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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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After seeing the fine specimens at this Texas rally, I don’t wanna hear no more shit about Alabama.

Woo doggie - those are some scary looking inbred fat freaks.

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

McRaven chiming in

I know this is a nit pick, but as a Navy man, I can't let it slide...it's Admiral McRaven, not general.

Wow, they really do kinda look like him. (Trump, that is)

 

@RomaVicta The photos always hit me very hard. They just wanted a place to call their own.

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3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I see the crowd they bussed up from Cleburne made it.

Yes, I imagine a lot of Johnson, Ellis, and Parker county in that place tonight.

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Q and the incels are pretty progressive for hanging out with a sexually deviant group.  

Also. Shitload of future ,ass shooter-looking dudes in that crowd.    

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

We need a plague. 

Technically, I think Trumpism is one. 

Lt Gov Danny Goeb going full facist today:

"Those people out there, Patrick says, pointing at the press pen, "they have no idea what's coming a year from now." Texans "will not stand by idly or quietly" as the left "takes our country away from us.""

"The progressive left, they are not our opponents. They are our enemy."

"We did not have an election in 2016. We had a revolt,” says Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick “The revolution is only getting louder and larger.”

10 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

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Ok, so starting with the "ass kicker"...buddy you ain't kicking anyone's ass wearing shower shoes...oh, and why Adidas?  I thought Trumpkins were all about America first.

And to the guy/girl in the vans...Obama got us out of the worst recession since 1929, but created no jobs?  It takes a special kind of stupid...

All that rhetoric just shows how truly scared they are. When this place goes purple the GOP is proper fucked. 

Beto’s rally getting crowded.

(Much better looking and thinner too)

I have fever dreams of dickbags like Patrick, Trump, Cruz etc. on their way to their final reckoning, courtesy #pe(*&$#

2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Lt Gov Danny Goeb going full facist today:

"Those people out there, Patrick says, pointing at the press pen, "they have no idea what's coming a year from now." Texans "will not stand by idly or quietly" as the left "takes our country away from us.""

"The progressive left, they are not our opponents. They are our enemy."

"We did not have an election in 2016. We had a revolt,” says Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick “The revolution is only getting louder and larger.”

Is that why you lost the House Dan?

5 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Lt Gov Danny Goeb going full facist today:

"Those people out there, Patrick says, pointing at the press pen, "they have no idea what's coming a year from now." Texans "will not stand by idly or quietly" as the left "takes our country away from us.""

"The progressive left, they are not our opponents. They are our enemy."

"We did not have an election in 2016. We had a revolt,” says Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick “The revolution is only getting louder and larger.”

Danny Goebbels, not even hiding it anymore

Edited by Slade

looks like we were wrong.  no quid pro quo
 
 
 
 


Hahahaha
They never get to complain about any Democrat ever again. If they try, just mention the name Donald Trump and tell them to go fuck themselves. They've achieved peak hypocrisy and don't get to pretend that they have standards and values anymore. 

They will say exactly the same thing when you mention W: “well I never supported him!”
2 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

looks like we were wrong.  no quid pro quo

 

 

 

 

Small Star Black

3 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

looks like we were wrong.  no quid pro quo

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Chooky said:

From Ted's link to the happenings at AA right now.  I noticed a certain glandular consistency.  

 

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What the fuck. Fucking disgusting. 

9 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

looks like we were wrong.  no quid pro quo

 

 

 

 

Oh, the media misconstrued it? That's funny, because you said it, and reporters were like "wait, what?". And then you confirmed it, and said it happens all the time. 

It's all on tape if you'd like to watch it Mick. 

14 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Remember when folks tried to claim that Obama was the most divisive president ever.  Those were simpler times.

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

any chance Pence stays in Turkey?

He'll be in there balls deep.

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

I'm positive that these two are speaking to each other on the phone.  Who, other than these two, would talk to either of these two?  I deduced it.

 

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Louie ate all the motherfuckin fries

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1 hour ago, Chooky said:

I'm positive that these two are speaking to each other on the phone.  Who, other than these two, would talk to either of these two?  I deduced it.

 

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Those bellies look fake, what shape are those things?

 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Also, like most of his unilateral foreign policy efforts (what a joke), he only talks to one side. Can he name a single Kurdish leader? Can he name his own adviser charged with Kurdish affairs? The Kurds are only defined as Erdogan wants them defined.

Throw in that Trump likes to claim these "strong, tough" autocrats as friends, and you've got a real problem with the head of foreign policy. Now toss in graft and you have criminal enterprise operating in the open as treason. A big 52% of Americans think it's wrong.

 

Jared Kurdshner

Edited by Js1

This recent turn of thread is going to make me give up Whataburger and Mexican food.  Apparently the Venn diagram of Trump rally attendees and those attending open auditions for “My 600-lb life” is a single big-ass circle.

If that’s the master race, then I’m jumping off Brisket’s ledge.  Excuse me while I go purge myself.

49 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Ok, so starting with the "ass kicker"...buddy you ain't kicking anyone's ass wearing shower shoes...oh, and why Adidas?  I thought Trumpkins were all about America first.

Clearly Run DMC fans.

39 minutes ago, F250 said:

Those bellies look fake, what shape are those things?

 

Trumpandogon

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

"We did not have an election in 2016. We had a revolt,” says Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick “The revolution is only getting louder and larger.”

Win the presidency, House and Senate. Continue revolting!

You know what's astounding to me?  Texas is 39% latino and 12% black. I look at these group photos and you know what I notice? An astounding lack of pigment. The Trumpkins have written off 51% of the state before the campaign even starts for real.


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So embarrassing for those morons.

18 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

You know what's astounding to me?  Texas is 39% latino and 12% black. I look at these group photos and you know what I notice? An astounding lack of pigment. The Trumpkins have written off 51% of the state before the campaign even starts for real.




 

There are a lot of hispanics in the sunken place. That's why Dems putting Texas in play is not a formality. 

White people dancing while they wait on their favorite politician to speak will never be normal looking.

8 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

There are a lot of hispanics in the sunken place. That's why Dems putting Texas in play is not a formality. 

 

Why aren't there any in the crowd?  Oh, that's right: they are working. They have families to feed.

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

Am I the only one who finds the idea of these rallies weird for a sitting president in a non-election year?

No, but nothing in his presidency has been normal.

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