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It’s all fucking coaching.

 

Shanahan would have Dak as one of the best QBs in all of football.

 

 

Dallas? Marty Schottenheimer’s son who NO ONE ELSE wanted to hire.

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Just now, mdmost said:

Packers and Micah next week. I'm sure everything will turn out great. 

Yea Micah already had his motivation, after the Pack bungled it to the Browns today he's got the entire team onboard.

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I hope Micah does shit.

Literally.

Strip sacks Dak, runs it back for a touchdown, then runs to the star like TO and actually drops his pants and takes a massive shit on the star at midfield.

After he puts a photo of Jerry on top of it.

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8 guys on a text chain. Not only was there not one text about the game, ALL 8 didn’t watch the game. We all had other stuff to do. Suck it, Jerry. 

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I think believing that the Cowboys are going to do squat until someone with sense is hired as a GM is fool’s gold. Ain’t never gonna happen no matter who they get in FA or who they draft. They ain’t winning shit. 

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40 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I hope Micah does shit.

Literally.

Strip sacks Dak, runs it back for a touchdown, then runs to the star like TO and actually drops his pants and takes a massive shit on the star at midfield.

After he puts a photo of Jerry on top of it.

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44 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I hope Micah does shit.

Literally.

Strip sacks Dak, runs it back for a touchdown, then runs to the star like TO and actually drops his pants and takes a massive shit on the star at midfield.

After he puts a photo of Jerry on top of it.

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32 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

8 guys on a text chain. Not only was there not one text about the game, ALL 8 didn’t watch the game. We all had other stuff to do. Suck it, Jerry. 

I watched it through redzone. That’s how I know I don’t care 

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Fuck me. I just figured out how to fix Jerry. So fucking easy. 
 

Start a social media campaign that we all agree jerrah was the actual brain behind the Super Bowls. Jimmy didn’t even know how to draft people. He will smile and hopefully die happy. Then all we have to do is sink his yacht when rest of family is on it. 
Easy. 
 

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6 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Fuck me. I just figured out how to fix Jerry. So fucking easy. 
 

Start a social media campaign that we all agree jerrah was the actual brain behind the Super Bowls. Jimmy didn’t even know how to draft people. He will smile and hopefully die happy. Then all we have to do is sink his yacht when rest of family is on it. 
Easy. 
 

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8 guys on a text chain. Not only was there not one text about the game, ALL 8 didn’t watch the game. We all had other stuff to do. Suck it, Jerry. 

I was on a shredder at the lease then planted some clover and rye grass and dragged it. None of my text group texted. Literally just saw the score about 15 minutes ago. So much happier not letting this club wreck my mondays.
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2 minutes ago, markstanco said:


I was on a shredder at the lease then planted some clover and rye grass and dragged it. None of my text group texted. Literally just saw the score about 15 minutes ago. So much happier not letting this club wreck my mondays.

This is the number 1 thing that will maybe get shit done. 
 

When people quit talking or watching you. That is the only thing in the world that jerrah cares about. 

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48 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

8 guys on a text chain. Not only was there not one text about the game, ALL 8 didn’t watch the game. We all had other stuff to do. Suck it, Jerry. 

 

6 minutes ago, markstanco said:


I was on a shredder at the lease then planted some clover and rye grass and dragged it. None of my text group texted. Literally just saw the score about 15 minutes ago. So much happier not letting this club wreck my mondays.

8 of us from Elementary school in Dallas have a group thread since college.  Like 2000 or 2001.  We averaged probably a couple hundred messages every Saturday and Sunday upt til last year.  Today? Two.  We will not miss Jerry when he dies.

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3 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I just texted my buddies and none of them have even heard of the Cowboys. Take that Jerry. 

lol yea that dumb shit is silly. It was game of the week on at every bar in multiple countries. Im in SoCal and it was still on here during SF vs AZ at least on my fox stream. That doesn’t mean anything other than mire people can watch the cowboys embarrass themselves and more eyes is all the leadership wands 

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11 hours ago, Shaddie said:

This is the number 1 thing that will maybe get shit done. 
 

When people quit talking or watching you. That is the only thing in the world that jerrah cares about. 

I swear to fucking Christ we have had the same conversation about this shit for the last 20 years.

First of all, people are never going to quit talking or watching the Cowboys. So it's a dumb fantasy to hope that some day Jerry looks around at an empty stadium and says "by golly something must be done!"

 

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