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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo

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2 hours ago, Plorant said:

I remember a time when I wanted this guy to be our coach of we couldn't get Herman.  

Same here. Andersen too. I'm still in on Doeren, though!

2 hours ago, Richard Kimball said:

I've only seen a couple of his games. He impressed me as a decent X & O guy, but his teams always seemed soft. 

Seems familiar somehow...

55 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Someone will hire him as a coordinator, or position coach at the very worst.

Is he qualified to be a position coach, maybe a coordinator? But not a head coach?

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12 minutes ago, Simkins Rat said:

Why would North Carolina hire a 67 year old man who hasn't coached for 13 years?

because he's killing himself recruiting in florida

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I think Mack would do well back at UNC. It's a good gig for him, he did well there back when, and he's probably still a good coach. All he has to do is get past some also-rans and lose to Clemson and a couple other hefties each year and BOOM. Mack's back.

I've always liked UNC. We lived in Charlotte for a bit when I was young and it was my first game. Got to hug Ramsey. Can't say I'm a fan but I like to see them do well.

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1 minute ago, Disco Missile said:

I think Mack would do well back at UNC. It's a good gig for him, he did well there back when, and he's probably still a good coach. All he has to do is get past some also-rans and lose to Clemson and a couple other hefties each year and BOOM. Mack's back.

I've always liked UNC. We lived in Charlotte for a bit when I was young and it was my first game. Got to hug Ramsey. Can't say I'm a fan but I like to see them do well.

He'd be the butter-toothed wizard.

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1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Three million per for four years to sit on your ass.

Must be nice.

Mack earned more than that for doing less the last few years here at UT. 

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I thought UNC was seriously interested, but no, it’s just the usual Mack floating his name out their begging for a job and nobody wants to hire him. 

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48 minutes ago, Simkins Rat said:

Why would North Carolina hire a 67 year old man who hasn't coached for 13 years?

the raiders gave 100,000,000 to one who hasnt  coached in 18

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I’d rather not see Mack, Kliff and Gene at NC. The three would recruit the state of Texas heavily and be a little pain in the butt.

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2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I’d rather not see Mack, Kliff and Gene at NC. The three would recruit the state of Texas heavily and be a little pain in the butt.

For the top recruits? I doubt it. Mack is radioactive in Texas. Most high school coaches realize that he quit developing players and no one really ever progressed in the last 5-6 years of his tenure. 

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5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I’d rather not see Mack, Kliff and Gene at NC. The three would recruit the state of Texas heavily and be a little pain in the butt.

Are you Satyanash's sock?

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2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Boy, I sure do wonder where all the ESPN personalities are getting their information that Mack Brown will be the coach at UNC. I just can't figure out how ESPN reporters got this info so fast and started spreading it like wildfire. The mind truly boggles.

Mugatu!

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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I’m wrong a lot, but I never wanted Fedora as the HC at Texas. Dude is a bigger pussy than Mack Brown and less of a coach. So he’ll probably be our next OC. 

Fedora’s a great OC. He was the OC at Ok State before Holgorsem took over. Damn. That seems like a lifetime ago. 

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26 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Why would Gene Chizik under Mack go any better than it did when he was there a couple of years ago as DC? 

NM, got it. 

Edited by Bill Lumbergh

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2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

They'll need to bring Mad Dog out of retirement to get the whole band back together. 

Don't forget old freak nasty. He's rested and ready. 

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Just now, Bill Lumbergh said:

You mean when we won a championship age he sent a shitload of guys to the NFL?

What an I missing? 

No when he coordinated the North Carolina defense a couple years ago and didn’t stop anybody 

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45 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

the raiders gave 100,000,000 to one who hasnt  coached in 18

And outside of “he’s got a lot of draft picks,” nobody knows how it will turn out. 

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Just now, Royalfan5 said:

No when he coordinated the North Carolina defense a couple years ago and didn’t stop anybody 

Yeah, realized what you meant as soon as I posted.  Forgot he was there recently. 

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Mack so desperately wants the grand exit.  I hate that he quit on us after Colt got hurt but that's on him.

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3 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

They'll need to bring Mad Dog out of retirement to get the whole band back together. 

What's Ol' Freak Nasty up do these days?

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4 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

But Fedora works out a lot—so he’s cool bro. Remember that one time he showed his abs? I bet Subliminal mambers.

 

 

 

 

Pics immediately

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Fedora could end up with aggy.    Born in CS,  brother was the coach at A&M Consolidated, not sure if he is still there.   Knows how to recruit Texas.

Boom may give him a look for South Carolina OC.

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Leach likes Florida..... so a much shorter trip to Keys to relax if coaching at UNC.  Also wonder if Kiffin is considered??

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1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

^^^ yep that one.

 

Subliminal probs drooling.

 

 

That’s the second time in this thread you’ve put Subliminal’s name out there to misdirect the blatant homoeroticism in your posts. Your projection game is weak...well, aside from you projecting in your imagination an image of Fedora fucking you in the ass. That part of your projection game is strong to very strong. 

If that’s your thing, nothing wrong with that. Just own it. 

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That’s the second time in this thread you’ve put Subliminal’s name out there to misdirect the blatant homoeroticism in your posts. Your projection game is weak...well, aside from you projecting in your imagination an image of Fedora fucking you in the ass. That part of your projection game is strong to very strong. 
If that’s your thing, nothing wrong with that. Just own it. 
Uhhh...see below.
Pics immediately

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10 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

just curious if business schools have agents come give talks about contracts. because they should if they don't

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Say you're married to a hot woman.  Oh sure, things aren't perfect, at least once a year she does one stupid thing that really annoys you and it seems to be the same thing every year, year after year.  But all things considered, you're happy with her and she seems happy with you.

Then Brad Pitt walks in your house, winks at her and tells her to pack her things.  She's gone just like that without even looking back.  15 years later Brad dumps her.  20 years later she shows up on your doorstep, 50 pounds heavier and looking like she's been aging in dog years, and tells you she always loved you and made a huge mistake.

Would you take her back?

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5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


I all for it if it means I don’t have to ever hear one of four active coaches with a natty again

It's already been devalued by Leslie at KU.

Fedora was one of the coaches who impressed in the coaches round table, he obviously knows football.  

Cutcliffe I think was the most impressive for football knowledge.  

Sumlin actually surprised me, seems like a good guy to have a few beers and talk football with. 

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Say you're married to a hot woman.  Oh sure, things aren't perfect, at least once a year she does one stupid thing that really annoys you and it seems to be the same thing every year, year after year.  But all things considered, you're happy with her and she seems happy with you.
Then Brad Pitt walks in your house, winks at her and tells her to pack her things.  She's gone just like that without even looking back.  15 years later Brad dumps her.  20 years later she shows up on your doorstep, 50 pounds heavier and looking like she's been aging in dog years, and tells you she always loved you and made a huge mistake.
Would you take her back?


Did she get half of Brad Pitt’s money?

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