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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

 I wouldn’t be so quick to right him off. 

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3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

He’s a pretty well-respected mathematician

This is really funny.

1 minute ago, royiv said:

I guess I’m not self aware that I post bad takes or that I’m being made fun of. Guess I’ll go fuck right off.

That's not very surly of you. As I said, I was commenting on how you are ignored, not mocked

no idea if anyone watched kamala's town hall or the aftermath on cnn, but i watched the latter, and there was a segment with john king where he talked with 5 of the undecided voters in the audience. it probably lives online somewhere, but one interaction just got re-run on tapper's show just now, and it was basically a woman saying "stop with the insults, the voters don't care about that."

here is the disconnect that drives me fucking crazy. taken just as the soundbite ^ it's fine. it's probably good political advice, or at least was in the 70's or 80's, and fine in down-ballot or local races. but this is what is actually happening:

kamala - look at what he's done in the past, look at what he says he's going to do, he's a danger to democracy and to american citizens.

trump - she's a disgrace, she's really dumb.

voter - can we stop with all the mudslinging?!

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4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Why does everyone discredit Silver and say he’s shifted right? Because he posts predictions you don’t like? He’s a pretty well-respected mathematician that’s nailed every election except 2016. He hasn’t posted any personal political opinions that I know of. I wouldn’t be so quick to right him off. 

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5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Why does everyone discredit Silver and say he’s shifted right? Because he posts predictions you don’t like? He’s a pretty well-respected mathematician that’s nailed every election except 2016. He hasn’t posted any personal political opinions that I know of. I wouldn’t be so quick to right him off. 

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4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

No because he is literally paid by Peter Thiel to do so. God, you're so fucking stupid.

But 538 isn’t even his thing anymore right? Morris is in charge now

@Huckleberry is a well respected mathematician.  Nate Silver has devolved into a degenerate gambler. 

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

no idea if anyone watched kamala's town hall or the aftermath on cnn, but i watched the latter, and there was a segment with john king where he talked with 5 of the undecided voters in the audience. it probably lives online somewhere, but one interaction just got re-run on tapper's show just now, and it was basically a woman saying "stop with the insults, the voters don't care about that."

here is the disconnect that drives me fucking crazy. taken just as the soundbite ^ it's fine. it's probably good political advice, or at least was in the 70's or 80's, and fine in down-ballot or local races. but this is what is actually happening:

kamala - look at what he's done in the past, look at what he says he's going to do, he's a danger to democracy and to american citizens.

trump - she's a disgrace, she's really dumb.

voter - can we stop with all the mudslinging?!

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She was probably offended he was called a fascist.

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

To be fair it was more about how his post was ignored, not outright mockery. I stretched the analogy, one of my favorite pastimes. 

Yeah, and now youre stepping on me stretching the analogy futher, you ladder-pulling-up-behind-you asshole.

1 minute ago, royiv said:

I guess I’m not self aware that I post bad takes or that I’m being made fun of. Guess I’ll go fuck right off.

Lighten up, Francis. He said he was kidding. It's surly, drive-bys are part of the fun. It's also why I suggested he should have gone with Chainsaw, to maximize the ridiculousness. 

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Why does everyone discredit Silver and say he’s shifted right? Because he posts predictions you don’t like? He’s a pretty well-respected mathematician that’s nailed every election except 2016. He hasn’t posted any personal political opinions that I know of. I wouldn’t be so quick to right him off. 

That's just wrong. 

He doesn't even make predictions. He gives percentages then flip flops. In 2012 he thought Romney would win after that first debate in October. Saying he's nailed a bunch of elections is like saying those idiots recruiting grifters nail their "crystal balls" when they change 20 times during a recruitment and finally the last second change when it's apparent where the kid is going. Then claim it as a win. 

At least that American University professor gives an outright prediction and doesn't change it. If anyone can claim to be right it's him.

7 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

If he wins and she’s nominated, at least she will get grilled by the Dems in the senate.

That’ll show her. 

7 minutes ago, royiv said:

I guess I’m not self aware that I post bad takes or that I’m being made fun of. Guess I’ll go fuck right off.

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36 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I once wet my pants at a Chili’s so I can relate to this. 

Amateur.  Pros shit their pants at Ryan's Steakhouse.

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Don't worry gang! Trump is making plans to attend Ohio St at Penn St football game! 

Talk about the ultimate‘Meteor Game’. 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Don't worry gang! Trump is making plans to attend Ohio St at Penn St football game! 

