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Also, in "that is one of the most Brisketexan things ever" news, there's this:

Cleaning out my parents' house after my dad's death.  They kept....EVERYTHING.  Seriously, like stacks of those little notepads my dad would carry in his shirt pocket.  We have a million of those.  Last weekend, we were really tackling all the papers pretty hard.  I'm going through those notepads, and I get one that's from what looks to be around 1978.  My dad was clearly pondering some investment ideas/ways to make money.  His current job had him traveling to Louisiana for probably two weeks a month; he knew S. Louisiana like the back of his hand.

So, I get to the page where he listed what he thought were his best three options.  I can't even remember what the other two were, but there in the #1 spot was

"Popeye's franchise?"

Imagine that.  Familia Brisketexan coulda been the folks who brought Popeyes to Texas.  What coulda been....

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Just now, Incredulity said:

this is the WORST telling of a Susanna Hoffs story ever.... wait,  what?

If you'll write me some Susanna Hoffs fan-fic involving young Brisketexan and some Popeyes....I'll read it.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

If you'll write me some Susanna Hoffs fan-fic involving young Brisketexan and some Popeyes....I'll read it.

This is a board of degenerates, but I'm not sure even we want to read "Brisket verily admitted that he'd crawl through broken glass to let Susanna Hoffs shit in his mouth, as long as her last meal was Popeye's."

But now they're going to read it anyway. 

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Needs “Dear Penthouse Forum” opening and writing in the first person.  
 

Dear Penthouse Forum,

 

I never thought it would happen to me.  As I entered the room I found Susanna and her moist bosom delicately glistening from sweat our eyes locked and she noticed the much more profuse trails of sweat on my forehead a result of rapid thrusting consumption of a 6 piece basket of spicy Popeyes chicken….

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56 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Needs “Dear Penthouse Forum” opening and writing in the first person.  
 

Dear Penthouse Forum,

 

I never thought it would happen to me.  As I entered the room I found Susanna and her moist bosom delicately glistening from sweat our eyes locked and she noticed the much more profuse trails of sweat on my forehead a result of rapid thrusting consumption of a 6 piece basket of spicy Popeyes chicken….

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6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

At what point does supply and demand bring prices down? At these levels, beef consumption has to be down significantly. 

That’s not how things work. Remember reading about the Great Depression?

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