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1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

Hey pal, the 35 and the 1 are no picnic either!

THE North Freeway and THE Katy Freeway scoff at your bitchass highways. 

On 9/3/2025 at 12:56 PM, Red Five said:

But here on Earth one, he's the republican nominee for President three consecutive cycles, and President twice.

and the guy who 100% of Republicans would support installing as President for the rest of his life. 
 

think about what a complete piece of shit someone has to be to have actually voted for this guy, or for any Republican for any office in the last 10+ years.

56 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

THE North Freeway and THE Katy Freeway scoff at your bitchass highways. 

Any transplant Californian who calls I-35 the 35 should be shipped back immediately.

14 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

He decided that the CA coast was better than Pettit

I bet he sure missed going up to Muleshoe on Friday nights. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Someone needs to punch this dude in his throat, which means anyone at the height of 5’5 could do it

 

 

I'll never get over how dumb this motherfucker's name is. 

Hey, you know how the president keeps threatening to revoke a comedian's citizenship because he doesn't like her? I feel like basically everyone is just pretending that that isn't happening. Am I alone in thinking this is like top five most dangerous shit Trump has ever said/proposed/done? 

19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Hey, you know how the president keeps threatening to revoke a comedian's citizenship because he doesn't like her? I feel like basically everyone is just pretending that that isn't happening. Am I alone in thinking this is like top five most dangerous shit Trump has ever said/proposed/done? 

I can't imagine what he's gonna try to do to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

5 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I can't imagine what he's gonna try to do to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

Or Jon Stewart. Or Seth Meyers. 

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Any transplant Californian who calls I-35 the 35 should be shipped back immediately.

We in Washington state stand in solidarity with you on this one, Texas.

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Well, I missed this yesterday. Mike Johnson intimates that Trump was FBI informant WRT Epstein.

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House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) appeared to say that President Donald Trump once doubled as a confidential informant for the FBI before he ran for office.

Johnson made the comment while speaking to reporters at the U.S. Capitol on Thursday about Rep. Thomas Massie's (R-Ky.) effort to force a vote on releasing the Department of Justice's remaining evidence on convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. When CNN congressional correspondent Manu Raju asked Johnson about Trump calling the ongoing controversy over Epstein a "hoax," the speaker insisted that Trump's statement was being misconstrued by the media.

"I've talked with him about this many times," Johnson said. "It's been misrepresented. He's not saying that what Epstein did is a hoax. It's a terrible, unspeakable evil. He believes that himself. When he first heard the rumor he kicked [Epstein] out of Mar-a-Lago. He was an FBI informant to try to take this stuff down."

https://www.alternet.org/trump-fbi-informant-2673962593/

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4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

"I've talked with him about this many times," Johnson said. "It's been misrepresented. He's not saying that what Epstein did is a hoax. It's a terrible, unspeakable evil. He believes that himself.

I'm not going to go quote hunting, but he keeps saying "The entire Epstein thing is a hoax!". Perhaps if he means the opposite of what is coming out of his mouth, as President, then that is on him and not the media for reporting on what fucking comes out of his mouth. 

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Or Jon Stewart. Or Seth Meyers. 

John Oliver will be first, he's only naturalized. 

TFG is supposed to be at the US Open men’s final on Sunday. I hope he gets booed and cursed at by everyone at Arthur Ashe if he shows up. Wouldn’t shock me to see that idiot try to take the trophy with him and claim it as his own.

1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:

So Trump is a snitch?

Could he have volunteered to act as informant in exchange for immunity when Epstein snagged that property he wanted? Maybe he had gotten word that heat was coming down and it was a perfect two birds situation. 

25 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

TFG is supposed to be at the US Open men’s final on Sunday. I hope he gets booed and cursed at by everyone at Arthur Ashe if he shows up. Wouldn’t shock me to see that idiot try to take the trophy with him and claim it as his own.

He'll probably suggest they re-name the court for a real tennis icon like Bobby Riggs, not some DEI hero like Ashe. 

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Well, I missed this yesterday. Mike Johnson intimates that Trump was FBI informant WRT Epstein.

https://www.alternet.org/trump-fbi-informant-2673962593/

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This has been rumored for a long time. Some time before his legal troubles started, Epstein outbid Trump for a mansion. Trump supposedly got pissed and ratted out Epstein. And the rest is history.....



Trump: “We could’ve won every war but we chose to be very politically correct, or wokey.”
17 minutes ago, BearMace said:

Could he have volunteered to act as informant in exchange for immunity when Epstein snagged that property he wanted? Maybe he had gotten word that heat was coming down and it was a perfect two birds situation. 

Something like that would be all over those files. He would definitely not want that getting out. I mean, in theory of course.

The economy will be good … in 2027

He’s gone from “2 weeks” to “2 years.” 

Such a fucking idiot.  Those goal posts.  They moving. 

14 minutes ago, C-Man said:

The economy will be good … in 2027
 

Did he keep his hands that stationary for the entire thing?  

16 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

 


Trump: “We could’ve won every war but we chose to be very politically correct, or wokey.”

 

Weird Al’s next parody should be “Wokey Paradise.”

9 hours ago, Native Horn said:

Hey pal, the 35 and the 1 are no picnic either!

Experienced that once.  Not a picnic.

6 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Any transplant Californian who calls I-35 the 35 should be shipped back immediately.

No take backs.  Sorry.

5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Television Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

Yup

3 hours ago, flatdawgs said:

We in Washington state stand in solidarity with you on this one, Texas.

And everyone north of San Luis Obispo apparently 

The economy will be good … in 2027



He can't say a timeline prior to the midterms because he'll get called out when it doesn't happen. It'll be "right after the midterms, you watch."
14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

More of the administration going balls deep on regular folks and calling it something else.

1 hour ago, UpperWestside said:

TFG is supposed to be at the US Open men’s final on Sunday. I hope he gets booed and cursed at by everyone at Arthur Ashe if he shows up. Wouldn’t shock me to see that idiot try to take the trophy with him and claim it as his own.

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ICE gotta go to this Chiefs-Charger game and deport all these messicans dancing all sexy and shit at halftime. 

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Weigh-ins at the fucking Lincoln Memorial. Did anyone have their expectations that low even after hearing we were going to have UFC fights at the White House?

That is fucking embarrassing.

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And I see that's already been covered.

And millions of people will either think it's AWESOME or HILARIOUS or both.

It’ll suck just like the parade

Jesus. Even President Camacho had the decency to host his monster truck dildo fights off White House grounds.

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