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It’s all fucking coaching.

 

Shanahan would have Dak as one of the best QBs in all of football.

 

 

Dallas? Marty Schottenheimer’s son who NO ONE ELSE wanted to hire.

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Just now, mdmost said:

Packers and Micah next week. I'm sure everything will turn out great. 

Yea Micah already had his motivation, after the Pack bungled it to the Browns today he's got the entire team onboard.

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I hope Micah does shit.

Literally.

Strip sacks Dak, runs it back for a touchdown, then runs to the star like TO and actually drops his pants and takes a massive shit on the star at midfield.

After he puts a photo of Jerry on top of it.

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8 guys on a text chain. Not only was there not one text about the game, ALL 8 didn’t watch the game. We all had other stuff to do. Suck it, Jerry. 

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I think believing that the Cowboys are going to do squat until someone with sense is hired as a GM is fool’s gold. Ain’t never gonna happen no matter who they get in FA or who they draft. They ain’t winning shit. 

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40 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I hope Micah does shit.

Literally.

Strip sacks Dak, runs it back for a touchdown, then runs to the star like TO and actually drops his pants and takes a massive shit on the star at midfield.

After he puts a photo of Jerry on top of it.

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44 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I hope Micah does shit.

Literally.

Strip sacks Dak, runs it back for a touchdown, then runs to the star like TO and actually drops his pants and takes a massive shit on the star at midfield.

After he puts a photo of Jerry on top of it.

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32 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

8 guys on a text chain. Not only was there not one text about the game, ALL 8 didn’t watch the game. We all had other stuff to do. Suck it, Jerry. 

I watched it through redzone. That’s how I know I don’t care 

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Fuck me. I just figured out how to fix Jerry. So fucking easy. 
 

Start a social media campaign that we all agree jerrah was the actual brain behind the Super Bowls. Jimmy didn’t even know how to draft people. He will smile and hopefully die happy. Then all we have to do is sink his yacht when rest of family is on it. 
Easy. 
 

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6 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Fuck me. I just figured out how to fix Jerry. So fucking easy. 
 

Start a social media campaign that we all agree jerrah was the actual brain behind the Super Bowls. Jimmy didn’t even know how to draft people. He will smile and hopefully die happy. Then all we have to do is sink his yacht when rest of family is on it. 
Easy. 
 

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8 guys on a text chain. Not only was there not one text about the game, ALL 8 didn’t watch the game. We all had other stuff to do. Suck it, Jerry. 

I was on a shredder at the lease then planted some clover and rye grass and dragged it. None of my text group texted. Literally just saw the score about 15 minutes ago. So much happier not letting this club wreck my mondays.
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2 minutes ago, markstanco said:


I was on a shredder at the lease then planted some clover and rye grass and dragged it. None of my text group texted. Literally just saw the score about 15 minutes ago. So much happier not letting this club wreck my mondays.

This is the number 1 thing that will maybe get shit done. 
 

When people quit talking or watching you. That is the only thing in the world that jerrah cares about. 

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