Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[huge 3766]

Cans of dog food also achieve such effects.

[NWBuck 8511]

6 hours ago, CoTex said:

the energy released when a can of chili explodes will launch coals into the tops of trees at pedernales falls, as well as launch coals all over you , your friends, and your friends mom’s new Acura legend.

Pics of friend's Mom's cans?

[Armybrat 40464]

 

[Chad Fuck 17259]

 

Probably more “lol” than “holy shit” but I’ll take it.

[pokeNbeans 203]

"Do you want me to pull it out"

hahahaha

[Doze 1306]

Those chicks drive the non-insured car home with no tickets if there wasn't a camera on him.

[CoTex 1157]

Those chicks get a police escort home some enhanced screening if younger and singler me is the copper.

[PvilleStang 2805]

Not sure if it's a rebadged GT, or a GT bumper on a cobra with a cloth interior swap, but either way, that car just makes me sad.  And get her a sandwich.

[Quagmire 2139]

So typical of a cyclist, traffic rules don’t apply to them.

[huge 3766]

I really hope that dizzy broad was drunk or high or something.  Otherwise...

[InkaUtexas 24820]

2 hours ago, Quagmire said:

 

 

So typical of a cyclist, traffic rules don’t apply to them.

 

Where she go? 

[Planet Houston 4918]

She had to have been fucking hammered.

[Incredulity 11141]

25 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

She had to have been fucking hammered.

CSB alert: I know a guy who got a DUI on a bicycle.  

[Don Keibals 113]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Where she go? 

heaven

[Buffsoldier 1895]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Where she go? 

Hollywood said, "WHERE'D WHOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOO?"

[Don Keibals 113]

On ‎7‎/‎15‎/‎2018 at 9:37 PM, Armybrat said:

 

[Macanudo 12649]

On 7/12/2018 at 5:01 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

That's strangely specific. Something you need to talk about?

We don't talk about slump busters around here.

[BlueGreySky 967]

unless you're vic.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

1 hour ago, BlueGreySky said:

unless you're vic.

Is it a slump buster if it's your go to?

[BlueGreySky 967]

point well made.

[ROFL BOX 6620]

3 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

She had to have been fucking hammered.

That bridge is her vice.

[luke duke 6359]

Is it a slump buster if it's your go to?

Exclusively fucking ones ensures there is never a slump. This is like the chicken and the egg question.

[ROFL BOX 6620]

Except it's probable that Vic hasn't put his dick in an egg.

[markstanco 12424]

On 7/17/2018 at 8:02 AM, Quagmire said:

 

 

So typical of a cyclist, traffic rules don’t apply to them.

 

Expectations:

[Underdog 27966]

33 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Except it's probable that Vic hasn't put his dick in an egg.

Maybe not an actual egg but plenty of egg shaped women. 

[deadshank 24644]

On 7/15/2018 at 9:37 PM, Armybrat said:

 

He passed on the chance to pat her down.  Rookie.

[Chad Fuck 17259]

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

He passed on the chance to pat her down.  Rookie.

He's no rookie.  He knew that camera was there.  

[AUS-97HORN 11546]

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

He passed on the chance to pat her down.  Rookie.

 

7 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

He's no rookie.  He knew that camera was there.  

that and he even said something like, "I dont think I need to pat you down because, due to [ IMPLIED: you wearing your bathing suit- which shows you arent hiding anything]"

[Chad Fuck 17259]

Camera's not there, she gets a cavity check, because you know, drugs and derringers.

[deadshank 24644]

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Camera's not there, she gets a cavity check, because you know, drugs and derringers.

Bringing new meaning to "cop a feel"

[Chad Fuck 17259]

Just now, deadshank said:

Bringing new meaning to "cop a feel"

I thought that was the origin of the statement?  

[SquishMitten 10368]

Actually, I believe referring to police as "cops" (shortened from "coppers") came from the early slang word "cop," meaning "to catch, pick up, or hold."

[Pato del Muerto 51914]

27 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Actually, I believe referring to police as "cops" (shortened from "coppers") came from the early slang word "cop," meaning "to catch, pick up, or hold."

[SizzleChest 8032]

20 hours ago, deadshank said:

Bringing new meaning to "cop a feel"

[kopp0e 1135]

News reporter drinks turd water to support Hati:

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9044]

I think that “I just pooped in that toilet” Okie woman was about to walk out of the bathroom without washing her hands. Classy. 

[Nole-4-Life 797]

On 7/17/2018 at 12:30 PM, Incredulity said:

CSB alert: I know a guy who got a DUI on a bicycle.  

Double CSB...I know a girl how got a DUI on a riding lawnmower.

[Parliament 13979]

Oklahoma.  Not even once.

[honolulu horn 6048]

Red shirt seemed awfully proud to have pooped in the toilet. Oklahoma.

[Don Keibals 113]

10 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Double CSB...I know a girl how got a DUI on a riding lawnmower.

Was she riding it to the liquor store?

 

 

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

Don’t care; got pooper









...water

[Nole-4-Life 797]

On 7/20/2018 at 6:07 PM, Don Keibals said:

Was she riding it to the liquor store?

 

 

Not sure...she rode all over town on it. And it wasn't nearly that nice.

[SurlyBDR 22349]

Hoooooooly fucking shit, he lost his shoe!

 

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh1L1WLb9Yv4a7HFWt

[Kennythetiger 9274]

The first 45 seconds of that fight were extremely boring.  Holy shit on the last 5.

[markstanco 12424]

Removing a van mirror with your leg cant feel too good. 

[jimmyjazz 45055]

Guy that stepped in to mediate . . . not smart.

[Bill Brasky 1414]

On 7/15/2018 at 9:37 PM, Armybrat said:

 

that looks like paradise road in front of the convention center 

[woohorn 1130]

Did knife boy steal mirror face's keys? Heads up move.

[clarythedrill 2]

On ‎7‎/‎19‎/‎2018 at 10:37 AM, SquishMitten said:

Actually, I believe referring to police as "cops" (shortened from "coppers") came from the early slang word "cop," meaning "to catch, pick up, or hold."

I have always thought that "Cop" was the correct pronunciation, but misspelling of the Gaelic word "Kaep", which means Chief or Protector?

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

19 minutes ago, clarythedrill said:

I have always thought that "Cop" was the correct pronunciation, but misspelling of the Gaelic word "Kaep", which means Chief or Protector?

Colin Kaepernick will be changing his name when he hears this.