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7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Everyone knows what the ultimate answer is.

Everyone is just afraid to say it.

I have a hot couch, I mean this couch is sexy. Think Corithian Leather hot.

It's not a stretch that JD randomly meets up with said hot couch and can't handle it.

I don't know, whatever. It's a fanfiction/Netflix documentary I've been kicking around. This is where I'd need our old friend @YGIFS to come in. Miss that guy.

 

 

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i have very conservative, very wealthy, very well-connected with upper-echelon-gop cousins, both UT and aggy grads, several of them. it's a family joke, really...with my marriage and political views, i'm the black sheep haha 🖕😊

anyway...one of them just took a family trip to Washington DC, their wife posting pics and how awesome it all was, and they finished with an evening at the Kennedy Center with JD Vance, 'so exciting!'

just...gross 😝 😆

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2 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i have very conservative, very wealthy, very well-connected with upper-echelon-gop cousins, both UT and aggy grads, several of them. it's a family joke, really...with my marriage and political views, i'm the black sheep haha 🖕😊

anyway...one of them just took a family trip to Washington DC, their wife posting pics and how awesome it all was, and they finished with an evening at the Kennedy Center with JD Vance, 'so exciting!'

just...gross 😝 😆

Did they boo?  

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Gavin Newsom, perhaps the front runner for the dem nomination in 2028, started a podcast last week. His first guest was Charlie Kirk. We are so screwed.

Charlie Kirk has a flat backed skull. That is what happens when you leave your babies in a crib too much and do not engage with them. It has a profound psychological impact as well.
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On 3/14/2025 at 12:41 PM, Red Five said:


Gavin Newsom, perhaps the front runner for the dem nomination in 2028, started a podcast last week. His first guest was Charlie Kirk. We are so screwed.

His next guess was Steve Bannon. I'm not kidding.

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Posted
1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Looks like the Alien Enemies Act officially invoked. Hold on to your butts

Something’s not right Venezuelan immigrants love Trump. They’re all up in his ass.

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34 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

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1 Phil Mickleson's secret identity 

2 Marlon or Shawn Wayans 

3 10,000 year old vampire 

4 The matronly face of institutional racism 

5 Senile; earns a pass because she thinks it's the 1940s

666 meanest person in the world 

7 pretty but the product of too much Southern interbreeding among moneyed families; IQ of 80

Wtf? Your 7 is 1 all the way. 

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On 3/14/2025 at 5:45 PM, Brisketexan said:

Yeah.  Until these assholes face much greater consequences, this is middle school fart jokes.

Papa John's won't move the needle.

Luigi will.

Those are just true facts.  Stupid that we're here, but here we are.

Delay deny defend

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1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

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1 Phil Mickleson's secret identity 

2 Marlon or Shawn Wayans 

3 10,000 year old vampire 

4 The matronly face of institutional racism 

5 Senile; earns a pass because she thinks it's the 1940s

666 meanest person in the world 

7 pretty but the product of too much Southern interbreeding among moneyed families; IQ of 80

Goddamn, #2🤣

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Posted
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Non Maga needs to hammer these kinds of points. Always context the cuts of popular programs vs. the obscene wealth and excesses of the people making the cuts. 

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On 3/11/2025 at 6:51 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Hey. Whatever it takes to reduce carbon emissions in the US. MAGA buys the Teslas, other people buy Japanese and German hybrids / EVs. Yay earff. 

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29 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Non Maga needs to hammer these kinds of points. Always context the cuts of popular programs vs. the obscene wealth and excesses of the people making the cuts. 

 

get seniors out of those homes is a two pronged win - don't need meals on wheels and more housing available !!!!

Jimmy Fallon GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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So if we protest  what surly legals are going to support?

Full legal backing.

Dropping a sign supporting Ukraine. If I get in trouble who stands up?

I can make a group. I want layers 

Or just talk? A banner over UT saying Somos.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Why, I had no idea that Pornhub was a Canadian held enterprise.

 

 

 

Hey now, Canada. Let's take a step back and talk.

Posted
2 hours ago, CTC2 said:

I’m not sure I want to know what she’s thinking. 

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She’s thinking about her, Donald, a 40 gallon drum of Mac sauce, and a weekend at mar a lago they’ll never forget.

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Posted
21 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Years later, jt’s dumb ranking system still throwing everyone off. 

Need a refresher -- what was jt's system and what was the alternative?

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50 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Need a refresher -- what was jt's system and what was the alternative?

Well, the correct way is moving left to right, top to bottom, ranking as you go. Easy 

The psychopath way--which I believe was jt's method--is to list your favorites in order by their position in the picture. So, in a picture with 5 people, a ranking of 4, 5, 2, 3, 1 would mean that the 4th person in the picture is your favorite, and the 1st person in the picture is your least favorite. Utter madness.

 

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10 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

The psychopath way--which I believe was jt's method--is to list your favorites in order by their position in the picture. So, in a picture with 5 people, a ranking of 4, 5, 2, 3, 1 would mean that the 4th person in the picture is your favorite, and the 1st person in the picture is your least favorite. Utter madness.

Mental illness is real.



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