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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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12 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I believe he did, sir. I missed that.

I mean, political correctness has definitely run a bit amok, but that would be pretty close to a new low in condescension as far as Capitol Hill is concerned.

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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fyi, 40 pack of trojan condoms are $14 at costco. start stocking up 

I hope my wife thinks I'm sponge-worthy.

Anti-abortion crowd does double take at Prager:

(Plus love Popehat's comment. Fred Rogers made a distinction between affirming to each child their humanity and uniqueness and what purpose that affirmation and recognition serves to children )

 

19 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

No Kemp fan, but it sounds to me like he was gracefully brushing off some crazy dude.

9 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Anti-abortion crowd does double take at Prager:

(Plus love Popehat's comment. Fred Rogers made a distinction between affirming to each child their humanity and uniqueness and what purpose that affirmation and recognition serves to children )

 

 

that needs to be a campaign ad

4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 

They just really don't like that first clause in the Bill of Rights.  But also the Constitution is sacrosanct.

9 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Anti-abortion crowd does double take at Prager:

(Plus love Popehat's comment. Fred Rogers made a distinction between affirming to each child their humanity and uniqueness and what purpose that affirmation and recognition serves to children )

 

 

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

Deplorable was too nice.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

They just really don't like that first clause in the Bill of Rights.  But also the Constitution is sacrosanct.

They also had two choices as to where they would put the cross, and they chose poorly.  I mean, shouldn't the image reflect the current flag as much as possible?

17 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

No Kemp fan, but it sounds to me like he was gracefully brushing off some crazy dude.

Trying not to offend the loonies is how the GQP got here. 

10 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Glen: Don't you get it? It's funny cuz they have no water!

 

and they're a bunch of poor blacks 

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Republican Jesus is pretty good

 

On 9/16/2022 at 4:18 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

 

Wow, what a sorry excuse for a leader. People don’t have potable water and he’s glad not to be there. Sounds like Ted Cruz. 

5 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Wow, what a sorry excuse for a leader. People don’t have potable water and he’s glad not to be there. Sounds like Ted Cruz. 

I'll give him a second chance if he tours the state in the back of a pick-up truck alongside a dwarf who sweeps a broom back and forth.

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I’m easy to see action, not months and months of talk 

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On 9/17/2022 at 6:52 PM, Sbbruin said:

Republican Jesus is pretty good

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Well, she's no Lawrence Knox.

 

Sorry, not politically related but I needed a palette cleanser after the last two posts.
 

 

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Sorry, not politically related but I needed a palette cleanser after the last two posts.
 

 

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How many still worship at the alter of the Dotard?

 

How many still worship at the alter of the Dotard?
 

Too many.
2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Goddamn, who this Jo and how do I marry her:

 

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2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Goddamn, who this Jo and how do I marry her:

 

 

 

Wait…people are calling her fat? Wtf? And ugly? Wtf? What is wrong with people? I am 100% certain that everyone saying that shit has never been with a woman 1/10th as attractive as her. Empowered incels, all of em.
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


Wait…people are calling her fat? Wtf? And ugly? Wtf? What is wrong with people? I am 100% certain that everyone saying that shit has never been with a woman 1/10th as attractive as her. Empowered incels, all of em.

 

you hard dicks stay away, im already working the dm's !

3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Goddamn, who this Jo and how do I marry her:

 

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

you hard dicks stay away, im already working the dm's !

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2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Goddamn, who this Jo and how do I marry her

You get the fuck in line, apparently.

On 9/19/2022 at 8:26 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Just saw that on Colbert. I’m not sure what she’s trying to accomplish with that abortion.

Hey lady, you’re in Utah. Maybe you should’ve gone with Jazz. 

Michael Flynn should’ve had his citizenship revoked and been deported from the country. Is it too late for that? Could we just drop him off in St. Petersburg, DeSantis-style?

That clip is unbelievable.  "They're putting components of robotics into us."  Fucking wow. 

Just so I am on the same page with this “general” and all the anti-vax Q people.

Here is what I know

There was a global conspiracy that involved 10s of millions of not 100s of millions of people to create a fake virus that led to 10s of millions of deaths before the vaccine was available. Then a vaccine was made to track everyone through microchips (when almost everyone carries a phone that does the same thing). Because the Q people weren’t going to be fooled by this and didn’t take the vaccine, the evil libtard world order, which is so deep state that it controls all governments from all countries, will next go to making everyone a cyborg so they can control them for reasons.

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