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Cmon Rudy, get your hair dye delivered. Like your bags of Russian mob cash.

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I texted a buddy earlier: did you hear the tragic news about Rudy?   He says no, what happened.  I respond "he was in a horrible accident, and he survived".

Yeah, I'm not buying any of that. Hooker and a mad pimp is my working theory.

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Lacerations and trauma. He leaking. Again.

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2 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Yeah, I'm not buying any of that. Hooker and a mad pimp is my working theory.

Ha!  Yeah that first paragraph. Um, yeah, and he also had just come from saving a puppy from a burning building and had been doing charity work with the blind all day. He’s totally a good guy and everything!

Ok ok, Michael Jackson didn’t use his bathroom…..but his sister did !

11 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Yeah, I'm not buying any of that. Hooker and a mad pimp is my working theory.

Image of ...and I'm being chased by Guido, the Killer Pimp.

seriously though .....  thoughts and prayers 

I will think about praying and then decide...nope.

1 hour ago, mr.goodkat said:

seriously though .....  thoughts and prayers 

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2 hours ago, mr.goodkat said:

seriously though .....  thoughts and prayers 

 

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3 hours ago, mr.goodkat said:

seriously though .....  thoughts and prayers 

reading this as your username
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16 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Yeah, I'm not buying any of that. Hooker and a mad pimp is my working theory.

Signed, 

Epstein’s mother.

Not “that” Epstein, this one:

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Just thinking what a shame it was that a bridge wasn’t involved

So, his "business partner... was promptly notified and arrived to oversee his care?"

Wow, if there isn't better proof that nobody in your life actually gives a shit about you, I don't know what it would be.

25 minutes ago, flatdawgs said:

So, his "business partner... was promptly notified and arrived to oversee his care?"

Wow, if there isn't better proof that nobody in your life actually gives a shit about you, I don't know what it would be.

Stuff like this reminds me that Bud Adams, worth hundreds of millions (maybe billions) died alone at home....and wasn't found until days later.  Power, money, "prestige," all that shit.....and nobody fucking gives a shit if you are alive or dead.

The things we worship as gods in American society are all the wrong fucking things.

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Just thinking what a shame it was that a bridge wasn’t involved

A Kennedy wasn't driving.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

 

We’ll take possession of that, thank you very much, Mr mayor… 

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On 9/2/2025 at 7:22 PM, Pancho said:

 

Steven Hawking has really let himself go.

On 9/2/2025 at 8:22 PM, Pancho said:

 

 

10 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

 

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C’mon guys. This is a layup. You’re slipping. 
 

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What a horribly fabricated story. Even by GQP standards this is a terrible one. Hope we hear about a funeral for him soon. This trash bag of a person deserves nothing but scorn and a reserved spot on the grave pissing tour. Hope they bury him near NYC so access to his grave will be quick to piss on and leave. Complete waste of a human being that should have to spend the remainder of his life living in the South Bronx in a trap house selling meth to survive.

8 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

What a horribly fabricated story. Even by GQP standards this is a terrible one. Hope we hear about a funeral for him soon. This trash bag of a person deserves nothing but scorn and a reserved spot on the grave pissing tour. Hope they bury him near NYC so access to his grave will be quick to piss on and leave. Complete waste of a human being that should have to spend the remainder of his life living in the South Bronx in a trap house selling meth to survive.

Harsh, but ...

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On 9/2/2025 at 8:22 PM, Pancho said:

 

The WWE belt, Rudy coffee, and Biden Crime family book are just perfect in the background 

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That’s a stiff pour in the glass

Holy shit I had forgotten about Rudy Guilliani.

10 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

This dude was dotard’s cybersecurity advisor

On 9/4/2025 at 9:42 AM, tx ind said:

The WWE belt, Rudy coffee, and Biden Crime family book are just perfect in the background 

The Biden Crime Family is a short, engaging description of the evidence that supports the case that President Joe Biden and his family are deeply corrupt. They are so corrupt that when former New York mayor and US attorney Rudy Giuliani first stumbled across evidence of what they were doing in Ukraine, it reminded him of his experience prosecuting the five mafia families that used to run New York. 
 
Joe Biden began to seek enormous bribes and payouts when he became vice president. In every situation where he was the point man for the Obama administration’s policy toward a country, he ended up making millions of dollars, and failing to obtain whatever the US policy goal was. 
 
In these endeavors, Joe’s drug addicted younger son, Hunter, worked with him. Hunter was the “bagman.” You can question whether it was loving or even decent for a politician to use his dysfunctional son in this matter. But it happened. Joe’s brother James also served as a bagman, sometimes working with Hunter. Other family members participated as needed.
 
When Joe was made the point man for Ukraine—with the special mission of cleaning up Ukrainian corruption so deep that it had left the country almost bankrupt—he did nothing to help. Instead, he had Hunter placed on the board of Burisma, an energy and gas company at the center of some of Ukraine’s most corrupt government dealings. Hunter took home a million a year to do nothing. The rule was “ten percent for the big guy.” Hunter has complained about how half his income went to dad.
 
The same and worse happened with Joe in China and Iraq.
The Biden Crime Family displays the evidence clearly—and makes the kind of case that should get a conviction on Biden family corruption.

(Foreword by Stephen K. Bannon)


 
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