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46 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Maybe we could redo Blazing Saddles, but update it for a modern audience!

 

Make the cast all women! 

Except of course Lili Von Shtupp who will be a  man.

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3 hours ago, freyguy said:

office space bad idea GIF

May as well remake Office Space as well.  And Fuck It, Vincent Vega shouldn't have died in Pulp Fiction, let's redo that shit too  

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1 hour ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

What's next?  The Rock in a Raiders of the Lost Ark rendition? or Romancing the Stone?  

Jewel of the Nile, starring, Jewel.  

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Maybe we could redo Blazing Saddles, but update it for a modern audience!
 
Id actually watch a modernized blazing saddles that suited todays youth over the edited version they show on cable

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29 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
4 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:
Maybe we could redo Blazing Saddles, but update it for a modern audience!
 

Id actually watch a modernized blazing saddles that suited todays youth over the edited version they show on cable

And the humor would all have to be changed to something that doesn't even resemble the original.

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Everyone involved in a remake of this movie from the studios to the cast and crew needs to have a curse placed upon them.

 

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13 hours ago, Hate said:

Everyone involved in a remake of this movie from the studios to the cast and crew needs to have a curse placed upon them.

 

They should be BOOOOOOOOOD, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

 

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16 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Yeah, it's basically a chick flick that pretty much everyone loves. That's pretty tough to pull off.

It's a first ballot, unanimous entry into the "Netflix and chill" hall of fame. 

It was "Netflix and chill" before there was a Netflix. 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

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2 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

it's picking a pretty hard target to remake.  it's a love story sort of movie that dudes like.  that's really threading the needle.  

 

35 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Yeah, it's basically a chick flick that pretty much everyone loves. That's pretty tough to pull off.

true, true. 

kind of like how "when harry met sally" pulls it off.

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List of movies to remake:

The Princess Bride

Casablanca

Citizen Kane

Young Frankenstein

Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Star Wars original trilogy

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

Edited by XYZ

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9 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

it's picking a pretty hard target to remake.  it's a love story sort of movie that dudes like.  that's really threading the needle.  

Seriously.  

Roxanne is another one.  I'm sure they'll remake that with Kevin Hart and Emma Stone.  Fuck you, Hollywood.

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Kevin hart and tiffany haddish would be in roxanne. Just wait till they remake planes,trains and automobiles. Then the fletch series with ed holmes.

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On 9/18/2019 at 10:51 AM, Radical Larry said:

Elwes’ tweet on this was perfect.

 

I disagree with Cary. Nothing can damage The Princess Bride.

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On 9/18/2019 at 12:58 PM, utee94 said:

Make the cast all women! 

Except of course Lili Von Shtupp who will be a  man.

It's twue! It's twue!

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On September 19, 2019 at 9:18 AM, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

it's picking a pretty hard target to remake.  it's a love story sort of movie that dudes like.  that's really threading the needle.  

Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...

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On September 19, 2019 at 8:16 PM, TexArcher said:

Seriously.  

Roxanne is another one.  I'm sure they'll remake that with Kevin Hart and Emma Stone.  Fuck you, Hollywood.

They should remake a different remake of Cyrano de Bergerac, or maybe come up with an all new remake of Cyrano de Bergerac. 

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7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

They should remake a different remake of Cyrano de Bergerac, or maybe come up with an all new remake of Cyrano de Bergerac. 

I'm honestly not interested in a remake of anything unless it's obscure or foreign so it's new to me.

What would really be nice is if Hollywood could try to remember how to write an original script.

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Don’t think this is anything new.  Several John Wayne western movies were nothing more than clones but for the supporting actors cast.

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The cast of The Princess Bride will reunite for a virtual reading of the script to be followed by a Q&A session on 9/13/20 at 6:00 PM CST.

TRIGGER WARNING - The reading will benefit the Democratic Party of Wisconsin and will require a donation, but the minimum donation is only $1.  I'm posting this as a fan of the movie, not in support of any particular political party (they both suck).  If this triggers you and you think a $1 donation will tip the scale one way or another, please look away.  Again, I am only posting this so that fans of the movie can participate if they so choose.  If this gets sand in your vagina or your panties in a wad please look away.  Please no escapees from CR here.

 

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Edited by NeverMarryAStripper

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10 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

but fezzik joined the great brute squad in the sky.

Serious question---who alive today would be best fitted to read his parts for this event?  Can't just be somebody big, has to also be somebody with some comedy/tragedy chops to capture the scenes.  

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