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1 hour ago, Mittens said:

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We covered "Brodo," Barron's best bud, last year. I think he had a video or something like that he was desperately trying to make go viral. 

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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think it’s wives specifically, after finding and reading the text that is certainly literal and infallible:

21] And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
[22] And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
[23] And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
[24] Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

Yeah but before that, in the first chapter, it says:
 

26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. 
 

No rib, no creation of woman almost as an afterthought. They were created at the same time. (Reading it, it’s almost like they’re two different stories by two different authors. Crazy, I know.)

It’s also worth noting that in the second chapter it says:
 

7 And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. 
 

I’m not sure why people keep forgetting about that whole “breath of life” business. Seems pretty unambiguous to me. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Red Five said:

If god just snapped his fingers and made Adam, why didn’t he just do that again for Eve, instead of using spare parts from the last thing he created?

Furthermore, why didn’t he just snap his fingers and create a shitload of new humans. That way we wouldn’t have evolved from a bunch of serious incest.

Things I wondered in church at like age six.

Did Adam have a belly button?

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Us and our?  Seems like monotheism is an obsolete concept early in the book.  Which, again, is meant to be taken literally and is infallible. 

“My point, once again, is not that those ancient people told literal stories and we are now smart enough to take them symbolically, but that they told them symbolically and we are now dumb enough to take them literally.”  - John Dominic Crossan 

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I just realized that there is actually someone out there whose professional job requirements  mandate that he spray tan Trump's camel toe every morning? 

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that throatgina he's been rocking for a while is out of control.

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Posted
5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

 

It’s also worth noting that in the second chapter it says:
 

7 And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. 
 

I’m not sure why people keep forgetting about that whole “breath of life” business. Seems pretty unambiguous to me. 

Wait, so dirt is “life potential” like a fertilized egg/fetus?   Ban farming now!

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3 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Wait, so dirt is “life potential” like a fertilized egg/fetus?   Ban farming now!

Better ban fracking to just to be safe.  And mining. Drilling- can’t forget to ban drilling. 

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9 hours ago, Blotto said:

I just realized that there is actually someone out there whose professional job requirements  mandate that he spray tan Trump's camel toe every morning? 

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that throatgina he's been rocking for a while is out of control.

That's a goiter that would make stoops blush

Posted
18 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty sure Eve wasn't wholly responsible for tempting Adam.  She did get tricked by the snake (Satan) after all.

Well and it was that pank cadillac.

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On 8/15/2024 at 7:43 AM, mantis toboggan said:

I wasn’t aware of this. This is a real bad idea. No way I’m voting Kamala now. 

See this is why we need the hard hitting journalism folks at <squints> RSBN to inform us of these things and take on the deep state.

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1) what is the trump2037 hashtag?

2) if this is a [serious] account that is a trumpy gun store, why do they feel the need for the parenthetical notation?  Isn’t it only manly super hetero alpha male patriots that would follow such an account or ship their wares?

Posted
5 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

If I get a billion dollars and a twelve-inch dick, I don't even need to be a movie star to bed Sydney Sweeney. This is the way to victory.

Penis reduction surgery is more expensive than you think, so you may want to hold off on that thought.

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Posted
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Penis reduction surgery is more expensive than you think, so you may want to hold off on that thought.

Save money and do like I do... Fold it in half. 

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