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27 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Blue is gonna come correct on Saturday. Mark it down.

The giy who wasbangi g Hilia Tobets for a while.

 

28 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Something I think our board struggles with is the idea that we’re getting older and the world is changing around us. While most of us (me included) have no idea who Dude Perfect is, I am guessing that there’s a large part of the viewership who would have no idea who Lyle Lovett is. 

Temhe guywas bangingJuliaRobertsdir a while.

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I was hoping they’d use the List Eater as their celebrity picker.

1 minute ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

There isn’t. It is a group of 5 guys.

I see . . . 

2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Which one of you was this? I know it's someone lurking here

 

@Machinator....

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3 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

The giy who wasbangi g Hilia Tobets for a while.

 

Temhe guywas bangingJuliaRobertsdir a while.

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18 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I had no idea until this morning that there is a real person who goes by Dude Perfect. 

He’s Steely Dan’s nephew 

FCB with some injury updates 

Spoiler

One source close to the situation said Ewers' ankle sprain wasn't progressing as quickly as initially hoped. That source said there's obviously still time for the ankle to respond to treatment before Saturday.

Monday's practice was more of a walkthrough as Texas put in the game plan for Texas A&M, so not much was required physically of Ewers.

Tuesday and Wednesday were more physical practices, and Ewers' ankle "was in a stiff brace."

"Quinn took the first snaps with the first team offense, but he was definitely limited," the source said.

Ewers has been getting daily treatment on his ankle, which will continue on Thanksgiving Day and Friday. The hope is that the injury will improve by Saturday.

— A source close to receiver wide receiver Isaiah Bond said he's recovered from his ankle injury and is as close to 100 percent as he's been since the start of the season.

— A source close to DeAndre Moore Jr. said the sophomore wide receiver has recovered from the foot injury suffered in a 20-10 road win over Arkansas two weeks ago. According to Pro Football Focus, Moore was limited to five snaps in the win over the Razorbacks, but he logged 39 in last Saturday's 31-14 win over Kentucky.

— Running back Quintrevion Wisner was in a green "non-contact" jersey at practice on Tuesday and Wednesday as coaches sought to protect Wisner as the team's lead running back.

 

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

FCB with some injury updates 

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One source close to the situation said Ewers' ankle sprain wasn't progressing as quickly as initially hoped. That source said there's obviously still time for the ankle to respond to treatment before Saturday.

Monday's practice was more of a walkthrough as Texas put in the game plan for Texas A&M, so not much was required physically of Ewers.

Tuesday and Wednesday were more physical practices, and Ewers' ankle "was in a stiff brace."

"Quinn took the first snaps with the first team offense, but he was definitely limited," the source said.

Ewers has been getting daily treatment on his ankle, which will continue on Thanksgiving Day and Friday. The hope is that the injury will improve by Saturday.

— A source close to receiver wide receiver Isaiah Bond said he's recovered from his ankle injury and is as close to 100 percent as he's been since the start of the season.

— A source close to DeAndre Moore Jr. said the sophomore wide receiver has recovered from the foot injury suffered in a 20-10 road win over Arkansas two weeks ago. According to Pro Football Focus, Moore was limited to five snaps in the win over the Razorbacks, but he logged 39 in last Saturday's 31-14 win over Kentucky.

— Running back Quintrevion Wisner was in a green "non-contact" jersey at practice on Tuesday and Wednesday as coaches sought to protect Wisner as the team's lead running back.

 

If Ewers can't go, we'll have Arch's deep ball and legs. But, it will probably hurt the intermediate passing and screen game.

Trial by fire

I turn 40 tomorrow and have known about them since they came out. But for over 15 years of their existence I’ve probably watched 30 min total of their content if you were to add it up. They aren’t as big as some make them out to be. Usually watch a 10 second clip and say “that’s cool” then move on. 

In Scipio's post yesterday on IT about the aggy defense, he said something about how they are vulnerable to a QB who can sling it 60 yards downfield, or take off running for 20 yards. I don't think he was trying to be cheeky, but....

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

In Scipio's post yesterday on IT about the aggy defense, he said something about how they are vulnerable to a QB who can sling it 60 yards downfield, or take off running for 20 yards. I don't think he was trying to be cheeky, but....

Sounds like Ewers to me. 

All these people making fun of Dude Perfect are acting like they wouldn’t want to be multimillionaires doing fun shit all the turn for a living. Yeah, they’re aggy, but that would be awesome. Let’s be real…

I’m 60 and I know dude perfect. Are you people living under a rock?

16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

And we still needed a last second field goal to win. 

sorry jodie sweetin GIF by Fuller House

 

19 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

FCB with some injury updates 

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One source close to the situation said Ewers' ankle sprain wasn't progressing as quickly as initially hoped. That source said there's obviously still time for the ankle to respond to treatment before Saturday.

Monday's practice was more of a walkthrough as Texas put in the game plan for Texas A&M, so not much was required physically of Ewers.

Tuesday and Wednesday were more physical practices, and Ewers' ankle "was in a stiff brace."

"Quinn took the first snaps with the first team offense, but he was definitely limited," the source said.

