. Didn’t get your ballot? GO VOTE IN PERSON

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Packaged with conservative incel "humor" in a nutshell

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1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

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what the hell is wrong with him

 

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

 

Holy shit, she is all onboard the maga batshit crazy train. Telling tay tay "F-You" is  always gonna work out well in the court of popular opinion. 

Imagine being the victim of Roger Aisles sexual bullshit and fox, being treated as she was by Trump, and then turning into this...ghoul.

It really is worth the watch at the end of the video when she melts down completely over the vaccine. Jesus christ. 

2 hours ago, Foosters said:

Hope I'm wrong, but he's going to grow increasingly desperate in the coming weeks and, facing the prospect of having to face the consequences of his multiple criminal cases over the next four years, is going to start suggesting that it would be horrible if someone shot Kamala.

I laughed.

2 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Does Matt Gaetz Google “how to dress like a statutory rapist” before picking out his outfit?

I assume it’s all instinctual with him

Do it, Republicans. Over something that’s already illegal and is just fear mongering. The GOP always ends up taking the brunt of the blame for shutdowns 

 

44 minutes ago, Js1 said:

We could easily crowdsource a private plane, a Russian dacha and like 50 Russian hookers if he asked. 

@ChiTownDoc has all of that in his phone contacts already

38 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Appropriate that Rudy is standing next to Trump and Vance, that way he can get to Donald right after the ceremony and ask about that money he owes him. 

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39 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

make sure its a boeing.

Well, Trump's Boeing was built when that company still made quality airplanes so ...

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Do it, Republicans. Over something that’s already illegal and is just fear mongering. The GOP always ends up taking the brunt of the blame for shutdowns 

 

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2 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Appropriate that Rudy is standing next to Trump and Vance. 

I don't give a shit if Trump is a former president, he shouldn't be there. He's a felon who bragged on 9/11 about now having the tallest building in Manhattan, and lied about being down at ground zero helping (lulz). 

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

I want Kamala on my side dammit.

I kind of want to debate her while in handcuffs.

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Pretty sure the Harris/Walz team knew that was coming but, hey, it was definitely a fun moment for the rest of us.

I would bet gambling addict Nate Silver $1 million that the timing of Taylor endorsement was being planned in the lead-up to the convention.

40 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Must be an eclipse going on.

I would've guessed he's still trying to convince himself he owns the tallest building in NYC but your guess is more logical. 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Who is that penis on the right? He was on Bill Maher this past weekend and said some really stupid shit.

Maher/stupid shit

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LMFAO - it’s just the entire debate 😂

 

7 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I kind of want to debate her while in handcuffs.

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go on...

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Why the f is JD Vance allowed to be front and center at this ceremony? I'm ok if Trump is there as an ex-President but an Ohioan senator shouldn't be at the front. And I would feel the same if Walz was there. 

Walz served.

On 8/10/2024 at 1:38 PM, YGIFS said:

I don't think she'll specifically, verbally/post an endorsement of Harris/Kamala for reasons above.

What do you have to say for yourself now?  I'll wait....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

just jokes people...lighten up!

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

LMFAO - it’s just the entire debate 😂

Thank you for the opportunity to re-watch her stride across the stage and introduce herself with a strong handshake while he grimaced and slimed his way over. Domination from the beginning. I've watched it a few times this morning because the psychology is fascinating. 

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Nate Silver reminds me of Ian Boyd.

Haha, this is so perfectly on the nose.

53 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Don Jr and Eric behind him looking bored 

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2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Thank you for the opportunity to re-watch her stride across the stage and introduce herself with a strong handshake while he grimaced and slimed his way over. Domination from the beginning. I've watched it a few times this morning because the psychology is fascinating. 

I think his plan was to shun her, based on how he wouldn’t look at her. She wasn’t having it and big dogged him before they said a word. 

4 minutes ago, Mittens said:

What do you have to say for yourself now?  I'll wait....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

just jokes people...lighten up!

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think his plan was to shun her, based on how he wouldn’t look at her. She wasn’t having it and big dogged him before they said a word. 

Yes. And her move was with intention, but careful not to appear eager.

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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They want her to stop having a vagina, stop being brown and have an (R) by her name on the ballot.  You know, small details that can be workshopped by the campaign staff.

Diaper Don claims victory! 

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I wouldn’t be shocked if Haitian refugees collected firewood or even took wildlife to eat from an American city park. Sadly their culture and lifestyle in Haiti forced them to do without food and resources for generations. They shouldn’t capture wildlife in a park and the city or game wardens should talk with them what is acceptable here. But this is a far cry from immigrants stealing and eating pets.

hunting wildlife for food is not exactly an anti-American view. I know plenty of republicans who will be hunting this Saturday morning. 

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