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eat Chinese food directly from the square carton with chopsticks.  I've never seen a real person do that. Not ever.   

Put the Kung Pao (Gil likes is chicken spicy) over a little rice on a plate or in a bowl.  That's how real people do it. 

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

eat Chinese food directly from the square carton with chopsticks.  I've never seen a real person do that. Not ever.   

Put the Kung Pao (Gil likes is chicken spicy) over a little rice on a plate or in a bowl.  That's how real people do it. 

The cartons are literally plates. It's what they were designed for.  So yeah, the people in TV shows and movies are doing it slightly wrong, but it's only because they aren't fully utilizing the cartons the way they were designed.

 

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5 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I've never seen a real person do that. Not ever.   

I've seen people eat straight from the container many times. I've never seen someone dump it on a plate to eat. Do you use fine China to be authentic or just some generic crap like a heathen?

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10 minutes ago, mdleast said:

always have one or two baguettes poking out of the top of their brown paper grocery sack

And the grocery sack is perfectly rectangular with no creases or wrinkles where there shouldn't be

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9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

 My girlfriend finishes at the same time as me pretty often. 

So you can't make her come twice? Weird humblebrag.

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Come at the same time.

And after sex, for some reason, the woman becomes very bashful. She pulls the covers up to her neck, and then when she gets out of bed she takes the comforter with her, wrapped around about 98% of her body.
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eat Chinese food directly from the square carton with chopsticks.  I've never seen a real person do that. Not ever.   
Put the Kung Pao (Gil likes is chicken spicy) over a little rice on a plate or in a bowl.  That's how real people do it. 

First thought: Aykroyd saying “This magnificent feast represents the last of the petty cash.”
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4 hours ago, Red Five said:


And after sex, for some reason, the woman becomes very bashful. She pulls the covers up to her neck, and then when she gets out of bed she takes the comforter with her, wrapped around about 98% of her body.

Never seen this, even in the BTS versions.  

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If anyone in San Antonio likes local improv comedy for mature audiences, I recommend going to see “Holding Pattern” at the Blind Tiger comedy club this Saturday at 10PM.

tickets are $13 in advance.  
https://blindtigercomedy.club/events/5bc448ce-a826-4733-a229-884745bfa701

It’s a great date night option too… it’s a small venue with a full bar upstairs.

Anyway, I know a guy in this troupe and I thought I’d pass the word along.  You’ll laugh your ass off.

thanks for supporting local comedy 

/threadjack

 

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6 hours ago, mdleast said:

always have one or two baguettes poking out of the top of their brown paper grocery sack

This is a cinematic trick to prevent the audience from being distracted about what secrets could be in that bag. If you have a brown paper bag with a baguette sticking out of it then the audience just knows it's groceries without even thinking about it.

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9 hours ago, Helobious said:

You sound bad at sex. My girlfriend finishes at the same time as me pretty often. 

Your hand orgasms when you do?

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22 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The cartons are literally plates. It's what they were designed for.  So yeah, the people in TV shows and movies are doing it slightly wrong, but it's only because they aren't fully utilizing the cartons the way they were designed.

 

mind blow wow GIF

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On 6/9/2025 at 9:53 PM, Gil Bang said:

eat Chinese food directly from the square carton with chopsticks.  I've never seen a real person do that. Not ever.   

Put the Kung Pao (Gil likes is chicken spicy) over a little rice on a plate or in a bowl.  That's how real people do it. 

They assume it's how the goyim actually live. 

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9 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

There is always an empty parking space directly in front of the place they are going

Car commercials are really bad about this. 

8 hours ago, DallasHorn26 said:

Except for Friday, Something About Mary, and Dumb & Dumber, people rarely go to the bathroom in movies.

Tom Hanks likes to drain his lizard in movies... 

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On 6/11/2025 at 9:13 AM, DallasHorn26 said:

Except for Friday, Something About Mary, and Dumb & Dumber, people rarely go to the bathroom in movies.

 

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