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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i use it for discounts around town 

Very sensible 

41 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

How soon until she gets deported?

6 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

How soon until she gets deported?

She's probably already been recruited by a country that gives a shit about higher education.

On 8/8/2025 at 10:00 AM, TexArcher said:

 

Trump is Team Putin.

 

 

1 hour ago, safe sex said:

I mean it takes less than a second and really pisses off bigots and peddlers of bad faith. 

I'm still miffed at how big of a differential there was between @PenelopeWitherspoon and myself in number of negs given overall. Gotta step my game up

I negged this and then felt bad. 

4 hours ago, Okie State said:

I see how this is gonna go. Well done Surly.

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live from alaska ...

 

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16 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Daughter loses her shit,  of course.  Daughter and Son in law were supposed to join by buddy and his wife on their European vacation, two weeks after she caught him.  The wife comes alone and cries the entire time and ruins their vacation. 

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7 minutes ago, troph said:

She called Trump “Cankles McTaco tits”…. Hahahaha

i think I’m in love 

Time for a thread title change.

Cankles McTaco Tit's America

18 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

When you post shit like that you’re either the most confident MF ever or the polar opposite.  There’s really no in between.  

Given he insists his wife looks like Sara Jean Underwood, it’s the latter.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I would like to hear more about that promise to house all of the homeless. 

CECOT is housing.

14 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Cut @Elvis some slack. He's trying to build an OF following for his wife's store bought assets. He's trying to spread her brand on another section of the board.

Pimpin' ain't hard but it's necessary.

She’s Dorothy Stratton to his Paul Snider, no doubt she’s being emotionally and physically abused by him for these photos maybe even drugged up. 

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I would like to hear more about that promise to house all of the homeless. 

That’s what the ballroom is for

   I have an idea.   West Virginia is a dying state.  Send all the homeless there to work in the coal mines.  We get that sweet, sweet coal and the homeless get jobs.   Win, win.

This is the next step.  He’s going to use dc as a test bed because it’s an easy one.  New York is coming.  He will install military control over the major blue cities. 

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

vegas did it to themselves 

they've out priced their core customers 

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

a real estate developer is fucking this up?  

who could have imagined that? 

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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He's correct. What he is saying is its OK for Texas to do it because Indiana is aligned with Texas... And Indiana is going to need to join the cause.

I mean it’s true that heavy gerrymandering that changes the majority of the house would have an impact on legislation that affects the entire country. 
 

But two things- there are checks to house legislation being first the senate and second the presidential veto and neither can be gerrymandered. 
 

and as always let’s not talk about the idea that they are doing it to counteract the same from other states in the opposite direction. Let’s not discuss a set of rules about how districts can, should, and cannot be drawn up that apply to every state. 

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The world economy is in the hands of a moron who loves tariffs but has no idea how they work. And he's surrounded by people who won't try to educate him. 

Actually, every now and then he says something like "Wal-Mart should eat the tariffs". Like he does understand. It's a very strange situation.

10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

This is what Trump thinks. He’s said it repeatedly for decades. 

14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

That level of thinking never even occurred to me. I figured they’d all think the 100 dollar item stayed the same cost but China would give our treasury 30 extra for the privilege of importing the item. 
 

tariffs making things cheaper, lol. What amazing imaginations some people have.  I wonder what Trump thought, and currently thinks, is happening. I think by his posting about how the companies should eat the tariff and not increase prices means he has an understanding now of the economics.  
 

I also think he recently learned that, and thought one of the positions above as he was instituting them and now cannot undo them by constraint of his narcissism. 

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Just give the chaos a little more time. Everything is going to work out great for everybody!

29 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

BornInPoverty’s BIL is preordained to live in poverty. Does it hurt to be this stupid?

17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I also think he recently learned that, and thought one of the positions above as he was instituting them and now cannot undo them by constraint of his narcissism. 

How funny would it be if he came out and said "Oops! I've just been informed that the American people and businesses actually pay the tariffs. Not China and Canada and Mexico. Y'all must have thought I was crazy or something...."

Catholic wedding here, wife's side of the family is Baptist.  We did not do the full Mass since half the people were not Catholic but we did have Communion.  

Reception was at the parish hall and I took care of the bar, Beer, wine, and some bottles of spirits.  My MIL asked, "Surely you can't drink at the Church Hall?"  My answer was, "We're Catholic, we drink during Mass."  At the reception the first guy in line for a drink was the priest.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

The world economy is in the hands of a moron who loves tariffs but has no idea how they work. And he's surrounded by people who won't try to educate him. 

Actually, every now and then he says something like "Wal-Mart should eat the tariffs". Like he does understand. It's a very strange situation.

Give him some slack he's reducing drug prices by fifteen hundred percent, 1,500%!

This could very well go on the enshitification thread in the Daily Texan.  All of this gross, gauche crap being paid for by you and me with money we're borrowing from our children. 
 

 

 

1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

Catholic wedding here, wife's side of the family is Baptist.  We did not do the full Mass since half the people were not Catholic but we did have Communion.  

Reception was at the parish hall and I took care of the bar, Beer, wine, and some bottles of spirits.  My MIL asked, "Surely you can't drink at the Church Hall?"  My answer was, "We're Catholic, we drink during Mass."  At the reception the first guy in line for a drink was the priest.

A guy I used to know...he's Irish-American, and very wrapped up in the Irish thing.  When he and his brother graduated college (about 30 years ago) they had inherited some dough from grandma's estate.  They decided to take a year off, move to Ireland, and buy a pub.  Just for the experience.  At the end of the year, they'd sell for whatever they could get for it.

He told me that priests are really hard on the bottom line, because it's widely understood that they drink for free.  He said there were nights when there were more priests in the place than there were paying customers.   That's from a sample size of 1, so YMMV.

edit: I thought it over...it had to be 40 years ago.

7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

A guy I used to know...he's Irish-American, and very wrapped up in the Irish thing.  When he and his brother graduated college (about 30 years ago) they had inherited some dough from grandma's estate.  They decided to take a year off, move to Ireland, and buy a pub.  Just for the experience.  At the end of the year, they'd sell for whatever they could get for it.

He told me that priests are really hard on the bottom line, because it's widely understood that they drink for free.  He said there were nights when there were more priests in the place than there were paying customers.   That's from a sample size of 1, so YMMV.

edit: I thought it over...it had to be 40 years ago.

Does a certificate from Universal Life Church make a person eligible for free beers? Asking for a friend. 

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

The world economy is in the hands of a moron who loves tariffs but has no idea how they work. And he's surrounded by people who won't try to educate him. 

Actually, every now and then he says something like "Wal-Mart should eat the tariffs". Like he does understand. It's a very strange situation.

it's because he basically parrots the last thing he heard. likely when briefed about what to say about the walmart situation, someone suggested that "walmart should pay them" and he put his own stupid twist on it by saying "eat". it's really that simple

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

The world economy is in the hands of a moron who loves tariffs but has no idea how they work. And he's surrounded by people who won't try to educate him. 

Actually, every now and then he says something like "Wal-Mart should eat the tariffs". Like he does understand. It's a very strange situation.

The guy has flooded his own zone with bullshit.  He no longer knows what's true and what's false.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This could very well go on the enshitification thread in the Daily Texan.  All of this gross, gauche crap being paid for by you and me with money we're borrowing from our children. 
 

 

 

Turning WH into the House on the Rock

 

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