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"Muthafucka, you filling out a signup sheet at a damn underage sex trafficking criminal conspiracy involving Congressmen?" 

"Good point.  You guys cool with a digital trail on Venmo?"

"Cool, cool."  

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

This seems as good a place as any for this:

 

The new GOP messaging is going all in on calling liberals groomers and pedophiles and there's actual pretty obvious goddamned groomers in their own caucus. 

For a party obsessed with child sex, there sure are a lot of child brides.  I wonder why.

2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

This seems as good a place as any for this:

 

The new GOP messaging is going all in on calling liberals groomers and pedophiles and there's actual pretty obvious goddamned groomers in their own caucus. 

John's probably watching TN HB 233's progress intently:

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Opponents of the bill (HB 233) say it would eliminate an age requirement, and in some instances, open the door for a coverup of child sex abuse.

The bill’s sponsor, Tom Leatherwood (R-Arlington) said the law being considered would add a new marriage option for Tennesseans. “So, all this bill does is give an alternative form of marriage for those pastors and other individuals who have a conscientious objection to the current pathway to marriage in our law.”

But missing from the bill are age requirements, opening the door for possible child marriages. Something the bill sponsor acknowledged during a Children and Family Affairs subcommittee. “There is not an explicit age limit,” Leatherwood said.

Who knows? John may be in the market for a new model in the next few years ... 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Mike Flynn and Jill Stein were the other two useful idiots he used to push Russian propaganda. They should be made to explain as well.

30 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

Well, looks the script of "Soul Man 2" is gonna write itself.  

4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

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3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Feels like this should be national fucking news.  Not just twitter news.  Seriously, this is disturbing as fuck.  And yet, not unexpected.  Any word from our conservative lurkers?  All good?

33 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well, looks the script of "Soul Man 2" is gonna write itself.  

Or a new edition to the Gay section of Pornhub.

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

 

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That looks like Johnny Manziel.  The fuck you do to the Care Bears, sickie?  

From the guy who made his name on "economic anxiety."

 

8 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

 

i'm sure our resident right wing nuts will tell us how normal and good this is.  Cunts. 

If all these people were to die today the world would be a better place tomorrow.  

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

i'm sure our resident right wing nuts will tell us how normal and good this is.  Cunts. 

He hates George Soros too!

11 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again--the radical republican party and it's radical republicans only use Black people as props so they can say "see, if I was racist would I do this with a Black person!?!?!?"  while at the same time, not understanding is racism is nuanced.  And then sometimes, I think they know exactly what they are doing and are banking on the stupidity of who votes for radical republicans. 

 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

I think they know exactly what they are doing and are banking on the stupidity of who votes for radical republicans

Why wouldn't they do that?  It's a stone-cold lock of a bet.

12 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 


maybe he’s half black ?

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

If all these people were to die today the world would be a better place tomorrow.  


I’ve been pushing hard for maga / gqp suicides to own the libs, but they’re a bunch of pussies 

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23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


I’ve been pushing hard for maga / gqp suicides to own the libs, but they’re a bunch of pussies 

Already happened. How many thousands died after refusing to take the vaccine? Virtue signaling straight into a coffin.

first work happy hour in ~ 2 years  on Monday.  talking with some co-workers and Trump comes up. 

CW - "he's just like us"

me - "so you grew up in a Manhattan penthouse with a father who gave you $50M to start your business?"

CW - "well, no.  I guess he's not like us, but he fights for us"

**walks away**

 

1 hour ago, gyroprotagonist said:

first work happy hour in ~ 2 years  on Monday.  talking with some co-workers and Trump comes up. 

CW - "he's just like us"

me - "so you grew up in a Manhattan penthouse with a father who gave you $50M to start your business?"

CW - "well, no.  I guess he's not like us, but he fights for us"

me - "oh, you're Vladimir Putin"

 

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31 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

daw cmon, no need to be so alarmist! It's not like the american conservative movement has been deifying orban and putin for going on five years now or anything

 

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1 hour ago, Captainant said:

daw cmon, no need to be so alarmist! It's not like the american conservative movement has been deifying orban and putin for going on five years now or anything

 

 

"others are alarmed"

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22 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

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I don’t think this would have happened without the election of Trump.

5 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I don’t think this would have happened without the election of Trump.


they were self serving idiots before trump, trump just made it ok to be open and up front about it 

On 4/2/2022 at 2:26 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Bill nailed it this week.

 

Even when I agree with what he's saying, I can't watch that smarmy cocksucker.

3 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Even when I agree with what he's saying, I can't watch that smarmy cocksucker.

Now imagine he’s Matthew McConaughey.

On 4/5/2022 at 5:08 PM, wildcat09 said:

This seems as good a place as any for this:

 

The new GOP messaging is going all in on calling liberals groomers and pedophiles and there's actual pretty obvious goddamned groomers in their own caucus. 

 

 

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

The thing about Wikipedia is that someone can just put it right back in. 

 

Every accusation is a confession, exhibit 11 billion.
Super pro-life, family values party….who also said this….which is an actual quote from one of his online chats:

“And, he commented, “I can’t stop thinking about touching, raping, and killing a newborn baby, been hard all morning.””

The more the GQP accuses people of something, the more they are doing it themselves.
25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Shocked that Charlie Kirk staff is on this too. Shocked 

 

These fucking people. And I have so many friends who vote for them. Takes every bit of will power not to just go off. 

On 4/5/2022 at 8:54 PM, Neonmoon said:

 

Setting aside WHICH foreign country for a moment, is it not absolutely fucking insane for an American PAC or other political organization to host a convention on foreign soil?

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