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Ah, yes, the 181 lbs of meat and Mercedes humblebrag thread.

Next up: the 182 lbs of potatoes and BMW humblebrag thread.

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1 minute ago, markstanco said:


No idea what’s going on. Read about 2 paragraphs, my adhd kicked in, scrolled, and I’m here.

TL; DR flat tire disaster averted and tight ends dinner was hilarious. 

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3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Neat. Endries didn’t get the Burnt Ends schpiel until today? 

Yep, first time meeting or interacting with him. He thought it was super cool and fun. 

I can't reiterate how interested they are in throwing a party during bye week to watch the games. 

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1 hour ago, bschoolprof said:

Well I thought it was a very lovely story. 

 

Hell yeah great stuff -- include this in the rap 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Spencer Shannon is there to greet me. We say whats up...

You missed an opportunity to remind Shannon of how a fire drill is supposed to work.

Thanks for your effort with the tailgate. Looking forward to it.

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Love that Endries is interested in Burnt Ends. Gotta keep the TEs involved. Also, for the tires you should have gotten towed to a 24 hour tire shop. They're a lot cheaper than the dealership for new and used tires.  

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4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Love that Endries is interested in Burnt Ends. Gotta keep the TEs involved. Also, for the tires you should have gotten towed to a 24 hour tire shop. They're a lot cheaper than the dealership for new and used tires.  

Not for pirelli p zeros. It's all the same. 

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Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Gotcha. You're absolutely right about that.

They don't even have them anywhere in Austin I checked discount, a few other tire shops and tire rack. Dealership called this morning and Monday is the soonest they could get any even within the dealer network or the warehouse. 

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10 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Ah, yes, the 181 lbs of meat and Mercedes humblebrag thread.

Next up: the 182 lbs of potatoes and BMW humblebrag thread.

Does this mean we can now call immamac's car the meat wagon? 

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10 hours ago, markstanco said:


No idea what’s going on. Read about 2 paragraphs, my adhd kicked in, scrolled, and I’m here.

Same!

Started reading a couple of paragraphs, but when the tire blew 🛞💨, I thought…

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…but really, I just couldn’t focus.

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2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

How much of a meat sweat did you have last night?

Not much tbh. I was trying to write that post between getting my car towed and coming back. 

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20 hours ago, immamac said:

I said oh man you aren't gonna record my wish? He goes well what is your wish? I said "I wish arch manning didn't have the yips" they all died laughing.

Best part. Good work 

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4 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

O ya? You racing dudes for pinks in a hatchback, Vin Diesel?

Considering its faster than every mass production Ferrari until 2016 and every non z06 corvette ever made, yeah I'd race most anyone lol 

As we walked out they thought i had this corvette that was parked out front - I told them my car is faster then they were intrigued. Nick Townsend thought his car was cool, then I told him I drove a station wagon. He thought I was trolling then he walked up on the car and was like bro this ain't faster than shit you cap. Then I started it and revved it up - he freaked out and wanted to hop in. He asked what the top speed was. I said 198. He sat there in disbelief then revved the engine himself.

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I got sick of replacing Goodyear's on the MB every 20k, so I said fuck that, and switched to Bridgestones and after 40k  they still have meat on them.  

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