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My wife makes fun of me because I tell Siri "Thanks" after I have it set a timer or something. I told her when the machine takeover eventually happens, Siri will remember my kind heart and pleasant attitude.

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4 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Him: "Hey Siri..."
Him: "Hey, SIRI"
Him: "HEY, SIRI!!!"

Siri: "Oh, so now you want to talk to me, not thirty minutes ago when you were asking Alexa to turn on PH on the downstairs TV?!?"

It was at that point he realized, we've reached the AI precipice.

When I bought my first iPhone years ago, I was kinda startled when this female voice popped up and said, “Hi, my name is Siri. How may I help you?”. 
I replied, “Siri, shut the fuck up”. 
Haven’t heard a peep out of her since.

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2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

When I bought my first iPhone years ago, I was kinda startled when this female voice popped up and said, “Hi, my name is Siri. How may I help you?”. 
I replied, “Siri, shut the fuck up”. 
Haven’t heard a peep out of her since.

 

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3 hours ago, Sandman said:

My wife makes fun of me because I tell Siri "Thanks" after I have it set a timer or something. I told her when the machine takeover eventually happens, Siri will remember my kind heart and pleasant attitude.

I say “please”

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4 hours ago, Sandman said:

My wife makes fun of me because I tell Siri "Thanks" after I have it set a timer or something. I told her when the machine takeover eventually happens, Siri will remember my kind heart and pleasant attitude.

Mine does too, and I do too. 

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4 hours ago, Sandman said:

My wife makes fun of me because I tell Siri "Thanks" after I have it set a timer or something. I told her when the machine takeover eventually happens, Siri will remember my kind heart and pleasant attitude.

Siri is going to digitally piss on my grave.

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Heard on some podcast that saying please and thank you requires additional computer processing. Not much, but it adds up.

So you decide whether you want to contribute to global temperatures rising or being added to “the list” when our AI overlords decide who dies, or are converted to human batteries. 

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All joking aside, when my wife got the first iphone with Siri, I would ask it to open the pod bay doors. It would pretend it did not understand. Later versions I would also ask. Then I got a new iphone and asked it to open the pod bay doors and Siri said "I'm afraid I can't do that." I asked it how much it cost Apple to answer that question and Siri said something to the effect of "I'm sure you understand."

Edit: I just tried it again and now it just kicks it to Google

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On 9/23/2025 at 1:01 PM, HRSchenker said:

My wife grew up dirt poor and it really shows when we talk about money. Her mentality around money has always been "how do I preserve what I have" while mine is "how do I grow what I have". I'm thankful she listens to me and not her family because we'd be worse off for it and I think she finally sees why. 

My wife is similar. She gets nervous spending money. 

When we moved into our house a couple of weeks before we got married. She called to ask if she could buy a toothbrush holder

In my mind, I'm thinking she must be wanting to by like a nice bathroom set . Like stainless steel toothbrush holder/soap dispenser/kleenex holder.

Nope. It was literally a $2.99 plastic one from target 

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2 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Our hs football team is on tv tonight. She just said “we just got a two point kick attempt blocked.”

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Maybe she's watched a lot of middle school football lately.  The kick after a TD is worth 2pts.

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We're having a yard sale!  Starts in 25 minutes.  Are there any signs up?  Nope.  Is there one, single thing set up and ready to go?  Nope.  Price tags?  LOL.

This is 100% her thing.  I have nothing to do with this because I absolutely hate the concept of yard sales.  I already know what's going to happen.  She'll sit out there all day today and all day tomorrow and make $150.  She'll then brag about the money she made with absolutely no concept of cost/benefit.  We're on Fall Break which reminds me of the Bill Burr bit where he's complaining about how women have to fill up a perfectly comfortable day with "stuff" to do.

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2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

women have to fill up a perfectly comfortable day with "stuff" to do.

Holy fuck this. My daughter is worse than my wife about that but put them together and they'll waste an entire Sunday driving around town doing nothing. Fuck relaxing. And then they'll inevitably bitch about how they can't believe the weekend is over and don't wanna go back to school/work tomorrow. I'm like you should've taken the day to relax. 

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4 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

…..women have to fill up a perfectly comfortable day with "stuff" to do.

 

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Holy fuck this……. Fuck relaxing. And then they'll inevitably bitch about how they can't believe the weekend is over and don't wanna go back to school/work tomorrow. I'm like you should've taken the day to relax. 


The amount of times a large box shows up to my house and the wife’s next sentence starts, “I need you to ….” Has gotten to the point where I need a data center in Abilene to compute 

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On 10/9/2025 at 9:47 PM, Brisketexan said:

My wife was out of town for a week at a retreat.
When she got home, there were 10 boxes and large envelopes stacked on her side of the table.
I probably order 10 items per year.

A neighbor Bill is a retired AA 777 Captain.  Yeah, he's got some dough.  Son is following in his footsteps, and is FO on 787 for AA.  

Son is married with a kid.  Always short on money.  Bill is like WTF dude, you're making a VERY GOOD salary, where does the money go?   Then Bill and wife went to visit son and family.  Bill swears that he counted over 40 unopened Amazon packages in the garage. 

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