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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Man, for the sake of a lot of posters here, I hope Hank Scorpio doesn’t start posting in this thread.

Some you guys need to drop a gummy or a Xanax.

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

AtlasIntel was one of the best 2020 pollsters?!?

In late October they published a Biden 51-46 national poll

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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Those Pennsylvania internals for him have to be bad....but he can't project that because it stops the grift.

59 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

 

38 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Wife voted for Trump. She already told me. 

Mistress said she wouldn’t fuck me after lunch if I voted for Kamala. I’m not making this up. 

Maybe we're not so different after all.....my wife also voted for the orange fuck. But she didn't vote for Cruz.

 

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6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The gays don't want to have sex with you, JD.  Even though you kept hitting them up on Grindr

Maybe Madison Cawthorn?

1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

After telling this Board for years I never voted Trump, I just voted Kamala and Allred. In ‘16 and ‘20 I didn’t vote. Now, I feel unclean after voting Dem first time in my life. Someone talk me off the ledge I’m on. I cannot speak with my family or even wife about this. 

Man up, you pussy. 

7 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Man, for the sake of a lot of posters here, I hope Hank Scorpio doesn’t start posting in this thread.

Some you guys need to drop a gummy or a Xanax.

"or?"

Oh and according to this poll, it's virtually tied with women 49.3 (D) 48.8 (R). No chance in hell of that.

3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Everything they are doing indicates they know they're losing.

Everything. All of it. I mean ... it's striking.

6 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Oh and according to this poll, it's virtually tied with women 49.3 (D) 48.8 (R). No chance in hell of that.

Every poll that shows Trump winning is like "men will be 52% of the electorate, college women will swing toward Trump 10% vs 2020, and Trump will get 70% of black men." It's not even pretending to be believable.  

31 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Weirdly I have seen none of this in central Texas this year. It was all over the place in 2020.

The other day I was thinking that there has been a real dearth of Dotard Truck Parades and Flotillas this go around.

14 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

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let's. fucking. do. this.

explain this to me like you're talking to my ex-wife...

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

Every poll that shows Trump winning is like "men will be 52% of the electorate, college women will swing toward Trump 10% vs 2020, and Trump will get 70% of black men." It's not even pretending to be believable.  

This.  Or they nuke the biggest city in the state in the likely voter screen.  "Oh look, Trump is winning PA! Because Philadelphia is a smoking crater and everyone there died.  But he's also leading with women and young voters, by a lot!" 

CNN would still be talking about "60k to bury a Mexican" if Biden had said it.

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

explain this to me like you're talking to my ex-wife...

Oh yeah, that's it, suck it good, I know you love it...mmmmm, just like that you dirty little minx....

2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

explain this to me like you're talking to my ex-wife...

The odds of a GOP blowout are slowly coming down.  Which means money/betting markets seem to be moving towards Kamala.  

Epstein literally hand delivered a woman to Trump Tower for her to be molested. What happened to all the conspiracy nuts who claimed to care about protecting women?

38 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

In a full field this has trump winning women by .6 and Kamala only winning burbs by .4 

1 minute ago, bluto said:

In a full field this has trump winning women by .6 and Kamala only winning burbs by .4 

Well yeah they all love Jill Stein, a warm and relatable woman

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She will be the first president I’ve wanted to fuck since Martin Van Buren.   

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The odds of a GOP blowout are slowly coming down.  Which means money/betting markets seem to be moving towards Kamala.  

There has been serious movement today. What caused this?

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Just now, Red Five said:

There has been serious movement today. What caused this?

Reality setting in?  Reaction to Trump and the GOP freaking out about PA and the women % of the early vote? 

I mean, maybe everyone on the internet has been reading my posts. 

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2 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

She will be the first president I’ve wanted to fuck since Martin Van Buren.   

Can't beat the Dutch, even Andrew Jackson lackey Dutch.

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2 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

She will be the first president I’ve wanted to fuck since Martin Van Buren.   

 

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2 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

She will be the first president I’ve wanted to fuck since Martin Van Buren.   

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2 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

She will be the first president I’ve wanted to fuck since Martin Van Buren.   

Username and all...

1 minute ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

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Y'all are doing YGIFS proud carrying on the legacy.

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

There has been serious movement today. What caused this?

Tump being a completely unserious fuckwad and JD Vance literally shitting down his leg on Rogan getting owned by a literal buffoon on things he should have been super well prepared for. 

13 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

explain this to me like you're talking to my ex-wife...

"So....to light the fireplace, you have to actually LIGHT the match....  Also....maybe don't go off and fuck some dude who works at HEB."

13 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

explain this to me like you're talking to my ex-wife...

Betting, I mean "prediction", markets are moving towards tighter EC results. The people on the 105+ are primarily meth addicts. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Tump being a completely unserious fuckwad and JD Vance literally shitting down his leg on Rogan getting owned by a literal buffoon on things he should have been super well prepared for. 

forgot about vance on rogan. i'll have to find a recap somewhere

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

"So....to light the fireplace, you have to actually LIGHT the match....  Also....maybe don't go off and fuck some dude who works at HEB."

Also, tuna and tuna fish are the same animal. 

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Reality setting in?  Reaction to Trump and the GOP freaking out about PA and the women % of the early vote? 

I mean, maybe everyone on the internet has been reading my posts. 

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Reaction to Trump pundits freaking out about PA and Trump possibly cashing out by dumping DJT stock would be my guess.

Also think Harris' media and ground blitz is paying off in a big way, while Trump's Madison Square Garden nazi rally is having an adverse impact 

I might have to check myself into a hopeiod treatment center.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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Yeah no. The vast majority of gays absolutely fucking loathe him 

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I might have to check myself into a hopeiod treatment center.

No brakes.

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I might have to check myself into a hopeiod treatment center.

My friend...you should just attend my one-hour "Brisketexan rapid treatment to remove all hope" seminar.  I can cure you of ALL hopeoid usage, with some pretty wicked aversion therapy.  You'll begin to treat hope like shit-wrapped strychnine.

Yep. The rank and file Dems are, as usual, wetting themselves. But the pundits and insiders? Nada.

Nancy Pelosi says Harris is winning next week so

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I didn't realize someone told Elmo to take down his Kamala is a cunt ad. Fuckin dipshit.

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2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

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Didn't this jackass have an affair with a coworker? No one throwing that in his stupid face?

45 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

AtlasIntel was one of the best 2020 pollsters?!?

one of the best in 2020, one of the worst in 2022. It's a Republican aligned pollster who weight based on their theory of the election. Which is fine, unless the theory is wrong. 

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36 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

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For any young's here, I can not begin to express how good these 80s looks were.  This is elder Gen X smoke. 

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

My friend...you should just attend my one-hour "Brisketexan rapid treatment to remove all hope" seminar.  I can cure you of ALL hopeoid usage, with some pretty wicked aversion therapy.  You'll begin to treat hope like shit-wrapped strychnine.

Alternate reality Rogue One

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Commander Brisket:

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2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Didn't this jackass have an affair with a coworker? No one throwing that in his stupid face?

 

Not only that, before the affair he admitted to letting the air out of her tires so she had to ask him for a ride home.

And because we have rules:

 

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18 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

She will be the first president I’ve wanted to fuck since Martin Van Buren.   

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Trump stock down another 11% today.  Close to 50% in 48 hrs

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