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12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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11 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

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21 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Why does everyone discredit Silver and say he’s shifted right? Because he posts predictions you don’t like? He’s a pretty well-respected mathematician that’s nailed every election except 2016. He hasn’t posted any personal political opinions that I know of. I wouldn’t be so quick to right him off. 

ding ding ding

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"Undecided voters". Late October, 2024. Fucking people. 

Haven't we figured this out by now?

They're not undecided.  CNN tells them to lie.  Lest we forget the "undecided" voter from the September debate who admitted he was a Trump voter, CNN knew he was a Trump voter and they told him to show up "open minded" regardless.

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

This place makes some good wine 

https://www.lacruzdecomalwines.com/
 

The guy does have some vineyards but not endless fields, so he does buy mash from other vineyards around the country. 

I've been here a few times.

27 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Why does everyone discredit Silver and say he’s shifted right? Because he posts predictions you don’t like? He’s a pretty well-respected mathematician that’s nailed every election except 2016. He hasn’t posted any personal political opinions that I know of. I wouldn’t be so quick to right him off. 

OKAY, I see you haven't been paying attention. That's fine but we're still WRITING him off. 

39 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

That's just wrong. 

He doesn't even make predictions. He gives percentages then flip flops. In 2012 he thought Romney would win after that first debate in October. Saying he's nailed a bunch of elections is like saying those idiots recruiting grifters nail their "crystal balls" when they change 20 times during a recruitment and finally the last second change when it's apparent where the kid is going. Then claim it as a win. 

At least that American University professor gives an outright prediction and doesn't change it. If anyone can claim to be right it's him.

Historian Allan Lichtman still predicts a Kamala Harris win

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46 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Why does everyone discredit Silver and say he’s shifted right? Because he posts predictions you don’t like? He’s a pretty well-respected mathematician that’s nailed every election except 2016. He hasn’t posted any personal political opinions that I know of. I wouldn’t be so quick to right him off. 

 

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The dipshits that go on TV and participate in these "undecided voter" panels and give their reactions/opinions on townhalls or debates are the worst fucking people on Earth. Fuck everyone of them. 

 

10 minutes ago, locodos said:

ding ding ding

I bet at least 75% of this board has picked the winner of every election since 1984 except maybe 2000 and 2016. For the most part, picking winners of presidential elections is pretty easy. 

"Pay no attention to my monthly recurring donation to America First PAC and the flags on my truck. I can't rule out the possibility that next week I'll have a massive stroke that completely changes my personality. Since there's still a metaphysical possibility that I might vote for someone other than Trump, I'm undecided."

28 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

no idea if anyone watched kamala's town hall or the aftermath on cnn, but i watched the latter, and there was a segment with john king where he talked with 5 of the undecided voters in the audience. it probably lives online somewhere, but one interaction just got re-run on tapper's show just now, and it was basically a woman saying "stop with the insults, the voters don't care about that."

here is the disconnect that drives me fucking crazy. taken just as the soundbite ^ it's fine. it's probably good political advice, or at least was in the 70's or 80's, and fine in down-ballot or local races. but this is what is actually happening:

kamala - look at what he's done in the past, look at what he says he's going to do, he's a danger to democracy and to american citizens.

trump - she's a disgrace, she's really dumb.

voter - can we stop with all the mudslinging?!

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Beat me to it. Her comparison of it to 'High School' bickering was idiotic beyond belief. When you're pointing out that someone is a fascist admirer of Nazis and have facts and statements from people who worked closely with him, that is not 'Mean Girl' high school shit. It's important.

17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Haven't watched just looking at the thumbnail I'd assume back row blonde? @henrygandorf

close. the back row other woman.

it's worth a watch, it won't make you ragey.

front right and left say they are voting harris. back row blonde seemed to be leaning that way too. back row left seemed to be leaning kamala but wanted a cleaner campaign overall, but it was the way she spread blame pretty equally that put me off, as i posted.

front row center liked kamala, didn't like trump, but is a single-issue voter - abortion. or "right to life" as he kept putting it. he doesn't know if he can vote for her because of that. i will never understand people like that. if you're against abortion, you don't have to have one.

and if you're that guy and are able to have sex, just aim for the mid-level hookers, because kamala is going to fuck your economy up and sticking to a budget is important.

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Just got done pulling the lever. Hope this turd finally goes down with a third flush.

