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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Trump clearly has a record of only hiring the best people. What could go wrong hiring Laura Loomer for debate prep?

 

 

Talk about a transformation.  Let's set aside for a moment that she is a truly horrendous person that has few, if any, redeeming qualities about herself.

Someone, somewhere, sometime ago damaged her so badly that combined with her low self esteem led her down the path she is on today, physically speaking.

 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So it begins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait until Kid Rock hosts his @BygoneHonkyRappers4Trump phone bank before you count your chickens, libtards!

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Talk about a transformation.  Let's set aside for a moment that she is a truly horrendous person that has few, if any, redeeming qualities about herself.

Someone, somewhere, sometime ago damaged her so badly that combined with her low self esteem led her down the path she is on today, physically speaking.

 

again, that is a photoshop. No doubt she looks like a plasticine corpse stuffed with silicone in real life, but lets at least make sure we've got the real photo

VCU: Harris +10 in VA. Same poll had Trump +3 in their mid-July poll 

10.1 was Biden’s 2020 margin in VA

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31 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

 

1- Gestapo looking mother fucker. Not the reporter of course.

2- The hard working Hispanic communities will benefit. Well not if you deport them dumb ass.

3- I am sure the reporter is now on some Maga list.

Miller is the one I just despise. Fucker is evil incarnate.

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Trump clearly has a record of only hiring the best people. What could go wrong hiring Laura Loomer for debate prep?

 

Loomer is hideous, but i cant stop laughing at the little man next to her.

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

Do you keep this guy around just so you can dunk on him over and over?

It’s therapeutic.  He’s a nice guy.  And used to fund a lot of my ragers when I was poor.  Those were good times.  So he earned the right to be dunked on.  

10 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Loomer is hideous, but i cant stop laughing at the little man next to her.

That's Gary Peterson's asshole son

8 hours ago, bolverk said:

This whole thing with Haitians eating cats -- they're trying to make it their own couch fucking moment on the internet, but they can't make it work because they're

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weird.

 

What makes the Vance couch fucking thing work (even though it's played out now) is the absolute absurdity of it it. A) There are no victims except for the butt of the joke, Vance; B) It's objectively funny picturing a recently post-pubescent, sweaty teenage Vance desperately trying to get his nut with a couch; and C) No one of any stature in the party actually tried to convince anyone it was a true story -- just a wink and a nod to the joke.

These fucking psychos run with some shit where A) There would be real victims like Mr. Whiskers, Fluffy, and Sir Meowsalot; B) The purported perpetrators are an underprivileged minority group, allowing Trump/Vance to punch down on an out-group; C) The "joke" gives license to the Cult to go out and hunt down immigrants as if they were a threat; and D) That interview with Vance and Trump's comments in the debate aren't sly little references to the joke. They're talking about it as if it were really happening as if they actually believed the bullshit story which, either way, reveals how disturbingly weird these fuckers are.

Right, it would Not even be fair to say the equivalent to Trump talking about eating cats in the debate for Harris would have been calling Vance a couch molester or sofa fornicator in the debate. 

Not even close the the same in what the underlying messages really mean and the unspoken license to hate and do damage.

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8 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

That's Gary Peterson's asshole, son

Who else read it like this?

2 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Imagine being a MAGA parent and having to tell your teenage daughter that you aren't going to take her to the Eras tour because she supports Kamala. This ought to make quite a few Democrats for life out of some Swifties. 

The irony is that the right wing media outrage machine has built the whole thing up way beyond its actual impact. Taylor Swift's endorsement is not going to have some monumental impact on the race.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Just like the abortion after birth nonsense

Turns out it's real

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3 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I wish Thujone would do the thing for this.

He could do a rollercoaster for the speech.

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1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

 

Why does it take an “immigrant” reporter to hold these evil fucks to account? 
 

American reporters should be ashamed

“Venezuelan gang members” are the new MS13?

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2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Trump clearly has a record of only hiring the best people. What could go wrong hiring Laura Loomer for debate prep?

 

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Cowards, bullies and weaklings.

So weird.
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5 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Pretty sure Elon meant he’d give Taylor one of his actual kids.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Derka said:

 

I too would like to touch her pussy

22 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

“Venezuelan gang members” are the new MS13?

The Haitian pet eaters is a thing because if they say "Jamaican", it'll be too on the nose for the racism.

46 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

The irony is that the right wing media outrage machine has built the whole thing up way beyond its actual impact. Taylor Swift's endorsement is not going to have some monumental impact on the race.

She's got three tour dates in Florida right before early voting begins there. Might not swing the state but it will cause some MAGA heartburn.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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Rock. Star. 

15 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Fucking brilliant, so all those people couldn’t hear Trump before and Joe turned on the volume for them, sneaky m’fer

28 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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That's probably why she got all that work done....every time she did one of those "which celebrity do you look like?" things, she kept getting Trevor Lawrence.

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9 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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flame GIF

(also Never Forget)

48 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Why does it take an “immigrant” reporter to hold these evil fucks to account? 
 

American reporters should be ashamed

This guy and a BBC reporter should team up

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Just now, Pancho said:

Wait, what is happening?!?

 

 

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

Last night was as bad for Trump as the first debate was for Biden. It was that bad. 

It won't have that type of impact.  It sunk Biden.  I don't think it sunk Trump.

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Wait, what is happening?!?

 

 

Every so often they put their racism on full display.  Damn, when Marge is your voice of reason...

Just now, Sbbruin said:

It won't have that type of impact.  It sunk Biden.  I don't think it sunk Trump.

It sunk the the Republican Party

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Wait, what is happening?!?

 

 

Jealousy.  MTG wants to be on his plane, but Donnie keeps her at arm's length.

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

It won't have that type of impact.  It sunk Biden.  I don't think it sunk Trump.

Watch the polls. I think it sunk him. I don't think you realize how pathetic he looked. Enthusiasm is completely gone and there is no way to recover it. He's cooked. 

When will post debate polls be baked? 

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Last night was as bad for Trump as the first debate was for Biden. It was that bad. 

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12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Wait, what is happening?!?

 

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Wait, what is happening?!?

 

 

Who hijacked Marge's account?

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