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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Oh, lord.  Are they saying he suffered cardiac arrest because of the vaccine?

You must not frequent the Football board.

20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

DEW YOU'RE REASERCH, SHEEPEL!!!

 

 

I tell you what, during that game vs Cincy, they showed Damlin in a booth, and because of the snow, his vague outline could have been anybody.

Very sus.

 

 

29 minutes ago, bolverk said:

You must not frequent the Football board.

Not often in late January, that's for sure.  So this is a thing?  Here?

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Not often in late January, that's for sure.  So this is a thing?  Here?

Yes. I was casually following the thread from that Buffalo/Cincinnati game and continued to visit it for a couple of days after the player had the heart attack. And, yes, there were a few posters who were questioning whether the vaccine was the cause. At least one of those posters attributed it to him not doing well -- though it sounded like he was in pretty rough shape to begin with.

I don't think I would characterize what they were saying as totally "anti-vax," but the statements they did maker were definitely of the "just asking questions" variety.

If you can be a body-double for an NFL player, wouldn't you just be an NFL player?  

 

it's like the dumbass kid in our middle school baseball team who used to brag that he was gonna be the first pitcher to pitch live to MLB players for batting practice instead of using coach pitch or batting cage machines.  and we all thought...."so wouldn't that just make you a professional baseball pitcher?  Why settle for BP, just be a roster player?"  He was a half-tard.  And is now a GOP state rep in Illinois.  I ain't foolin'........

3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Yes. I was casually following the thread from that Buffalo/Cincinnati game and continued to visit it for a couple of days after the player had the heart attack. And, yes, there were a few posters who were questioning whether the vaccine was the cause. At least one of those posters attributed it to him not doing well -- though it sounded like he was in pretty rough shape to begin with.

I don't think I would characterize what they were saying as totally "anti-vax," but the statements they did maker were definitely of the "just asking questions" variety.

Crimony.  Man gets hit by a bus on live TV, ends up in the hospital for a week -- "I wonder if it was the vaccine???"

Lou Gehrig's disease was brought on by the vaccine.  

There are something like 1,000 NFL players and approximately 95% are vaccinated. That’s a sample size of 950 vaccinated NFL players, yet there’s only one death that is being attributed to the vaccine.

That data reveals the obvious truth: the NFL hired 949 other body doubles to cover up all the deaths.

 

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

. . . and he isn't dead.

That's just what the jew-y space lasers would have us believe.  

49 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Lou Gehrig's disease was brought on by the vaccine.  

I've always thought that Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig's disease was the pinnacle of irony.  

Almost as crazy as JFK getting shot right in front of the Kennedy Memorial.

56 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Remember when Hank Gathers died on the court, because of the covid vaccine? 

and Reggie Lewis...

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6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I've always thought that Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig's disease was the pinnacle of irony.  

Almost as crazy as JFK getting shot right in front of the Kennedy Memorial.

I know I've posted it before, but I can't help myself...dad would have been 80 years old this past Sunday.  

About 20 years ago, I bribed my way into seeing Stephen Hawking at A&M.  I hadn't talked to my dad in a long time, but a few things we could always chat about without any awkwardness were baseball, science, and fishing.  So I tell him about this girl I really like (now wife) and that I took her to see Stephen Hawking discuss entropy and show her my intellectual side, blah, blah, blah.  And he starts going on and on about how settling down with a woman is a mistake, blah, blah, blah.  He was divorced 4 times, so I get it.  Anyway, I try to tie it to baseball to alleviate the awkwardness.  

Dad, "Is he that famous physicist guy who has Lou Gehrig's Disease?"

Me, "Yep, that's him.  He has ALS.  In all fairness, they should call it Gehrig-Hawking Disease or something like that considering what he's done for science."

Dad (totally fucking deadpan serious), "When your guy slugs .700, he can have his own fucking disease."  

44 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I've always thought that Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig's disease was the pinnacle of irony.  

Almost as crazy as JFK getting shot right in front of the Kennedy Memorial.

