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  • You can't use homophobic slurs dude. If it was the funny internet stylized one that's a maybe, but we aren't running around saying the n word the f word the k word the s word etc. Keep your racist, ho

  • TXsuxBIGdix
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    Tenn Vol here. Y’all suck collectively as a fan base…but still pulling for your worthless overrated team against OU.

  • Taking our 16 year old son his first Tex-ou game, so I’m pumped. LFG!! Kid got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes in July so a bit of a tricky situation, but he’s excited as well. 

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31 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Our HC was quoted this week in an interview for KBVO that runs Saturday: 

Exact Quote: “Everybody wants the bragging rights, everybody wants the Golden Hat. Also, the reality of the SEC and conference play, we stubbed our toe in week one, we’re 0-1 in conference play, we’ve got to get back on the winning board in conference play. We’ve got a lot of conference games to go, and this is the next one, and this is the most important one.”

And at least he GETS how important beating OU is even if he thinks losing in the Swamp is a toe stubbing moment. 
 

OU sucks. I don’t care who is playing QB for OU or if they even use a total of three people to play QB. I do care about their defensive schemes and talking about how we can score some points in order to you know, win. 

 I don't care if we have to kick 10 FG’s  and hand off 73 times. we should be able to win this game. 27-10 damnit. 🤘🏼

 

 

Ten field goals . . . 10 X 3 = ??? Uh . . . c'mon, y'all. I was told there wouldn't be no maths. 

3 Coupon beer at Jacks French fries on Cotton Bowl Plaza, North side. It’s Busch Light, drinkable 

23 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

Ten field goals . . . 10 X 3 = ??? Uh . . . c'mon, y'all. I was told there wouldn't be no maths. 

 

well if you kick 30 field goals, you are certain to miss one. 

 

The number at my site's gone from 'Horns -3 to blowu -1, a 4-point swing. (It went from -3 to -1, then held there until today's late flip to blowu.) The total went from 42.5 to 44.5. I assume both those recent moves are a result of Mateer rumored to be playing. I further assume, in light of our first 5 games, that blowu minus only 1 is a function of the strength of our national brand--well, that and the pure unpredictability of this game--the best rivalry in all of sport.

I guess I'm going to listen to my heart, not my head, and keep my money in my pocket. Y'all? 

1 minute ago, Royale with cheese said:

The number at my site's gone from 'Horns -3 to blowu -1, a 4-point swing. (It went from -3 to -1, then held there until today's late flip to blowu.) The total went from 42.5 to 44.5. I assume both those recent moves are a result of Mateer rumored to be playing. I further assume, in light of our first 5 games, that blowu minus only 1 is a function of the strength of our national brand--well, that and the pure unpredictability of this game--the best rivalry in all of sport.

I guess I'm going to listen to my heart, not my head, and keep my money in my pocket. Y'all? 

I did my usual bet with my mentor. Loves OU, did not go to school there. But he was a journalist in Norman for a long time. We have been doing the same bet, a hat bought from the university's book store since 2002. Yeah, their store has more money than the CoOp. 

That said. 

Fuck OU. 

9 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

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Holy shit. I legitimately had a visceral reaction to this and got nauseous. Fuck allllllllll of that. 

Those of you saying "Mateer isn't playing lol" and similar are wrong.

I predict bag o' dicks Jr not only allows Mateer to fully dress out and be in the 2 deep, the arrogant stupid fuck will put him out there first snap on offense.

If I'm wrong I like my crow roasted and with plenty of Louisiana hot sauce.

13 minutes ago, ousux said:

Those of you saying "Mateer isn't playing lol" and similar are wrong.

I predict bag o' dicks Jr not only allows Mateer to fully dress out and be in the 2 deep, the arrogant stupid fuck will put him out there first snap on offense.

If I'm wrong I like my crow roasted and with plenty of Louisiana hot sauce.

if he plays then the whole injury and surgery were all fiction. 
 

Either way it don’t make a shit. He’s as overrated as their defense.  We win comfortably if he plays, blowout if he doesn’t. 

