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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday

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Just now, speed817 said:

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Well she probably meets Flood’s size standards

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16 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Graham and Billy about to tell the aggy fan base how this guy had better numbers than Coleman.

Those numbers are going to take a dip in 2026 with Marcel Reed throwing to him and an SEC schedule that isn’t full of bottom feeders.

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1 minute ago, speed817 said:

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These pieces of shit getting a taste of their own medicine after decades of cheating and having a competitive advantage will never get old.

33 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Damn, I leave and come back and everything is aces!

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you should go run some more errands

11 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Naked pics of your mom

Hey, if you get turned on by 80 year-old cancer patients, I'm not here to kink shame.

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17 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

I wonder if Hollywood is going to say goodbye to his classmates?

He was part of my group project, we are fucked.

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1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

“Hey, wanna come drop some balls with me at Texas?”

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2 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

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Eat shit you cheating scumbag.

We got BOTH Coleman and Smothers today?

But I thought portal season was over and sark wasn’t doing shit?!?

Yes they still need 1-2 OL. And Edge and another WR wouldn’t hurt either…but so that and they’ll have gone from a “disaster portal recruiting season where we’re losing everyone!!!” To pretty pretty good.

2 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

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Hey, at least the old boy was honest at the end.

10 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Well she probably meets Flood’s size standards

Wide enough but definitely too short

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

He realizes that when the team has to worry about Coleman beating them 40 yards down the field, all of a sudden he has a lot more grass to run into.

6 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Coleman is fine but we need to continue to focus on all the OL we whiffed on.

16 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Just missed

But but oil money!

27 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lulz. Bama not taking it well. Some bitter Bama fan just bet my best friend $1,000 that Texas wouldn't make the playoffs next year.

This must be the same Bama fan who said they’d kick the shit out of Indiana. Smart fan.

2 hours ago, Drew said:

Slow start obviously but has come on strong the last few days. The LB yesterday and cam today are good ones.

They messed up by going after guys not even in the portal and at places that were going to fight hard to keep them.

Still has work to do. But if they finish with and OL or two, another RB and edge and maybe then another WR would be a great finish

I bet it’s more simple than that. I’d bet Sark took over the portal conversations and sat Harris in the corner with his nose in a circle. It’s obvious in the retention aspect.

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4 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

@Thatguy Wingo is a work in progress as a receiver. But everything I've seen indicates he is a good teammate. He blocks his ass off and puts in the effort even when the play isn't for him.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

“Hey, wanna come drop some balls with me at Texas?”

Nah, Coleman will just make Wingo use more focussness on the ball.

Bill in Sinton; maybe

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6 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

They never actually spoke because Wingo kept dropping the call

11 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

you should go run some more errands

I still gotta go visit JC later. He usually comes through for me.

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Been a long ass week with holiday tourists bringing their influenza to the island so slept in and woke up to this shit. Who was that idiot trying to bet people if we’d take our portal class over Techs at the end of the portal season? Hope someone took him up on it lfggggggg

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4 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Today we will get a nice transfer. Keep the momentum up. I got a feeling

I’m not going to to say I called it but hell yeah. I know mr. Negative but I had a damn feeling and it was one heck of a feeling. Two monsters in one day.

Just now, Wayne said:

Obviously expected at this point. Good luck to him, kind of seems like he overplayed his hand.

2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

I still gotta go visit JC later. He usually comes through for me.

Hurry while supplies last.

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

He realizes that when the team has to worry about Coleman beating them 40 yards down the field, all of a sudden he has a lot more grass to run into.

and arch's numbers go up

and your numbers go up

and your teammate's numbers go up

and you move up to day 2 because your teammate is moving up to day 2

and so on and so on and so on

I find it hilarious that every year, every recruit regardless of where they're heading is apparently making $$20m dollars now. The numbers will reach the trillions in 2028. Fans are fucking dumb. We're not paying $7m to any recruit, no matter how good they are. We wouldn't pay Jeremiah Smith $7m, and he's the best WR in the country, hands down. Cody Campbell might be the only terminally retarded person on earth to even attempt something that stupid. Good businessman, but terrible strategy just throwing money at whomever. Other than that, no one else would even come close. You would literally have to pay that much to live in Lubbock, and that would be the only reason.

1 hour ago, Bodowned said:

Dumb/serious question: I assume that the Hollywood Smothers recruitment is something we’re transparent about when we’re taking Raleek Brown’s commitment? Or is it a situation where you take Smothers no matter what regardless of if it upsets Raleek?

Read the motherfucking thread /sydney

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I bet it’s more simple than that. I’d bet Sark took over the portal conversations and sat Harris in the corner with his nose in a circle. It’s obvious in the retention aspect.

Nah, can’t be that. You’ve personally assured us that Sark is far too big of a pussy to do something like that, even on the rare occasions that he’s sober.

I don't think we got two major portal RBs for Arch's number of carries to stay the same. It's probably a point of emphasis to reduce his exposure to tacklers. Even with all this, we aren't doing much if Arch is on the sidelines.

21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

These pieces of shit getting a taste of their own medicine after decades of cheating and having a competitive advantage will never get old.

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11 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

He realizes that when the team has to worry about Coleman beating them 40 yards down the field, all of a sudden he has a lot more grass to trip over.

fify

12 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

I know Anwar’s reputation is that he’s a useful idiot (not in dispute here), but I do think the staff’s reluctance to part with Wingo is one part belief in his potential, and one part out of respect for his work ethic, leadership, team fit, i.e. a lot of those soft skills the market is probably unlikely to reward but players notice.

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