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5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yeah, it’s sad all those Gen Z girls will only listen to Taylor Swift in February 

That wasn't my point.   This clash will fade from the news between February and the election.   Having it in Trump's face later in the year would be better, politically. 

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1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

That wasn't my point.   This clash will fade from the news between February and the election.   Having it in Trump's face later in the year would be better, politically. 

Good news is that there's another NFL season starting September.  Though we are talking about a celebrity relationship here and from what my tells me they don't always seem the most stable.

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Jon Voigt the actor?

Jon Voigt is the poster child for boomer brainworms. 

Nothing better when the Right brings out their entertainers. “For tonight’s entertainment we have Ted Nugent and Rich Little.” The show starts at 4pm.

Is there a betting line somewhere in Vegas that I can bet on when the MAGA revolt starts? 
I think it could be before the election, if there are enough states that disqualify Trump from being on the ballot. So around the convention in July 15-18, right there in Milwaukee
Or after he doesn't win the election in November, so Nov 6 or 7. Probably starts in Florida, or New York 

If Trump wins the election then the cleansing starts no later than when MAGA invades DC for the inauguration, and I think they could actually hang someone. I mean there were nooses displayed on Jan 6. Wweirdly I watched it all unravel, as I sat home on a Covid + test that had me out of work until that Thursday - craziest thing I've seen in this country.

I would bet on a insurrection, at some point in the next year - just no sure what the triggering event will be , but no doubt the keynote speaker will be The Donaldiota

9 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

They're gonna win the majority of guys who blared music from their Trans-Ams in 1980s and 90s high school parking lots.

Mustang guys are still cool though, right?

right?

SIAP. Patriot killing his own federal employee father. Chopped his head off and posted it on Youtube.

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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/pa-man-arrested-decapitating-father-youtube-video-rcna136509

Mohn was taken into custody on suspicion of first-degree murder, abuse of a corpse and possessing an instrument of crime with intent, according to a court docket released early Wednesday. He was arraigned at 4 a.m. and denied bail, Feeney said.

In the YouTube video, Mohn is seen wearing gloves and holding his father's head in a plastic bag. Later, the head can be seen in a cooking pot.

Mohn says his father was a federal employee for 20 years and refers to him as a traitor, calling for the death of all federal officials, attacking President Joe Biden's administration, the Black Lives Matter movement, the LGBTQ community and antifa activists. YouTube removed the video, which is more than 14 minutes long, hours after it was posted.

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

SIAP. Patriot killing his own federal employee father. Chopped his head off and posted it on Youtube.

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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/pa-man-arrested-decapitating-father-youtube-video-rcna136509

Mohn was taken into custody on suspicion of first-degree murder, abuse of a corpse and possessing an instrument of crime with intent, according to a court docket released early Wednesday. He was arraigned at 4 a.m. and denied bail, Feeney said.

In the YouTube video, Mohn is seen wearing gloves and holding his father's head in a plastic bag. Later, the head can be seen in a cooking pot.

Mohn says his father was a federal employee for 20 years and refers to him as a traitor, calling for the death of all federal officials, attacking President Joe Biden's administration, the Black Lives Matter movement, the LGBTQ community and antifa activists. YouTube removed the video, which is more than 14 minutes long, hours after it was posted.

Yeah, that sounds about right.  Both the lawsuits and where he went to school....

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Mohn has filed at least three lawsuits against federal agencies, including the U.S. government, claiming they negligently caused him to take out student loans between 2010 and his graduation from Penn State University in 2014, a court filing shows.

He paid a filing fee of $2,000 and, after his claims were dismissed, he sought to have the judge, listed as Kearney J, recused from the case because of what he claimed was a personal bias and a conflicting personal financial interest.

 

That’s no way to get ahead in life.

17 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Mustang guys are still cool though, right?

right?

Pack of Cigs rolled up in tshirt sleeve? ___ Yes  ___ No

15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yeah, that sounds about right.  Both the lawsuits and where he went to school....

How does a government agency go about negligently causing someone to take out a student loan?

Those bastards! I applied for a loan and they gave it to me! They shouldn’t have done that! I’ve been duped!

Obviously the guy has more than a few screws loose. But come on, man. 

I think even the Russians are surprised how gullible and easily manipulated dumb ass Americans are. I'm sure they are thinking, "Holy shit, we got some dumb bastard MAGAt to chop off his dad's head, post it on Youtube, and go on diatribe abut the gubment."

Fucking dumb ass MAGAts.

I mean, I'm all or MAGAts killing one another, but cutting your own father's head off?  That's a little extreme even for my sick ass.  

4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I mean, I'm all or MAGAts killing one another, but cutting your own father's head off?  That's a little extreme even for my sick ass.  

MAGAt killed his dad because his dad isn't a MAGAt. On the contrary, his dad is a federal employee, the enemy of MAGAt.

Fuck MAGAts.