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17 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Fuck is that?

Literally my reaction in 3 words.  WTF?

37 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

"Here's why that's bad news for Democrats"
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2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The dipshits that go on TV and participate in these "undecided voter" panels and give their reactions/opinions on townhalls or debates are the worst fucking people on Earth. Fuck everyone of them. 

 

We have reached the stage of the campaign where the undecided voter panel has replaced interviewing people drinking coffee at First Watch by the dead mall on a weekday at 10am. 

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

close. the back row other woman.

it's worth a watch, it won't make you ragey.

front right and left say they are voting harris. back row blonde seemed to be leaning that way too. back row left seemed to be leaning kamala but wanted a cleaner campaign overall, but it was the way she spread blame pretty equally that put me off, as i posted.

front row center liked kamala, didn't like trump, but is a single-issue voter - abortion. or "right to life" as he kept putting it. he doesn't know if he can vote for her because of that. i will never understand people like that. if you're against abortion, you don't have to have one.

and if you're that guy and are able to have sex, just aim for the mid-level hookers, because kamala is going to fuck your economy up and sticking to a budget is important.

Back row blonde said later that upon further review she'd vote Kamala if the election was today. So 3 of the 5 swung to Kamala. Small sampling & all that, but I'll take it.

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"Here's why that's bad news for Democrats"
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5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The dipshits that go on TV and participate in these "undecided voter" panels and give their reactions/opinions on townhalls or debates are the worst fucking people on Earth. Fuck everyone of them. 

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so my mother voted a couple days ago, and the normal spot she goes to was slammed, so she went to one by hcc. anyhow, it took 30-40 min, and she was in line behind 3 hcc students so they get to talking. they are all going to vote, because they get a grade bump if they do, so good for hcc i guess.

as they're getting close to the front, one of the kids asks my mother who he should vote for. apparently he says something like, "i'm a minority, so i should probably vote for kamala, right?" without regard for "what is right" and not wanting to turn a short conversation into a longer conversation, my mom just says, "yes."

long story short, by the time they reached the front, he realized he didn't have his id. or he knew he didn't have his id, but realized he needed it. so after 40 minutes, he had to run home and get it.

undecideds are not not the sharpest knives in the drawer.

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On undecided voters

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

hundo p.

so my mother voted a couple days ago, and the normal spot she goes to was slammed, so she went to one by hcc. anyhow, it took 30-40 min, and she was in line behind 3 hcc students so they get to talking. they are all going to vote, because they get a grade bump if they do, so good for hcc i guess.

as they're getting close to the front, one of the kids asks my mother who he should vote for. apparently he says something like, "i'm a minority, so i should probably vote for kamala, right?" without regard for "what is right" and not wanting to turn a short conversation into a longer conversation, my mom just says, "yes."

long story short, by the time they reached the front, he realized he didn't have his id. or he knew he didn't have his id, but realized he needed it. so after 40 minutes, he had to run home and get it.

undecideds are not not the sharpest knives in the drawer.

I really hope my parents choose to not vote, but I'm betting they probably will.

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

I have a theory for why it suddenly looks like that. It's because it was always that strong. 

25 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Fuck is that?

Please. You act like you still don't support the entire catalog of Creed and your boy, Scott Stapp. 

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

hundo p.

so my mother voted a couple days ago, and the normal spot she goes to was slammed, so she went to one by hcc. anyhow, it took 30-40 min, and she was in line behind 3 hcc students so they get to talking. they are all going to vote, because they get a grade bump if they do, so good for hcc i guess.

as they're getting close to the front, one of the kids asks my mother who he should vote for. apparently he says something like, "i'm a minority, so i should probably vote for kamala, right?" without regard for "what is right" and not wanting to turn a short conversation into a longer conversation, my mom just says, "yes."

long story short, by the time they reached the front, he realized he didn't have his id. or he knew he didn't have his id, but realized he needed it. so after 40 minutes, he had to run home and get it.

undecideds are not not the sharpest knives in the drawer.

Is it undecideds? Or is it kids going to HCC?

Just now, Pancho said:

Good!

 

I’m glad she’s reaching out to sports fan but I still want her on Rogan.  

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

I, for one, am so glad everyone has channeled their anxiety into talking about Chili’s instead of wetting their pants every 45 minutes 

We can multitask. 

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8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Good!

 

This Shannon Sharpe?

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15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Is it undecideds? Or is it kids going to HCC?

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