Ewers has been getting daily treatment on his ankle, which will continue on Thanksgiving Day and Friday. The hope is that the injury will improve by Saturday.

— A source close to receiver wide receiver Isaiah Bond said he's recovered from his ankle injury and is as close to 100 percent as he's been since the start of the season.

— A source close to DeAndre Moore Jr. said the sophomore wide receiver has recovered from the foot injury suffered in a 20-10 road win over Arkansas two weeks ago. According to Pro Football Focus, Moore was limited to five snaps in the win over the Razorbacks, but he logged 39 in last Saturday's 31-14 win over Kentucky.

— Running back Quintrevion Wisner was in a green "non-contact" jersey at practice on Tuesday and Wednesday as coaches sought to protect Wisner as the team's lead running back.

 

Is Sark really trying to trot out a broken down Ewers on one leg? 

23 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

FCB with some injury updates 

  Hide contents

One source close to the situation said Ewers' ankle sprain wasn't progressing as quickly as initially hoped. That source said there's obviously still time for the ankle to respond to treatment before Saturday.

Monday's practice was more of a walkthrough as Texas put in the game plan for Texas A&M, so not much was required physically of Ewers.

Tuesday and Wednesday were more physical practices, and Ewers' ankle "was in a stiff brace."

"Quinn took the first snaps with the first team offense, but he was definitely limited," the source said.

Ewers has been getting daily treatment on his ankle, which will continue on Thanksgiving Day and Friday. The hope is that the injury will improve by Saturday.

— A source close to receiver wide receiver Isaiah Bond said he's recovered from his ankle injury and is as close to 100 percent as he's been since the start of the season.

— A source close to DeAndre Moore Jr. said the sophomore wide receiver has recovered from the foot injury suffered in a 20-10 road win over Arkansas two weeks ago. According to Pro Football Focus, Moore was limited to five snaps in the win over the Razorbacks, but he logged 39 in last Saturday's 31-14 win over Kentucky.

— Running back Quintrevion Wisner was in a green "non-contact" jersey at practice on Tuesday and Wednesday as coaches sought to protect Wisner as the team's lead running back.

 

So Ewers is healthier than he has been since the UTSA game

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

He was a brutal hitter too. 23 bonecrushing tackles

 

 

 

I loved watching him throw his body around with abandon like he did. He was constantly hurting someone, an opponent, a teammate, or himself

53 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:


There isn’t. It is a group of 5 guys.

Sort of like a band, except without the music. 

Pubes says that for Aggy to win they will have to rush the passer with 4 and tackle well in space. Two things they have done well for over a month. He is lowering expectations.

 

41 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

FCB with some injury updates 

  Reveal hidden contents

One source close to the situation said Ewers' ankle sprain wasn't progressing as quickly as initially hoped. That source said there's obviously still time for the ankle to respond to treatment before Saturday.

Monday's practice was more of a walkthrough as Texas put in the game plan for Texas A&M, so not much was required physically of Ewers.

Tuesday and Wednesday were more physical practices, and Ewers' ankle "was in a stiff brace."

"Quinn took the first snaps with the first team offense, but he was definitely limited," the source said.

Ewers has been getting daily treatment on his ankle, which will continue on Thanksgiving Day and Friday. The hope is that the injury will improve by Saturday.

— A source close to receiver wide receiver Isaiah Bond said he's recovered from his ankle injury and is as close to 100 percent as he's been since the start of the season.

— A source close to DeAndre Moore Jr. said the sophomore wide receiver has recovered from the foot injury suffered in a 20-10 road win over Arkansas two weeks ago. According to Pro Football Focus, Moore was limited to five snaps in the win over the Razorbacks, but he logged 39 in last Saturday's 31-14 win over Kentucky.

— Running back Quintrevion Wisner was in a green "non-contact" jersey at practice on Tuesday and Wednesday as coaches sought to protect Wisner as the team's lead running back.

 

 

20 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Is Sark really trying to trot out a broken down Ewers on one leg? 

No, it's FCB, so Ewers is actually 100% and prancing around like a colt.

1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

fun fact. dude perfect started because of the colt to Jordan boat throw on national tv. those dipshits were upset that espn was playing that clip and said we can do better. they did the same thing from a further distance and posted on YouTube. aggy jacked off to it and voila, they got their 15 minutes of fame. they are terrible of course but its all they got. 

Hadn’t heard that but I believe it.

They are goofy fucks but they got more than 15 minutes of fame. Their company makes $20m a year.

12 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Pubes says that for Aggy to win they will have to rush the passer with 4 and tackle well in space. Two things they have done well for over a month. He is lowering expectations.

 

aggy ain't getting pressure with 4. If that's the plan, they're truly furked.

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Hadn’t heard that but I believe it.

They are goofy fucks but they got more than 15 minutes of fame. Their company makes $20m a year.

The funny thing was that they were all aggy when that started, then when it started to take off they became more national and dropped the aggy shit at least for the sake of promotion. Smart move for those assholes. 

Something I think our board struggles with is the idea that we’re getting older and the world is changing around us. While most of us (me included) have no idea who Dude Perfect is, I am guessing that there’s a large part of the viewership who would have no idea who Lyle Lovett is. 