The Taylor Swift thing is kind of brilliant.  He’s going to make her his nemesis, and the media will be all over it.  His cult is going to view all that negative attention from the mainstream media as more evidence of the world being out to get him and them and…
Eh… he’s just fucking stupid 

The problem is that fascists usually pick marginalized groups or people that can’t fight back as their bogeyman. Hitler had the Jews most famously. This fucking guy started with immigrants, Muslims, then moved on to trans folks. All “out” groups.

Taylor is most definitely not in the “out” group (but for being a successful woman with strong strength of character). She’s has captured the zeitgeist of a generation. She has more fuck you money than he does. She has a bigger stage - literally - and reaches more people. It is a very odd move that feels like a real “jump the shark” moment.

Nevertheless…
1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

MAGAt killed his dad because his dad isn't a MAGAt. On the contrary, his dad is a federal employee, the enemy of MAGAt.

Fuck MAGAts.

His father was a registered Republican primary voter and donor.  But wasn't MAGA enough, I suppose.  I wonder went through his head in those final moments besides blood clotting.  

I've wound up some enemies to do some pretty fucked up shit in my time, but this...this is just beyond the pale.  And I suspect a harbinger for what's to come...

Just the logical result of a party that refuses to engage in legitimate debate but instead demonizes any "other" as an enemy of the state. Just have to accept it and buy more guns.

Mustang guys are still cool though, right?
right?

Furiously mops sweaty brow….
34 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Pack of Cigs rolled up in tshirt sleeve? ___ Yes  ___ No

It was 1988, not 1960.

Spoiler

I had a couple joints stashed under the pop out ash tray like a normal person. 

 

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

That wasn't my point.   This clash will fade from the news between February and the election.   Having it in Trump's face later in the year would be better, politically. 

It won’t. Taylor has made a conscious decision to be more involved. She’s going to speak more, get people to register to vote. It will come up again. She may not campaign with Biden but she has been more vocal about her politics since 2018

6 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

It was 1988, not 1960.

Or was it…

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Trump's going to win over the youth vote with vim and vigor...

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5 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Trump's going to win over the youth vote with vim and vigor...

More like piss and vinegar...

It won’t. Taylor has made a conscious decision to be more involved. She’s going to speak more, get people to register to vote. It will come up again. She may not campaign with Biden but she has been more vocal about her politics since 2018
Against her parent's wishes too. Because Republicans are murderous freaks.
43 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

MAGAt killed his dad because his dad isn't a MAGAt. On the contrary, his dad is a federal employee, the enemy of MAGAt.

Fuck MAGAts.


Enemy of MAGAt EXCEPT when they're delivering social security checks or medicare reimbursements. 

39 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Furiously mops sweaty brow….

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2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Nothing better when the Right brings out their entertainers. “For tonight’s entertainment we have Ted Nugent and Rich Little.” The show starts at 4pm.

 

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For a guy named "Cha-Chi", he really hates Mexicans...

For a guy named "Cha-Chi", he really hates Mexicans...
Can you believe it? An Italian broad prejudiced against Mexicans?
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

SIAP. Patriot killing his own federal employee father. Chopped his head off and posted it on Youtube.

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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/pa-man-arrested-decapitating-father-youtube-video-rcna136509

Mohn was taken into custody on suspicion of first-degree murder, abuse of a corpse and possessing an instrument of crime with intent, according to a court docket released early Wednesday. He was arraigned at 4 a.m. and denied bail, Feeney said.

In the YouTube video, Mohn is seen wearing gloves and holding his father's head in a plastic bag. Later, the head can be seen in a cooking pot.

Mohn says his father was a federal employee for 20 years and refers to him as a traitor, calling for the death of all federal officials, attacking President Joe Biden's administration, the Black Lives Matter movement, the LGBTQ community and antifa activists. YouTube removed the video, which is more than 14 minutes long, hours after it was posted.

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Johnny, Justin, whatever.

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14 minutes ago, YGIFS said:
For a guy named "Cha-Chi", he really hates Mexicans...

Can you believe it? An Italian broad prejudiced against Mexicans?

In this day and age, you believe this shit?  /tommy

11 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

They're gonna win the majority of guys who blared music from their Trans-Ams Camaro in 1980s and 90s high school parking lots.

Fixed it for me.

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

It was 1988, not 1960.

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I had a couple joints stashed under the pop out ash tray like a normal person. 

 

Nobody was driving mustangs or Camaros anywhere in 1960

Serious question-when did they quit calling it the Trans-Am and start calling it the Firebird?  About the time I quit shaving my sideburns straight over my ear, I assume?

Couple years ago I remembering when I was  helping my buddy Jason S. fix up his old white Trans-Am (this was about 1992 and the car was a late 70's model).  Thought it was so cool.  Oil change, spark plugs, new speakers, etc.  Later that day, my buddy with an old Bronco asked me if I could give him a hand (Covid, so his usual mechanic wasn't open).  So I went over there to tinker around with it and have a beer.  His son was there with his friends and he asked if they wanted to help.  His son looked at us like we were fucking insane (we were).  They don't even have driver's licenses at their age anymore, let alone work on cars.  Just a bygone era, I suppose.  Kind of like voting for a racist rapist.  Analyrapist. 