Man, that is weird. 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

. . . and he isn't dead.

 

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COVID took the Big Lebowski’s legs in Korea, but he went out and achieved anyway.

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That's modern conservatism: " I heard/ I feel " something outrageous so I'm going to get outraged about Everything even marginally related.

it's gotta be exhausting tilting at so many windmills. don't these people have jobs?

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

DEW YOU'RE REASERCH, SHEEPEL!!!

 

The best part?  "No relation."

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

and Reggie Lewis...

Dude . . . Reggie Lewis was at the Super Bowl a few years ago and someone tried to give him the vaccine so Reggie stabbed him.

 

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3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

DEW YOU'RE REASERCH, SHEEPEL!!!

 

Juanita Broderick lol.   I hope Clinton didn't actually fuck that fat cunt.

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

it's gotta be exhausting tilting at so many windmills. don't these people have jobs?

 

do we have the dumbest congressional delegation overall?

 
do we have the dumbest congressional delegation overall?

That’s my congressman. Yay. Fucking hate him. I wish he would choke on that fucking cigar he smokes
2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I've always thought that Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig's disease was the pinnacle of irony.  

Almost as crazy as JFK getting shot right in front of the Kennedy Memorial.

what about the Pilgrims? they left Plymouth England in a boat and where did they land, half a world away? Plymouth Rock.  I mean, how crazy is that. 

3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Canadian Boomhauer. Talkm bout some oxtail man. Gonna try give some vaccine in some jerk chicken man.

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19 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

what about the Pilgrims? they left Plymouth England in a boat and where did they land, half a world away? Plymouth Rock.  I mean, how crazy is that. 

We've gone round in a circle lads, back on the boat!

Do you even flag, bro? ? 

I'd like to see a Venn diagram of anti covid vaxxers and people who think we should stop funding Ukraine.

Prolly a full circle.

Those quirky ppl with chickens in their backyard are probably the cock of the walk in the neighborhood now. Cartel can’t even sneak that shit in

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

some right-leaning dickwad wanna explain this one to me?

 

Party over country. Always.

I'd like to see a Venn diagram of anti covid vaxxers and people who think we should stop funding Ukraine.
Prolly a full circle.

Ummm….it is. I still have a FB account, and haven’t deleted some folks who’s re hardcore anti vax, Trumpy, all that, because I’m curious to see how they think. And yes, those exact same people are totally against aid to Ukraine.

Being out of the US for a month has shown me just how much I do not miss being there. There is crazy folks everywhere you go, but right now the US is lapping the field in crazy. 
 

I have spoke to exactly two Americans and it has been so nice to be removed from things there. We are a completely broken group of people. We are far from the only country who fits that description, but man being away from Americans has been great. I look forward to making this permanent as soon as I can.

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On 1/25/2023 at 7:23 PM, Jack Straw said:

what about the Pilgrims? they left Plymouth England in a boat and where did they land, half a world away? Plymouth Rock.  I mean, how crazy is that. 

Original pilgrims got lost on the way to the disaster colony that was Jamestown.  I still can’t believe they built the Alamo in downtown San Antonio.  

Um, because one was an active threat and one wasn't?
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That dude is such a piece of shit. I really want to punch him in the face.
19 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

That dude is such a piece of shit. I really want to punch him in the face.

You're at the end of a very long line.

She wasn't shot for a refusal to comply. She was shot because she broke into the capitol and was literally crawling through broken glass trying to get to members of congress. She wasn't pulled over in a traffic stop and immediately dragged out of her car and beaten to death. 

Can't believe I'm even wasting the energy to type those words. 

3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Um, because one was an active threat and one wasn't?

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the the simulation start using ChatGPT to write its content?

12 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Dude, fuck you.  Spoiler that shit.  Also, "The Ground Round" logo was a nice touch.  

 

And what's the safety word in the Sanders Boudoir?  You guessed it, Covfefe.

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Jesus Christ, that should be a bannable offense.

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