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Has anybody ever seen Futureman and Tim Brando at the same time? Food for thought. 

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Mentions weight coach and recruiting guy being important and how he'd been with him since Florida

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Lots of Pete Carrol talk this morning. Coincidence?

He is killing me. I can't read all this shit. I am not a psychologist.

Urban totally listing out everything he needs and lines up with all the shit on here the last week.

Damn.  This Fox show is fascinating to watch.  

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I mean, he's not wrong. This fan base is crazy. We literally have a guy that's gonna fist himself to get Urban here.

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Ya think? I actually feel pretty good after watching that.
4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Lot fewer games back then

 

3 minutes ago, SDG said:

Don't they play more games now?  

105 is still a very low number even accounting for that - especially for a program like ND. Texas has 2 coaches over 150 - Akers won 86. Oklahoma has FOUR guys with over 120 wins.

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

There's not an Urban Meyer out there? 

Yea heard that while Urban was smiling next to him. 

Urban just said he needs infrastructure like Alabama.

1.  Weight guy

2.  Recruiting coordinator 

sounds like he just made his case

Was Rob Stone teary eyed?

18 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Urban Meyer literally putting on a coaching clinic and preview of who he his for Texas fans. 
 

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It's called "Great Recruiting" 🤘

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Just now, stork642 said:

Damn.  This Fox show is fascinating to watch.  

You’ve never watched Big Noon? It’s far superior to college game day. 

Does Urban usually wear his big gigantic championship ring(s) on the show? 

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2 minutes ago, Nivek said:


What was ND supposed to do? Lose the game or take their own QB out? Maybe HL should have quarantined himself and stayed healthy.

I said beat their A team which they'll get a chance to do. I have no idea what you're babbling about

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"When you look under the hood of these elite programs, the Ohio State, the Alabama, the infrastructure is amazing"

First two things he mentions as infrastructure? "The recruiting guy and the strength guy"

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

There's not an Urban Meyer out there? 

Maybe Matt knows something. 

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

I mean, he's not wrong. This fan base is crazy. We literally have a guy that's gonna fist himself to get Urban here.

That's not crazy.  That's just a Tuesday in Futureman's house.

"When you look under the hood of these elite programs, the Ohio State, the Alabama, the infrastructure is amazing"

First two things he mentions as infrastructure? "The recruiting guy and the strength guy"

Urban lost it when they asked what the job description is at UT/Mich

He’s in. 

1 minute ago, tx ind said:

Urban totally listing out everything he needs and lines up with all the shit on here the last week.

goes back to the news last night that Urb's strength and conditioning guy is coming with him to Texas. coincidence? fuck NO.

I still don’t think Meyer goes back into coaching, but that honestly felt like a structured farewell segment for him. 

Was Rob Stone teary eyed?
He laughed, but shit got toned down after that.

What do @closetojumping and @Dbeasy think about this? Lots of teasing laughing and no comments and lots of fucking awkward during the UT segment.

I personally think he is saying for us to temper our expectations a bit when he shows up. Maybe? Fuck.

Can someone just post video of the shenanigans? Can’t watch my soccer team and Fox at the same time! 

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Klatt with the quote of the day

Which was...

7 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

If Herbie thinks his precious buckeyes would allow a coach to continually struggle with rutgers and illinois and not get fired...

 

Ohio State football | Jack Looks Back: Before becoming a Buckeye, coach  John Cooper was a Golden Hurricane - Sports - The Independent - Massillon,  OH

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

I mean, he's not wrong. This fan base is crazy. We literally have a guy that's gonna fist himself to get Urban here.

If Futureman's butthole integrity is on the line, then by God that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. 

He's going to tease the fuck out of us until announcement time, isn't he?

Shelley is currently “traveling” which means she’s in Austin picking out her new house.

 

Blank check for strength and conditioning coach.  Want us to knock down the soccer stadium and convert the lot into a state-of-the-art weight room?  Done.  Anything else sir?

1 minute ago, JNip said:

Can someone just post video of the shenanigans? Can’t watch my soccer team and Fox at the same time! 

soccer’s for losers, guy. 

I haven’t heard anything yet that would preclude him from taking on such a job.

They found a clever way to address the Herman hot seat by including Michigan... and then speaking in generalities. Brilliant move to avoid the LITERAL noise about Urban Meyer that anyone who follows college football has to be aware of.

Remember when Sherlock Holmes solved the case because the dogs didn't bark?

No barking today, and I take that as a promising sign. It doesn’t mean he will take the job, but he had a golden opportunity to decline interest, and he didn’t take it.

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4 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

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This will be Brando and Herbstreet when Urban is announced the next coach at Texas.  

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Which was...

talking about Reggie's and Brady's jackets

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

He's going to tease the fuck out of us until announcement time, isn't he?

Yeah, it'd be so easy for him to just say there's a lot of rumors out there...

Just wait until half time at our game. This crew (Leinart, Reggie, Quinn and URBAN) stays until the end of the first game. Dear God. Fucking awkward.

He’s coming guys.  Enjoy this weekend.  Let these fucks get their shots in right now.  When Texas is on top, it’s hard to get any recruits out of the state.  
 

We talk about being the Jones’s.  Looks like Del Conte understands.  With our new facilities and about to lock up a generational coach, we’re about to fuck shit up...

2 minutes ago, JNip said:

Can someone just post video of the shenanigans? Can’t watch my soccer team and Fox at the same time! 

No one is making you watch or be a fan of Real Madrid. 

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