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6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Serious question-when did they quit calling it the Trans-Am and start calling it the Firebird?  About the time I quit shaving my sideburns straight over my ear, I assume?

Couple years ago I remembering when I was  helping my buddy Jason S. fix up his old white Trans-Am (this was about 1992 and the car was a late 70's model).  Thought it was so cool.  Oil change, spark plugs, new speakers, etc.  Later that day, my buddy with an old Bronco asked me if I could give him a hand (Covid, so his usual mechanic wasn't open).  So I went over there to tinker around with it and have a beer.  His son was there with his friends and he asked if they wanted to help.  His son looked at us like we were fucking insane (we were).  They don't even have driver's licenses at their age anymore, let alone work on cars.  Just a bygone era, I suppose.  Kind of like voting for a racist rapist.  Analyrapist. 

Firebird is Pontiac's version of the Chevy Camaro. The Trans-Am is the top of the line Firebird model. (Now we wait for the 20 classic car guys to reply that isn't exactly right because in 1976 they changed the shape of the tail lights on the Camaro or some shit)

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No that’s right. The T/A was a package offered on the firebird. 

Trans AM : Firebird :: Z28 : Camaro

Now that I think about it, shouldn't all the MAGAts be destroying their TRANS Ams?

Shit, that's right.  I forgot in my middle-age.  There was the Firebird with the V6, and then the V8 was the same body basically but called the Trans-Am.  And the weird thing was the Firebird didn't have the bird painted on it, but the Trans-Am did (which looked cool as fuck in the aspirated venting on the hood).  Like there was the Camaro and the Z28, (V6 & V8 respectively).  We had a running joke in Chicago, where there were apparently a few Italian fellows (or one million), that the IROC-Z shoulda been called the IWOP-Z.  It was the first mass-production car that had that batshit stupid drag kit that had the front/back ends and side rails that barely stayed off the ground.  And you'd see those things get stuck in the snow all the time because there wasn't enough clearance.  But light a cigarette, pop your leather jacket collar, and you were still good to go.  I can see that metallic purple paint job in my head still.  /nohomo

To keep in thread track, I don't care for this Trump fellow one bit...

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Shit, that's right.  I forgot in my middle-age.  There was the Firebird with the V6, and then the V8 was the same body basically but called the Trans-Am.

There were V8 Firebirds from the jump.  (Not Trans Ams.)

Most of the Aggy politic board is skeptical that Swift is a psy-op campaign, but there is always that one guy. Here's some screenshots for your Hump Day reading:

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The poster, 'Shooz,' didn't comment after that; perhaps has decided to do some more 'research,' before resurfacing.

I wonder exactly the qualifications necessary to be classified as a 'shadowy figure.' Seems like a rather vague job description. 

FTR, CAA has around 3000 employees worldwide, give or take a few (they cut jobs during the pandemic). Their current majority owner is married to Salma Hayek:

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Most of the Aggy politic board is skeptical that Swift is a psy-op campaign, but there is always that one guy. Here's some screenshots for your Hump Day reading:
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The poster, 'Shooz,' didn't comment after that; perhaps has decided to do some more 'research,' before resurfacing.
I wonder exactly the qualifications necessary to be classified as a 'shadowy figure.' Seems like a rather vague job description. 
FTR, CAA has around 3000 employees worldwide, give or take a few (they cut jobs during the pandemic). Their current majority owner is married to Salma Hayek:
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Looks to me like CAA is a conspiracy to get the majority owner access to Salma Hayek’s goodies.

That’s a conspiracy I can respect.
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* See republican presidents Ronald Reagan and game show host Donald Trump for reference

So he didn't come right out and accuse the Jews?  That's some self restraint right there, that's what it is.

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2 minutes ago, GenXer said:

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* See republican presidents Ronald Reagan and game show host Donald Trump for reference

Republican governor Arnold Schwarzenegger

Republican president Donald Trump

Republican president Ronald Reagan

Republican Congressional candidate Stacy Dash (for a whole month)

Republican Senate candidate Dr. Oz

Republican member of Congress Sonny Bono

Republican Mayor Clint Eastwood

Republican Mayor Jack Kelly

Republican Senator Fred Thompson (and candidate for POTUS)

Republican Congressional candidate Antonio Sabàto Jr.

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Nothing better when the Right brings out their entertainers. “For tonight’s entertainment we have Ted Nugent and Rich Little.” The show starts at 4pm.

So right after dinner? Cool.

That idiot read an article (or someone read it for him) about Mike Ovitz 30 years ago. Maybe Rush bloviated about it.

They'll believe anything.

Add Gopher to Trump and Reagan as TV stars they've elected:

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I think left office in disgust with the GOP, but I'm neither sure nor curious enough to look it up.

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