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59 minutes ago, elfenix said:

the surly prison board, featuring txtow and tor!

tor is in prison?

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Surly does need a soccer board. 

As if the board needed any more evidence of your communist ties. 

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That was my next question?  What's he/she in for?  And he can't say, "Nothing.  Lawyer fucked me."

Also, it would make sense to eventually launch an Austin FC forum but seems a little premature.  We're still a long ways away from MLS action. 

A purely "2020 election" forum would make some sense.  Where all sides (Trump, Biden, and Other) could just have a free for all.  If it had anything to do with the election, it's fair game.  Mainly polling and election/ballot site news, but I could see that go off the rails quick.  But one forum where everybody can come together and nobody can bitch about what's off-limits or shit-posting or what hurts their feelings to have to read in print.  

And we've long hinted at a more "Quackenbush"-type forum for more philosophy, non-secular, theological topics.  Timeless topics from DT and Lulz and CR like religion, AA, parenthood, soul searching, etc.  

So all that to say my predictions for the two new boards are "Squishy Chicks" and "Aggies I Have Met While Yachting"  

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35 minutes ago, Lobo said:

That was my next question?  What's he/she in for?  And he can't say, "Nothing.  Lawyer fucked me."

Also, it would make sense to eventually launch an Austin FC forum but seems a little premature.  We're still a long ways away from MLS action. 

A purely "2020 election" forum would make some sense.  Where all sides (Trump, Biden, and Other) could just have a free for all.  If it had anything to do with the election, it's fair game.  Mainly polling and election/ballot site news, but I could see that go off the rails quick.  But one forum where everybody can come together and nobody can bitch about what's off-limits or shit-posting or what hurts their feelings to have to read in print.  

And we've long hinted at a more "Quackenbush"-type forum for more philosophy, non-secular, theological topics.  Timeless topics from DT and Lulz and CR like religion, AA, parenthood, soul searching, etc.  

So all that to say my predictions for the two new boards are "Squishy Chicks" and "Aggies I Have Met While Yachting"  

Isn’t there a Vic Mackey POF thread?  Yeah we don’t need a whole board dedicated to squishy chicks. 

I would amend your second suggestion to “Aggies and Anal-Rape-Thirsty Men Who Shop at Steinmart I Have Met While Yachting”. 

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On 9/1/2020 at 10:40 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Honest answer: @South Austin is probably the most level headed poster on this site. Not sure I'd wish this headache on him though.

I rested my beer on his mom's level head.

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1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Isn’t there a Vic Mackey POF thread?  Yeah we don’t need a whole board dedicated to squishy chicks. 

I would amend your second suggestion to “Aggies and Anal-Rape-Thirsty Men Who Shop at Steinmart I Have Met While Yachting”. 

Good to see you day drinking again, buddy.  Take it easy on the family tonight, eh?  

I meant this kinda squishy:  https://thechive.com/2020/08/20/squishy-be-thy-name-60-photos/

Not the Vic kind, but still fun.  

Edited by Lobo

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3 hours ago, Mole said:

Does the gig come with the power to send blinking mail icons?

Ahhh, the antagonistic, fat HR chick. My favorite kind of person. 

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8 hours ago, G650 said:

What kind of psychopath wants to be a moderator here

Well, they apparently do virtually nothing, so... if the price is right.

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On 9/2/2020 at 8:38 PM, HiggyBaby said:

Yeah but you have to gain 200 lbs

That's not a problem working from home.

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13 hours ago, futureman said:

I accept the nomination. 

I retroactively nominate you. This would be great. Would love to see what havoc you’d wreak.

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34 minutes ago, futureman said:

I think I would be a benevolent dictator. 

I wonder if you’d give me a behind-the-scenes role where I could dictate some shit. Basically you’d be my puppet. Thoughts?

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Although your offer is generous and greatly appreciated, I regret to inform you that I am no longer interested in the position. I wish you well in your continued search for candidates. 

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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I think this is all a ruse to gather us in the same room and blow that room up. 

Shit, the way 2020 is going, sign me up!

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On 9/4/2020 at 11:29 AM, futureman said:

I think I would be a benevolent dictator. 

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On 9/4/2020 at 11:05 AM, Dr. Beeper said:

I wonder if you’d give me a behind-the-scenes role where I could dictate some shit. Basically you’d be my puppet. Thoughts?

Preferably from the sauna in the clubhouse?

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19 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Preferably from the sauna in the clubhouse?

but what if he’s caught barefoot?  

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I think we are skipping the amero and going straight to the worldo.

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Yes, TOR is in prison. Been locked up for a while. You're late to the party.

Has this ever actually been confirmed and does anyone know why he is in prison?

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5 minutes ago, Hate said:


Has this ever actually been confirmed and does anyone know why he is in prison?

I believe that someone once said that TOR was in prison for bank fraud or something along those lines. 

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"Oils & Scents Board" sounds like the anti-pasta/charcuterie at South Austin's Mom's "All You Can Eat Fuck Buffet."  

It was actually a really, really classy affair.  

I was guessing we'd have an all Covid-19 board, but moderators would have done that already.  The suspense is building...

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3 hours ago, futureman said:

I thought he was fucking kids. 

That was TxTow.  TOR was also a huge POS and it would be great if he was locked up.  He posted like a fucking maniac at all hours of the day/night so it makes sense he's either dead or in jail.  

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On 9/1/2020 at 11:02 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Cat Facts and Trivial Cat Facts that make me Surly. 

Ask A Cat Fancier Anything.

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Need a moderator? Just find the person on surly who is an officer for their HOA. They’ll be perfeccccttttt.

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1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Need a moderator? Just find the person on surly who is an officer for their HOA. They’ll be perfeccccttttt.

Pimps don't care about that shit...

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Need a moderator? Just find the person on surly who is an officer for their HOA. They’ll be perfeccccttttt.
@markstanco it is then. He’s the president of our HOA.

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On 9/7/2020 at 4:58 PM, The University said:

if it's an oils and scents board, i'm so fucking in.

There will be a scent, for sure... and more likely, jelly.

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On 9/7/2020 at 3:00 PM, Longboard Horn said:

I believe that someone once said that TOR was in prison for bank fraud or something along those lines. 

 

Is that what happened to the wreath fund?

 

 

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