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Just now, Bevo14 said:

Didn't   even realize we had a 3 game winning streak against the purple power towels. Pigs will fly.

Yeah- it’s about the only thing Herman can point to as doing right.  

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Just now, Doc Reeves said:

 

CSB

My dads buddy was a retired 4* Gen from the cold war. Hard warrior type with a plate in his head. He had the highest security clearance possible and direct knowledge of most of the most important events of the 20th cent. He would occasionally say he knew more than all the past CIA directors and Presidents combined. You could ask him shit and he got off to giving cryptic replies like: "Did the US secretly assonate that guy?" and he would say "The US doesn't assonate people.....anymore, haha"

One thanksgiving my buddy was with me and had to ask "So are there Aliens at Area 51?" and he replied "I'd tell you but I'd have to kill you...haha" to which my friend said "Why would you have to kill me if the answer was 'no'?" He got a surprised look on his face and said "Very good" and that was it.

 

In conclusion: you dirty minx.

I don't know what assonate means, but I don't think I want to know.

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1 minute ago, Bevo said:

I don't know what assonate means, but I don't think I want to know.

PM futureman

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1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

that could be a tell if he's not there

Ya think?  

2 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

CSB

My dads buddy was a retired 4* Gen from the cold war. Hard warrior type with a plate in his head. He had the highest security clearance possible and direct knowledge of most of the most important events of the 20th cent. He would occasionally say he knew more than all the past CIA directors and Presidents combined. You could ask him shit and he got off to giving cryptic replies like: "Did the US secretly assonate that guy?" and he would say "The US doesn't assonate people.....anymore, haha"

One thanksgiving my buddy was with me and had to ask "So are there Aliens at Area 51?" and he replied "I'd tell you but I'd have to kill you...haha" to which my friend said "Why would you have to kill me if the answer was 'no'?" He got a surprised look on his face and said "Very good" and that was it.

 

In conclusion: you dirty minx.

Not sure what assonate is but it scares the shit out of me

9 minutes ago, Xian said:

 

He’s debating on if he is going to try to convince sam to return...

"Now you see here what he's doing with his hamstrings - I was never a fan of that. I've always believed in a quick toe touch right before kickoff"

Just now, Bevo14 said:

I'm stealing assonate

Must be that LSU schoolin'

I'm stealing "assonate"
aggy might sue for infringement
Just now, Bevo said:

I don't know what assonate means, but I don't think I want to know.

I think Futureman is about to coin the phrase... if you know what I mean.

6 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

They’re coworkers and professionals that have been in the game. If he’s telling anybody outside of his inner circle or his assistants, it’s them. Especially in their pre production meetings. 

Think about this. If he had says yes there is a plan. Part of that plan is not to let this get out at all and make this messy. You think he is going to want to make a new 12M/yr job messy to start or he just doesn't tell the meat heads?

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Damn I hate herbstreit. He’s a massive hypocrite, ignoring the fact his own Alma mater is just like Texas and every other top program.

15 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Yeah but the 2 conference titles in 16 years is the real big killer to me.  This wasn't a great conference either top to bottom but we still couldn't get more than 2 titles which is brutal.  Mack could recruit and was a decent coach but he underused the talent he brought to the 40 acres by having shit coordinators to go with his good not great coaching abilities.

Yeah, this really is the unfiltered truth.  And you have to add only this despite the gigantic built in advantages the competitive unbalanced nature of college football affords a program like Texas.  Sometimes it felt like winning at the highest level was the exception and not the norm even during the ‘00’s, like the talent level at the university simply outpaced the coaching to break the surface of the waves for a short breath before sinking just below the surface.  

As much as Brady, Matt and Reggie would want him to stay, those guys are alpha competitors and would be in his ear telling him he has to take it.

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I don't know what assonate means, but I don't think I want to know.

It mostly means that its 10am and Im 4 beers deep 

1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Think about this. If he had says yes there is a plan. Part of that plan is not to let this get out at all and make this messy. You think he is going to want to make a new 12M/yr job messy to start or he just doesn't tell the meat heads?

Or maybe Meyer has already turned down Texas and told Fox it’s a non issue and to let it go. 

6 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

CSB

My dads buddy was a retired 4* Gen from the cold war. Hard warrior type with a plate in his head. 

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Ryan Day says “it’s been a tough week” for tOSU.   I choose to read what I want into that.  