7 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

The offense had a punch last year? News to me. We struggled to score points for long stretches in most games and many of us thought that would change this year.

And it turns out that was just foolishness.  Untested QB, big refresh on the OL.

9 hours ago, scramblyn said:

Fuck hate speech. You should know better. 
 

You’re kidding right? 

He directed the post at me.  My question was to suggest that if he's going to get in the habit of addressing people in such a discourteous manner, he should own it.

It can be edited here, but there's no such opportunity in person.  In that instance, he'll likely wind up wearing his own ass as a hat.

 

On 10/5/2025 at 4:42 PM, Constant said:

Here’s a look at Hawkins from yesterday. He had some careless moments that would’ve been turnovers against better teams, but he also made some great throws. I don’t expect Texas to be able to run the ball at all, and I think Manning might want to figure out some survival skills on passing plays.

IIRC Rattler came off the bench and made perfect throws.  Penix made perfect throws against us in the semifinal game.  Burrows made perfect throws.  And in all those games the receivers made amazing, circus catches using only two fingers.  

58 minutes ago, ousux said:

Those of you saying "Mateer isn't playing lol" and similar are wrong.

I predict bag o' dicks Jr not only allows Mateer to fully dress out and be in the 2 deep, the arrogant stupid fuck will put him out there first snap on offense.

If I'm wrong I like my crow roasted and with plenty of Louisiana hot sauce.

After Mobilehoma saw gata beat us with Gimp-Lagway, they feel emboldened to do the same thing to try to beat us with their own Gimp.

I wouldn't be surprised to see them run some of same plays gata used to beat us.

FUCK MOBILEHOMA!

FUCK BARRY SWITZER!

Know what? We gone lose this one. It is going to hurt.  

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29 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Looking at that the profile pic that kid matured into the Oklahoma adult anybody could have predicted that he would. 

20 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Looking at that the profile pic that kid matured into the Oklahoma adult anybody could have predicted that he would. 

Mullet or ponytail?

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Looks like he might be wearing an Oklahoma DOC-issued shirt there.

 

33 minutes ago, TOR said:

Know what? We gone lose this one. It is going to hurt.  

 

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5 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Others aren't drinking enough and that also shows

Im hammered and never mind

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Hah I really am

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

And of course, we have the far superior meme:

 

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53 minutes ago, TOR said:

Know what? We gone lose this one. It is going to hurt.  

 

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Just can't relate to crying over a loss. Guess I never cared that much.

I was around the same age when I witnessed The Comeback. Not even that made me cry.

2 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

if he plays then the whole injury and surgery were all fiction. 
 

Either way it don’t make a shit. He’s as overrated as their defense.  We win comfortably if he plays, blowout if he doesn’t. 

Lol.  I’m taking more bets.  Can roll the 1k I already won off Wulaw.  LFG

Fuck ou. Fuck them. Fuck them so hard. 

fuck ou. 

4 of Oklahoma's Offensive Linemen are OUT for Saturday. 
They probably have to go deep in their depth chart before they get to O-Linemen worse than ours. 

OU is a self perpetuating dick sucking ouroboros of dick sucking perpetuity.

Someone tell chatgpt to make that

3 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Just can't relate to crying over a loss. Guess I never cared that much.

I was around the same age when I witnessed The Comeback. Not even that made me cry.

what do you have against lisa kudrow?

27 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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The one guy in the Little Green Men hat from Toy Story still kills me every time I see this.

8 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

OU sucks more than everyone on surly. 

the big bang theory sheldon GIF

 

3 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Just can't relate to crying over a loss. Guess I never cared that much.

I was around the same age when I witnessed The Comeback. Not even that made me cry.

I didn't tear up when the Oilers had that little problem with the Buffalo Bills.

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4 hours ago, The Dog said:

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3:01 a.m. and OU Still Sucks

ive never been less excited for this game...

ive never been less excited for this game...

In my experience with TX\OU, low expectations can be a good thing..,
34 minutes ago, TxTower said:


In my experience with TX\OU, low expectations can be a good thing..,

Then I'm in a good place.

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