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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Fucking bigoted cunt. 

17 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

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Germans/ Pearl Harbor, etc.

At least he owned it and apologized instead of screaming fake news, do your own research. 

"Protect religious liberty" is exactly the opposite of what she wants.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Germans/ Pearl Harbor, etc.

At least he owned it and apologized instead of screaming fake news, do your own research. 

Owned/apologized for what? Lying for Trump from day one? Or dancing on a stupid tv show?

I have no idea what you’re talking about. 

54 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Watch your corn hole, bud!

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Owned/apologized for what? Lying for Trump from day one? Or dancing on a stupid tv show?

I have no idea what you’re talking about. 

His reply to the tweet pointing out he fucked up:

Unless the words ‘sorry’ and ‘apologies’ have a different meaning in your world.  I mean it’s pretty obvious.

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

His reply to the tweet pointing out he fucked up:

Unless the words ‘sorry’ and ‘apologies’ have a different meaning in your world.  I mean it’s pretty obvious.

I don’t care for that “sorry”. 

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Germans/ Pearl Harbor, etc.

At least he owned it and apologized instead of screaming fake news, do your own research. 

Yeah, but fucking A, how could an officer in the US Navy/US Naval Reserves fuck up Pearl Harbor.

 

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, but fucking A, how could an officer in the US Navy/US Naval Reserves fuck up Pearl Harbor.

 

He are dumbass.

As the great naval historian poet, Dimitri Martin once noted:  “I am sorry” and “I apologize” are completely  in any human scenario.  Except, funerals.  
 

and now, apparently, Pearl Harbor Day messaging.  

I don’t care for that “sorry”. 
Well he operates in a universe where being a complete fuck hole means nothing, just go on DWTS! All is forgotten.

This too will pass, the brief apology is plenty for this asshole, at least he fessed up instead of the normal doubling down despite clear evidence he's wrong. Baby steps?
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, but fucking A, how could an officer in the US Navy/US Naval Reserves fuck up Pearl Harbor.

 

FDR let him do it, to draw us into war.

huge lulz at the cult today with the whalen reactions. just pure lulz 

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

huge lulz at the cult today with the whalen reactions. just pure lulz 

yea, the infectious disease expert/Constitutional scholars I know...who didn't know who Whalen was 36 hours ago...are BIG mad about it.  

10 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

His reply to the tweet pointing out he fucked up:

Unless the words ‘sorry’ and ‘apologies’ have a different meaning in your world.  I mean it’s pretty obvious.

The guy’s a yutz. Always has been. So he acknowledged his error about a really stupid tweet he made. Big fucking deal. That’s small change. He’s still a yutz. Let him apologize for being a lying buffoon in service of Trump. Own up to that and maybe he’ll get some credit.

’But he apologized for the tweet!’ Give me a break.

He can stuff his sorries in a sack, mister!

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The guy’s a yutz. Always has been. So he acknowledged his error about a really stupid tweet he made. Big fucking deal. That’s small change. He’s still a yutz. Let him apologize for being a lying buffoon in service of Trump. Own up to that and maybe he’ll get some credit.

’But he apologized for the tweet!’ Give me a break.

I’m not nominating for the god damn medal of freedom or anything.   I’m just pointing out it’s interesting he didn’t go full MAGAt and double down on his mistake like all the others do.

 

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25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Very interesting how much some “Christians” long for a strongman to rule over the world. As Christianity becomes less and less dominant in the US and other countries, some want to make it dominate by force.

Who is that lunatic and what the fuck is her tic?  I know some of it is shit editing, but she acts like she had the DTs.

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why does she have to read her prophesies?

God uses what is available. On Mt. Sinai, it's some rocks. Here, it's Microsoft word.

11 hours ago, Foosters said:

God uses what is available. On Mt. Sinai, it's some rocks. Here, it's Microsoft word.

I'm jealous.  Being messican, God can only speak to me through images on tortillas.  It's really hard to get the full gist of things from brown spots.  Especially when I have already eaten half the message.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm jealous.  Being messican, God can only speak to me through images on tortillas.  It's really hard to get the full gist of things from brown spots.  Especially when I have already eaten half the message.

The Virgin of Guadalupe can paint a self portrait on your cloak!

We all make numerous spelling mistakes each day.  But it’s so disturbing in their case because they misspell the most grave term in their posts/releases.  
 

“The base needs to see were serious about white, Christian superiority.  I mean, everything should be on the table…even genoiside.”

24 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

What the fuck is it about dumbass Republicans who can't spell.

And this man is still in office.  How is that possible?

27 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

What the fuck is it about dumbass Republicans who can't spell.

It's obvious he meant the Marshall Plan.  

And this man is still in office.  How is that possible?

1) Oklahoma
2) He’s gonna be a senator now.

Man, Cheez Whiz on crackers?    Those guys know how to party!

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Al Qaeda,  If you're listening.....

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