3 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Says airport is 12 miles from fox sports and 18 minute drive.

If it is his plane I bet they'll wait of he is a few mins late. Or maybe it's like the assholes at United closing the door 10 mins before kickoff. I dunno never flown in a Gulfstream. 

21 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Those guys mess with each other all the time.  They know he’s taking the job and they are hazing him.  That’s the 2nd times they’ve asked him about Texas the last 3 weeks.

That's exactly how that came off to me.

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Damn I hate herbstreit. He’s a massive hypocrite, ignoring the fact his own Alma mater is just like Texas and every other top program.

Well except Alabama 

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

As much as Brady, Matt and Reggie would want him to stay, those guys are alpha competitors and would be in his ear telling him he has to take it.

Not Matt and Reggie as long as USC is in the conversation

Deciding not to play before the season = Opting out

Deciding not to play in the middle of the season = Quitting

7 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Meanwhile, ESPN is all over the Herman/Meyer saga. 

This also feels like a good sign

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Damn I hate herbstreit. He’s a massive hypocrite, ignoring the fact his own Alma mater is just like Texas and every other top program.

You spelled "douche" wrong

Just now, EuroHorn said:

Or maybe Meyer has already turned down Texas and told Fox it’s a non issue and to let it go. 

Maybe. I think leaks would get out then. 

1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:

It mostly means that its 10am and Im 4 beers deep 

You are doing the lord's work. 

5 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

Not sure what assonate is but it scares the shit out of me

That's exactly what it means. 

12 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 Flying into Austin while Texas is still playing would be smart. Pretty much everyone will be focused on the game. 

The second sentence made me actually laugh out loud.  

Think about this. If he had says yes there is a plan. Part of that plan is not to let this get out at all and make this messy. You think he is going to want to make a new 12M/yr job messy to start or he just doesn't tell the meat heads?
He told them. Human nature. These guys know. This tells me it's less than 24 hours away. Or not...but so what? Herman is gone. That much I believe, and I am confident the other part is true.
Just now, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Maybe. I think leaks would get out then. 

I’m sure Fox heard all the rumors and leaks to date.  As his employer, they’ve probably already had discussions about them with Meyer. 

3 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Or maybe Meyer has already turned down Texas and told Fox it’s a non issue and to let it go. 

the office ex GIF

I thought diarrhea is the great equalizer, Coach Meyer. 

Ha ha! First thing Urban said he did this morning is check the weather (for his flight) for the Michigan State v Ohio State game because weather is always a factor. GMAB he checked Surly first.

3 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Or maybe Meyer has already turned down Texas and told Fox it’s a non issue and to let it go. 

In my opinion, if he had already turned it down:

A. It would leak

B. It would be in his best interest not to downplay it

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More like a geriatric Judge Dredd

 

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2 minutes ago, wood said:

That's exactly how that came off to me.

Yes. These guys work together.  They’ve been in the game and they know how to play it. They know all about how coaching changes/free agency are handled. 

5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Damn I hate herbstreit. He’s a massive hypocrite, ignoring the fact his own Alma mater is just like Texas and every other top program.

He’s not ignoring it.  He’s spewing propaganda. He’s as full of shit as a Senate bathroom during recess.  He knows it. 

4 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

If it is his plane I bet they'll wait of he is a few mins late. Or maybe it's like the assholes at United closing the door 10 mins before kickoff. I dunno never flown in a Gulfstream. 

You go when the people in the back say you go. 

I think it’s a great sign because Urban doesn’t say anything back.  If he wasn’t taking the job, he would laugh and joke back.  They are also avoiding showing him during the Texas segments.  

I hate to say it but I’m gonna be so let down if we don’t get UM at this point.

Joel Klatt with some OUTSTANDING hair today. 

I don't think those guys know any more than we do. In negotiations, maybe so maybe no. Just my gut feeling. 

Just now, GRHorn said:

Yes. These guys work together.  They’ve been in the game and they know how to play it. They know all about how coaching changes/free agency are handled. 

Doesn’t mean they are good at it.

You think UM is telling some of those meat heads what he is doing? No fucking way. 

I bet everybody on set knows what UM is gonna do with regard to Texas job
3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

The second sentence made me actually laugh out loud.  

Yes no one will see him land. They're all watching the game. It's genius. It's very high level spy like shit. 

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