Ah…so the people who think Pat McAffee is cool. Understood.

I know the Cottons from my old church. I remember them being in jr high and high school filming weddings and other church related events. They were pretty good at it then. It’s crazy how things took off for them.

11 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

You guys with your “I watch quite a bit of sports” don’t seem to understand that it might actually mean something if you said “I watch quite a bit of YouTube”

@Zepol87 was the one who claimed that sports fans should know who they are.

 

1 hour ago, MuellerHorn said:

All these people making fun of Dude Perfect are acting like they wouldn’t want to be multimillionaires doing fun shit all the turn for a living. Yeah, they’re aggy, but that would be awesome. Let’s be real…

I haven’t seen a lot of folks making fun, just wondering who the fuck they are.

16 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

@Zepol87 was the one who claimed that sports fans should know who they are.

 

I haven’t seen a lot of folks making fun, just wondering who the fuck they are.

I know who they are.  I thought their game had passed but my boys are older now so their "taste" has evolved.  Taste is a highly subjective word.  

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

aggy ain't getting pressure with 4. If that's the plan, they're truly furked.

We said that about Georgia based on their play heading into that game and we were totally shell shocked by halftime. 

I wouldn't be surprised to see their DL causing disruption which makes Q situation very worrying

7 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

We said that about Georgia based on their play heading into that game and we were totally shell shocked by halftime. 

I wouldn't be surprised to see their DL causing disruption which makes Q situation very worrying

Completely different dlines and styles. 

11 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Y’all take this bullshit somewhere else. Like off a cliff or somewhere. Doesn’t need to be on this board. 

Right on cue.

2 hours ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:


There isn’t. It is a group of 5 guys.

Following the model of Menudo, New Kids on the Block, N’Sync, Backstreet Boys and so many other boy bands.

33 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

We said that about Georgia based on their play heading into that game and we were totally shell shocked by halftime. 

I wouldn't be surprised to see their DL causing disruption which makes Q situation very worrying

Watch the film again.

It's been argued and beaten to death, but our offense's problems against UGA were more a function of Ewers' shitty footwork than the O-Line. Was it the best D-Line and Front 7 we've faced? Absolutely, but aggy ain't that good.

Agree that the QB situation is worrisome if Ewers is gimpy and plays scared like he did against UGA. Is Arch up to the task? Maybe we'll find out.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

@Zepol87 was the one who claimed that sports fans should know who they are.

 

I haven’t seen a lot of folks making fun, just wondering who the fuck they are.

I guess if you follow athletes on social media. They do things all the time with superstars. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Yeah, like everyone, which is why he is the lead dude on Gameday now. Popular culture has become completely meathead rotten. 

Yep.  I gotta say that I’m enthusiastically waiting for the first U.S. president to be elected to have sleeve and neck tattoos.  Of course the ink will be faded a bit.  There may be a few out there already that did not remove the barbed wire bicep and tramp stamp tattoos, but that’s different.

1 minute ago, 89Horn said:

Yep.  I gotta say that I’m enthusiastically waiting for the first U.S. president to be elected to have sleeve and neck tattoos.  Of course the ink will be faded a bit.  There may be a few out there already that did not remove the barbed wire bicep and tramp stamp tattoos, but that’s different.

I'm watching this shaboozy halftime show and I'm so fucking confused 

3 hours ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:


There isn’t. It is a group of 5 guys.

kinky

52 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

I guess if you follow athletes on social media. They do things all the time with superstars. 

Yeah, I follow sports.  I don't do social media much at all. Not at all the same thing.

57 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Watch the film again.

It's been argued and beaten to death, but our offense's problems against UGA were more a function of Ewers' shitty footwork than the O-Line. Was it the best D-Line and Front 7 we've faced? Absolutely, but aggy ain't that good.

Agree that the QB situation is worrisome if Ewers is gimpy and plays scared like he did against UGA. Is Arch up to the task? Maybe we'll find out.

It was the OL too

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The only dude perfect I fucking care about is that dude Quinn playing Perfect Saturday 

fun fact. dude perfect started because of the colt to Jordan boat throw on national tv. those dipshits were upset that espn was playing that clip and said we can do better. they did the same thing from a further distance and posted on YouTube. aggy jacked off to it and voila, they got their 15 minutes of fame. they are terrible of course but its all they got. 

15 minutes huh.
20 minutes ago, markstanco said:


15 minutes huh.

I’m well aware they are a very successful brand. Hell, they have a nerf line for gods sake. I was talking bout that 3 to 6 months when they first got famous and were on every hot damn show you can think of. 

35 minutes ago, WBT said:

It was the OL too

Yes, Campbell and Williams blew it a couple of plays. Was it the OL's worst game of the season? Absolutely

Nobody else has the personnel to do what UGA did to us. Certainly not aggy.

 

5 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Is Sark really trying to trot out a broken down Ewers on one leg? 

James Brown says “holla”

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

31-17 good guys

31-10

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

31-17 good guys

I’m gonna go with the perfect reverse jinx. I don’t see us scoring over 30

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